Left Coast Sports Babe

Killing children sucks. That is all. #manchester

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But back to jokes etc, not because they are more important. But because if we stop laughing, the bad guys win.

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Kevin Durant after Warriors ‘ game 3 win against Spurs. “If you don’t like it don’t watch it.” Well that should have done wonders for tonight’s ratings.

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A small test for anyone who claims they are a Predators fan: name one player on the team.

Of course, many might read this and go “Who are the Predators?”

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Enes Kanter, whose passport was canceled for criticizing Turkish Pres. Erdogan, wants to become an US citizen. Paging Gregg Popovich #Spurs

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Story broke yesterday that Khloe Kardashian is trying to convince Cleveland’s Tristan Thompson to marry her. And the Cavs lost their first game of the playoffs. Coincidence?

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Late night on West Coast – time to start a pool on just what Donald Trump will say tomorrow where he tweeted exact opposite last year?

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USA Today reports Homeland Security said “More than 600,000 foreign travelers who legally entered the United States in 2016 overstayed their visas and remained in the country at the end of the year.
“Visa overstays” make up an estimated FORTY PERCENT of the 11 million undocumented immigrants in the US.
So we’re going to build a wall on runways too?

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MSNBC has now leapfrogged both CNN & Fox in the ratings. So there’s one American company Trump has made great again.

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Infowars (Alex Jones) touting new WH Press Credentials with statement – “Alternative media has establishment running scared.” Alternative media? Didn’t they mean alternative facts?

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Media carefully didn’t say country in Russian intelligence story. Trump “I never mentioned #Israel.” Pres would be really bad at Password.

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Press release on Trump’s goals in Mideast -“Promote the possibility of lasting peach.” Make America Grape Again?

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Trump to Israel’s President after his flight from Riyadh “We just got back from Middle East.” Not sure Trump’s college major, but guessing not geography.

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A Fox News columnist is outraged that California Democratic Party chair John Burton led delegates in a brief chant of “F*ck Trump.” Now, we can argue about whether Burton’s language was appropriate or not. But where was the Fox outrage over chants of “Lock her Up” or memes/signs suggesting physical violence to Hillary Clinton?

Large sinkhole has formed in front of Mar-a-Lago. Well, that’s one potential way to get rid of the Michael Flynn problem.

Just for comparison, Cloud Computing’s winning Preakness time of 1.55.98 would’ve only put him behind Secretariat by about 14-15 lengths.  (1.53 in 1973.)

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Unhappiest people who didn’t bet on Always Dreaming?  Advertisers who bought TV time during the Belmont Stakes.

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Celtics’ Isaiah Thomas is out for remainder of post-season.  Sad for Boston fans but at least it’s only one game.

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Cavs beat Celtics 130-86 before Lebron found out he isn’t a finalist for NBA MVP. Now what happens in game 4  now that James has a chip on his shoulder?

3 players out including Spurs MVP. If NBA coaching was about choosing up sides w/ random players Gregg Popovich would win every time.

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Russia reportedly bragging about the Flynn connection helping them make inroads with Trump, Trump reportedly saying that firing Comey “eased great pressure…” Some wannabe novelists are thinking if they submitted some of these plot elements their manuscript would be immediately refused as unrealistic.

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Trump will nominate Callista Gingrich as US ambassador to the Vatican. Because nothing says revering Catholic values and the sanctity of marriage like being a 3rd wife who started dating her husband when he was married to his 2nd.

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Not sure about Trump voters but folks who really have to feel ripped off bought TV ad time for 4th quarters of #Cavs #Celtics games.

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John Burton, stepping down as California Democratic Party chair, ends speech in his inimitable style. “All together now, F*ck Donald Trump.”.

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So with Trump’s first foreign visit being to the Saudis wonder if his staff  warned him not to ask to meet Lawrence of Arabia?

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There are so many things more worth worrying about, but this tweet is still worth sharing “Many people are saying it was wonderful that Mrs. Obama refused to wear a scarf in Saudi Arabia, but they were insulted.We have enuf enemies
— (@realDonaldTrump) January 29, 2015”
Do you think anyone ever told Trump the internet is forever?

Open note to my fellow Democrats. It’s not ever a call to unity when unity means “do it my way and we’ll all be fine.”

Tom Brady has signed a deal with Aston Martin to endorse a car that starts at $211,995 . Will the slogan be “If you spend over $200,000 on a car, you really should be checked for concussions?”

