Left Coast Sports Babe

Chuck Todd said that last night Hillary Clinton “seemed over-prepared at times.” Well, the next time Todd needs to see a doctor or a lawyer, trust he will look for one who didn’t spend too much time studying.

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Whatever you think of last night’s #debate, remember that online polls are as accurate in determining winners as #MLB #AllStarGame voting.

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Toronto relief pitcher Joaquin Benoit tripped running out of the bullpen to join a brawl against the Yankees. Today the Blue Jays announced he tore his left calf and will miss at least the rest of the regular season. Ah yes, yet another casualty of testosterone poisoning.

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That moment you know you’ve raised your son right – when he asks you if last night felt like watching Billie Jean King beat Bobby Riggs.

Waiting for Sarah Palin to opine that Donald Trump’s deciding to participate in the next two debates would be “the worthless, easy path; that’s a quitter’s way out.”

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Donald Trump about last night “They gave me a defective mic.” So the Donald expects Americans to trust him to handle challenges like the economy, foreign affairs and terrorism, and he can’t even handle perceived challenges with equipment?

So @RealDonaldTrump is complaining about microphone because it didn’t translate what he said into words that sounded presidential?

Last night Trump said Lester Holt did a “great job,” today he claimed that Holt “gave me some very unfair questions.” Is consistency part of that temperament the Donald brags about?

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Just imagine the reaction if @HillaryClinton had said last night she didn’t pay federal taxes because “I’m smart.” #Trump #misogyny #debate

Rudy Giuliani said that because Hillary Clinton didn’t know immediately that Monica was telling the truth and Bill was lying that Hillary is “too stupid to be President.”
So that’s why Rudy divorced his first two wives, because they were too stupid to know he was cheating on them?

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Two bomb explosions in Dresden, Germany today. Once again, proof that the West shouldn’t accept Mid-East refugees. Oh, wait, they were at a conference center for Unity Day and at a mosque. Move along, nothing to see here.

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Finally, a quote from Gregg Popovich, on athletes speaking out about race etc. ” If it’s not your daily experience, you don’t understand it. I didn’t talk to my kids about how to act in front of a policeman when you get stopped. I didn’t have to do that. All of my black friends have done that. There’s something that’s wrong about that, and we all know that. What’s the solution?” 

Go Spurs.

Donald Trump is acting like the drunk guy in the sports bar who can’t stand when a woman knows more about sports than he does.

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“I have a much better temperament than she does.” That did it for everyone who said they weren’t going to drink on a week night.

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Donald Trump blowing a gasket as he talks about having a much better temperament. #Youcannotmakethisstuffup

Nor this “My father only gave me a very small loan.” Right, only $1 million.

Thinking after tonight that the #2016presidentialelection may have the biggest gender gap in history. #womenallhaveknownthatasshole.

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“Yes I did” prepare for the debate. “And I prepared to be President.” Hillary Clinton. #debatenight

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Did someone ever teach #Trump that it’s bad manners to interrupt?

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“Donald, I know you live in your own reality, but these are the facts.”

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Today’s mass shooting in Houston apparently left 9 injured and so far only the alleged gunman dead. Police are not releasing his name except to say “he is a lawyer and there were issues concerning his law firm.”
Alright then, can we start profiling all lawyers?

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Trump’s tweet yesterday “Five people killed in Washington State by a Middle Eastern immigrant.”
So I am waiting for today’s tweet. “Nine people shot in Texas by an Oklahoma ex-frat boy lawyer.”

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Regarding today’s mass shooting in Houston, what color #Skittles are lawyers?

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Former Cowboys DE Greg Hardy was arrested again, this time early this morning on a cocaine possession charge in Texas. So congrats to all those who had Sept 26 in the pool.

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The Marlins’ Dee Gordon, hit his first home run of the year, after taking a pitch right-handed in honor of #JoseFernandez “”I told the boys if I don’t believe in God, I might as well start. I never hit a ball that far, even in BP.”

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and leaving snark aside, really lovely. Well played Marlins, sadly well played.

https://twitter.com/drewhockridge/status/780565271845212160

The Dodgers honored Vin Scully and his 67 years of broadcasting last night. 67 years?! Wow. That almost goes back to Jamie Moyer’s rookie season

After 38-35 loss in South Bend to Duke, Notre Dame coach Brian Kelly said “every position will be evaluated.” Including his own?

If manic depression sponsored a baseball team it would be the 2016 SF Giants

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And for those who think Americans deciding “Who do we hate least?” is confined to politics, Duke just upset Notre Dame in college football.

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USC led by 10 points early in the fourth quarter and lost to Utah Friday night. So what’s with the Trojans? Have they given up now that the Rams have brought real pro football back to Los Angeles?

Kent State got $1.5 million for playing Alabama today. But heaven help the football players if they get back home and boosters try to buy them dinner and/or a beer to drown their sorrows. #whatswrongwiththispicture?

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#NYTimes endorsed #HillaryClinton. Presumably next to the headline “Water is wet.”

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Donald Trump has invited Gennifer Flowers to the first debate. Because the Donald didn’t have enough seats for all his ex-lovers and wives?

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Some Hillary haters are trying to spin her and Bill Clinton’s having attended Trump’s latest wedding as another sign of her duplicity. But don’t we all have friends and acquaintances we might hang out with on occasion, but who we wouldn’t want running our neighborhood association let alone the country

Last week’s mall attack, 10 people attacked, only fatality was the suspect. Friday night, five dead. This is not the “well-regulated militia” our founding fathers had in mind.

Nine blown saves for Santiago Casilla now with SF Giants. At this point shouldn’t the headline only be when he actually gets the save?

