Let’s play two in the field of dreams.

 

W P “Bill” William Kinsella has passed away. Hoping there’s a doubleheader in heaven’s cornfields tomorrow.

 

#SFGiants have scored more runs in 3 innings against #Cardinals than they did in 3 games against #Padres. #Nowtheyrejusttoyingwithus.

The #SFGiants have scored 14 runs in 2 games after manager Bruce Bochy cancelled batting practice. So much for “practice makes perfect.”

The Buffalo #Bills have fired offensive coordinator #GregRoman. Because nothing, EVER, is #RexRyan‘s fault.

It took #JimmyFallon to make #MattLauer look like a real journalist again. #Trump #TonightShow

Donald Trump this morning. “Hillary Clinton and her campaign in 2008 started the birther controversy. I finished it,” This is apparently what happens sometimes when you are dealing with a older man who not only lies but has no concept of the U.S. collective memory known as the internet.

So now Iowa Rep. Steve King is accusing Colin Kaerpernick of being influenced by his fiancee Nessa Diab and… “I understand that he has an Islamic girlfriend that is his fiancée, and that this has changed him and has taken on some different political views along the way, This is activism that’s sympathetic to ISIS.’
We’re going to need a bigger basket.

 

Roger Goodell – #NFL to commit $100 mill to research into player health and safety. Funding to be paid from player uniform and other fines.

Remember those innocent days when the worst thing Democrats and moderates feared was another #Bush in the White House?

It’s called “projection.” @realDonaldTrump, look it up. #birtherism

So how long until @realDonaldTrump starts railing about “precious bodily fluids?”

Bull Durham had it right – “The world is made for those who aren’t cursed with self-awareness.” This tweet from Donald Jr. yesterday “The new aristocrats are in DC. They steal, lie, and take from hardworking Americans. Clinton part of the ruling class. Trump for the people.”

 

Ohio governor John Kasich today was asked on CNN “is it still possible that you could support Donald Trump?” He replied.
“It’s very unlikely Too much water under the bridge.”
So will Trump call his pal Chris Christie for advice on how to close one of those Ohio bridges?

 

And now Trump, railing against Hillary Clinton and gun control,
“I think her bodyguards should drop all weapons. Disarm immediately, Take their guns away, let’s see what happens to her.”

When this election is over, so may be the future of political satire – it just cannot top reality.

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