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A high school sports literature class got out of their final exam when a student got Aaron Rodgers to retweet him.  And a lot of high school and college football players are going “what’s a ‘class’ and ‘final exam?”

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On a #bustohell note about Times Square, did anyone really think a serious terrorist would have used a Honda Accord?

If Comey was disgusted by a “Trump hug” how do men think all those women who have been grabbed etc for years feel?

Comey to testify publicly before Senatel committee. No doubt it will be shown live on  all major networks except Fox,  which probably will do a show recapping the allegations on Hillary’s emails.

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Trump called Comey a “Nut job” That ought to make him even more popular with the FBI.  #WTF?

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Apparently everyone’s trying very hard to keep President happy on his 1st foreign tour. So will they put “Trump” signs on all the hotels?.

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So should we start a pool on which country @realDonaldTrump will insult most on his World tour?

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Jeb Bush on Trump “When I ran for office, I said he is a chaos candidate and would be a chaos president.” Did he follow the statement with “Please clap?”

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Does this craziness w/ Trump make others glad they didn’t accept VP role, or sorry they didn’t take chance to be appointed President?

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So now Russia probe has reached “a significant person of interest” who is “close to the President.” Well that lets out Melania & Tiffany.

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Ah, for those more innocent days when “He went to Jared” was just a stupid jewelry commercial. #Russia #PersonOfInterest

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Once again, Trump is reminding us – never trust a man who doesn’t like animals and had never had a pet.

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Utah GOP Rep. Jason Chaffetz, who was chair of the House Oversight Committee that will investigated Trump’s firing FBI Director Comey, said today that he will resign from Congress in June, citing a “mid-life crisis.”
Right. and then will Chaffetz join the speaking circuit on the subject of personal responsibility?

TC, on Goodyear putting their logo on Cavs uniforms next year. “So who will be featured on the blimp, Snoopy or Charles Barkley?”

DC residents of mixed minds on Turkish president #Erdoğan‘s thugs beating up protestors outside the Turkish Ambassador’s residence in Washington.   Half were appalled. Half want them signed by Redskins.

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American Airlines is changing their upgrade priority to give more weight, not just to your frequent flier status, but to how much you have actually spent in the last 12 months, followed by how much you spent on the flight you are trying to upgrade.
In other words, the less you need a free upgrade, the more likely you are to get one.

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Really? On a Bigelow teabag packet -“Tea is a gluten-free beverage.” What’s next, the same message on a bottle of water?

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Now Ann Coulter may be turning against Trump. Who knew Coulter had cojones? Oh wait, never mind.

This just in, taking notes has been banned in the White House. #ComeyMemo

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I hope you can see your way clear to letting this go, to letting Flynn go, he’s a good guy.” If President does it it’s not meddling. #WTF?

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Trump doesn’t want White House leakers.  He must be thrilled Kimberly Guilfoyle talking about being Press Sec. while Spicer still has job.

So NY Times reporting that President told Comey he “should consider putting reporters in prison for publishing classified information.” Can’t imagine how some people consider Trump a wannabe authoritarian dictator.

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Don’t look now, but there are already two teams in MLB with worse records than the SF Giants.  San Francisco is on a 5 game win streak, only 7 games away from .500.

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As a Spurs fan even before game 2, I get it, the Warriors have more firepower and were deserved favorites to win this series.
But for all those talk radio and other types slamming the Spurs for collapsing in game 1 and then whining… right. I am sure if Golden State had already lost Curry and then suddenly lost Durant for the game on a controversial play involving a Spurs reserve, I am sure they would have played through it and shaken off the incident as “just basketball.”

(for what it’s worth, I think Tom Tolbert, who is a Warriors fan, has it right. The play wasn’t dirty but it was reckless.  If someone does that foot move and no one gets hurt call it a foul, maybe a flagrant 1.  If someone gets hurt, Flagrant 2 and ejection.  That way he thinks players will figure out more careful footwork.)

Lots of fans in blue in bleachers tonight at #ATTPark. Can’t be real #Dodgers fans though, they were there in first inning. SFGiants

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The Dodgers fan group actually brought a large LA banner they’ve been displaying out in center-field. Seems to have inspired Giants offense.

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Don’t recognize this 2017 SF Giants team lately. Many of them including Bochy have been actually smiling.