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“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results” #SFGiants #Bochy #Casilla

Missing those un-PC days when you could count on the #Stanford band to do a tasteful half-time show on the #USC rape case #LSJUMB

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Nothing certain these days but death, taxes & the fact any explosion or mass shooting instantly blamed by some on one demographic. #Chelsea

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While the media obsesses about Hillary’s emails, a leaked Colin Powell email confirms what Israel has never publicly admitted, that they have “200 nukes all targeted on Tehran” But hey, IOKIYR

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Donald Trump’s new campaign theme is a take off of “‘Les Misérables”- “Les Deplorables” -with “Do You Hear the People Sing’ as a sort of anthem. Wrong on so many levels but for starters, with the attacks in the last year, Trump would probably ban immigration from France since it’s a nation “compromised’ by terrorism.

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W P “Bill” William Kinsella has passed away. Hoping there’s a doubleheader in heaven’s cornfields tomorrow.

#SFGiants have scored more runs in 3 innings against #Cardinals than they did in 3 games against #Padres. #Nowtheyrejusttoyingwithus.

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The #SFGiants have scored 14 runs in 2 games after manager Bruce Bochy cancelled batting practice. So much for “practice makes perfect.”

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The Buffalo #Bills have fired offensive coordinator #GregRoman. Because nothing, EVER, is #RexRyan‘s fault.

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It took #JimmyFallon to make #MattLauer look like a real journalist again. #Trump #TonightShow

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Donald Trump this morning. “Hillary Clinton and her campaign in 2008 started the birther controversy. I finished it,” This is apparently what happens sometimes when you are dealing with a older man who not only lies but has no concept of the U.S. collective memory known as the internet.

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So now Iowa Rep. Steve King is accusing Colin Kaerpernick of being influenced by his fiancee Nessa Diab and… “I understand that he has an Islamic girlfriend that is his fiancée, and that this has changed him and has taken on some different political views along the way, This is activism that’s sympathetic to ISIS.’
We’re going to need a bigger basket.

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Roger Goodell – #NFL to commit $100 mill to research into player health and safety. Funding to be paid from player uniform and other fines.

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Remember those innocent days when the worst thing Democrats and moderates feared was another #Bush in the White House?

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It’s called “projection.” @realDonaldTrump, look it up. #birtherism

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So how long until @realDonaldTrump starts railing about “precious bodily fluids?”

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Bull Durham had it right – “The world is made for those who aren’t cursed with self-awareness.” This tweet from Donald Jr. yesterday “The new aristocrats are in DC. They steal, lie, and take from hardworking Americans. Clinton part of the ruling class. Trump for the people.”

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Ohio governor John Kasich today was asked on CNN “is it still possible that you could support Donald Trump?” He replied.
“It’s very unlikely Too much water under the bridge.”
So will Trump call his pal Chris Christie for advice on how to close one of those Ohio bridges?

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And regarding Trump’s claim that he would be the “healthiest” President ever…. who but me would love Obama to challenge him to a game of pickup basketball?

Psychologists say that intermittent reinforcement is the best way to keep rats and people blindly doing what they were doing. Hence, the #SFGiants with their 2016 roller-coaster are keeping and creating fans for life,

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In North Carolina, GOP spokeswoman Kami Mueller decried the NCAA’s decision to move championship games from the state. “Under the NCAA’s logic, colleges should make cheerleaders and football players share bathrooms, showers and hotel rooms.”
And a lot of football players are going “I’m in.”

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The University of Arizona football team has dismissed RB Orlando Bradford after he was arrested and charged with 7 felony counts following an alleged domestic violence incident. Bradford was the team’s #2 running back last season. Too soon to start a pool on which ACC or SEC team will decide he deserves a second chance?

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The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission today recalled Samsung Galaxy Note 7 smartphones. Will they claim the decision was made with flaming speed?

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Wells Fargo is blaming their whole fraudulent account scheme on “staff.”. I think I like “pushed into a lifeboat” better.

A man in New York City who was unhappy about his car being “booted” was shot today after he allegedly attacked an off-duty cop with a meat cleaver, #Ifonlyhewasarmed

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MLB suspended Padres GM A.J. Preller for 30 days after ESPN reported the team was keeping two separate files of medical information on their players: one for industry consumption and the other for the Padres’ internal use.
Hmm, maybe for those 30 days Preller will be offered a position with a presidential campaign.

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Rev. Faith Green Timmons, of the Bethel United Methodist Church, interrupting the Donald today in the midst of an attack on Hillary Clinton. “Mr. Trump, I invited you here to thank us for what we’ve done in Flint, not give a political speech,”
Hmm, Rev. Timmons has more cojones than Matt Lauer.

Donald Trump has promised he would return the economy to the days of 4% growth. Hmm, the last time we had 4% growth, a Clinton was in the White House.

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The CDC announced today that kissing chickens is bad for your health. Hope that didn’t upset too many people’s weekend plans.

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WTF moment of the day. Trump asked if he now believes President Obama was born in the US ““I’ll answer that question at the right time. I just don’t want to answer it yet.”
Because he doesn’t want to lose the votes of his birther supporters?

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Ivanka Trump accused an interviewer of “too much negativity” and cut the interview short after she was reminded of a comment of her father’s in 2004, that pregnancy is “a wonderful thing for the woman, it’s a wonderful thing for the husband, it’s certainly an inconvenience for a business.”
Sounds like the skin on the apple is as thin as the bark on the tree she fell not very far from.

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From Bill Littlejohn “A report is that Ronaldo has more social media followers than anyone in the world but Taylor Swift.  “Social media followers?”  Heck, Taylor Swift has more ex-boyfriends than Ronaldo has social media followers……