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#A‘s put out an upper-deck seat deal $19.99 for all games in a MONTH.    If #SFGiants hadn’t started playing better they might’ve have had to pay more.

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Lane Kiffin offered a scholarship to Kaden Martin, son of USC offensive coordinator Tee Martin. Kaden is 13 years old. Shocking. Nick Saban didn’t get to him first?

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Some controversy this morning because Kris Jenner posted a Mother’s Day picture of her entire family but included her late husband Robert and air-brushed or deleted Bruce-Caitlyn out. Ah for the days that the Kardashians were the most outrageous regular stories on social media.

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Can argue whether or not the  Zaza play that took out Leonard was dirty, and whther or not if Spurs would win even 1 more game regardless, but to hear that Warriors would have made up that  23 point mid-third quarter deficit even with  Kawhi in the game?  WTF?

Have to figure a lot of folks hope @Spurs win at least a couple games vs @Warriors just to hear Popovich keep talking about Trump.

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Some complaining that ABC canceled TimAllen’s comedy “Last Man Standing” not because of the show’s ratings drop last season, but because Tim Allen is a Republican.
Uh, does ANYONE in this country seriously think the networks these days would cancel ANY show with good ratings? #followthemoney

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“At long last have you left no sense of decency? Guess we know the answer to that question for some in GOP:
Idaho Sen. James Risch, defending Trump on alleged leak of highly classified information to Russia :”The minute the President speaks about it to someone, he has the ability to declassify anything at any time without any process.”

The latest Trump-Russia story on leaking intelligence almost makes the Valerie Plame story seem quaint.

Hackers reportedly are claiming access to an unreleased Disney movie and are promising to release it in sections if they don’t get paid ransom. Might have been more lucrative had they first hacked “King Arthur – Legend of the Sword” and tried to get Warner Bros to pay them to destroy it.

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At what point does FBI or U.S. intelligence set a canary trap for Trump?

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Right about now figure Trump really has to be tempted to shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue. He’s gotten away with everything else.

With a win today, SF Giants have climbed out of NLWest cellar. #smallmercies #onegameatatime

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So who picked Zaza Pachulia to be the Warriors MVP in game 1?

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Happy I guess for Warriors fan friends. But calling it gritty comeback vs Spurs does miss point by a foot. Or rather an ankle.

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Just guessing if Zaza had any plans to tour the Alamo on vacation he might want to wait a little while.

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Lebron was a Hillary supporter, Steve Kerr has made it clear he isn’t fond of our President.  And then there was Popovich today pre-game, asked if he ever gets distracted from the game by concern for the world ”

“Absolutely.  It’s interesting that you would ask that, because usually things happen in the world and you go to work and you’ve got your family and you’ve got your friends and you do what you do, but to this day, I feel like there’s a cloud, a pall over the whole country in a paranoid, surreal sort of way.

“It has nothing to do with the Democrats losing the election,   It’s got to do with the way one individual conducts himself. And that’s embarrassing, it’s dangerous to our institutions and what we all stand for and what we expect the country to be. But for this individual, he’s in a game show, and everything that happens begins and ends with him, not our people and our country. Every time he talks about those things, that’s just a ruse. That’s just disingenuous, cynical and fake.”

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Thinking with last playoff teams standing, likely to be a very good chance NBA champions’ visit to White House not happening this year

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No tweets from @realDonaldTrump on #SNL last night. For #MothersDay did Ivanka tell her kids to grab & hide grandad’s cellphone?

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GOP might want #MerrickGarland as #FBIDirector? #WTF? Presume just so they can slam Russia investigation as a Democratic witch hunt.

(though other friends point out this also takes Garland off his lifetime appointment on the court of appeals.)

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Does it really matter if @realDonaldTrump taped conversations. “Who are you going to believe, me or your lying ears?”

Paul Ryan posted a “Happy Mother’s Day” message, with a picture of his mom and saying ” To all moms who do whatever it takes”    He might have added  ‘And because moms have superpowers, I’m going to see how they make it work without healthcare for maternity and pre-existing conditions.

NBA admits they should have given the Celtics an additional second down 1 point to the Wizards in game 6 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals. This is important, could have made a major difference in determining which team gets blown out by Cavs in conference finals.

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NASCAR made driver Carl Long to strip of the logo “Veedverks” Colorado-based marijuana vaping company from his car, saying it violated rules. Either that or it offended all the beer sponsors?

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So, early days, but we COULD have a Nashville-Ottawa Stanley Cup final. Well that ought to do wonders for U.S.  NHL ratings

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Most amazing thing about SF Giants Reds 17-inning marathon. It didn’t somehow end with Billy Hamilton stealing home.

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10 years from last night’s 17 inning marathon will 30,000 of 300 fans left at #ATTPark say they stayed for Posey’s walkoff blast? @SFGiants

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I miss FLOTUS Michelle Obama “You have to stop and think, ‘Why don’t you want our kids to have good food at school? What is wrong with you, and why is that a partisan issue.”

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GOP National Committee Spring Meeting is at the Hotel Del Coronado. They do realize that San Diego is kind of a “sanctuary city?”

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Hardest thing for those on @NBCSNL this year. Hoping as it approaches 1130pm that Trump doesn’t do something requiring complete rewrite.

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North Korea test-fired missile. Why? Who knows. But Kim Jong Un has to be feeling pressure to keep that “Craziest World Leader Alive” title.

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Is it too soon to start a pool on date Trump will fire whoever he appoints as new FBI director?

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NY Daily News editorial “President descends” – “leader of the free word is acting like a cornered dog.” #FailingDailyNews tweets in 3.2.1…

The SFGiants have had a great 2017 season so far, #WithFewExceptions

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Las Vegas sportsbooks aren’t expecting too much drama in the NBA Western Conference Finals. $100 bet on the Warriors to win the series would win $6.25. $100 bet on the Spurs would win $900. Christians had better odds against Lions.

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Meanwhile Wizards and Celtics are fighting awfully hard for the right to be blown out by the Cavs.

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At this point the best hope for serious NBA semi-final drama would be if Cavs and Warriors players somehow got into a Las Vegas brawl resulting in injuries before their series’ started.

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Apparently a policeman was writing “open-container” tickets for fans getting off the train tonight and heading to AT&T Park. Shouldn’t there be a waiver because alcohol is the only way to get through some of these SF Giants games?

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Josh Gordon’s appeal for reinstatement to the NFL after multiple marijuana issues has been denied.   Now if he’d only hit a woman while in a steroid-induced rage after being caught with a DUI, he’d be back by midseason.

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Anyone else thinking they liked #HouseofCards better when it was just Netflix series? And when Frank Underwood didn’t look like an upgrade.

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So if there are #WhiteHouse tapes I am sure it is Obama’s fault.

Trump calls Comey a “showboat.” Don’t know if pots or kettles are laughing harder.

Give Trump credit for accomplishing something huge. Who else could have made Comey a bipartisan sympathetic figure?

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Now President of the United States is opening threatening the former head of the FBI he just fired. What could possibly go wrong?

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Am sure FBI employees have no problem with Trump threatening their former director.

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#WithfewExceptions, Lincoln enjoyed his time at the theater and JFK had a nice visit to Dallas.

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#Withfewexceptions Nixon was not a crook.

Trump complains Spicer’s “press conferences are like the biggest thing on daytime television.” He’s worried about Sean beating his ratings?

James Harden blames #Spurs #Rockets game 6 on “rhythm.” Funny, most people who use that excuse are Catholic parents.

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So will Spurs hold Kawhi out against the Warriors Monday to increase their chance of domination? @NBA

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But hey, without Kawhi and Tony Parker didn’t everyone have @Spurs winning going away on road in game 6?

All of the @ESPN layoffs and Stephen A. Smith still has a job?

Popovich just coached guys many NBA fans never heard or thought had retired to blowout gm 6 win over #Rockets USA 2020 Olympics Dream Team motto has to be “No Excuses.”

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“Bad 0-2 pitches” would be a great name for an SF Giants garage band.

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How long until Trump and Lavar Ball get into a social media war over each other stealing the spotlight?

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Trump told @TheEconomist he invented phrase “priming the pump.” Wow. Next he’ll to try to steal credit for inventing internet from Al Gore.

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Jimmy Kimmel: “When we said Trump should act more presidential, we didn’t mean Nixon.”

Reports are that the White House apparently didn’t realize that a Russian photographer actually worked for TASS, the largest Russian news agency. But Hillary’s emails…..

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So biggest question at @nbcsnl this week – who’s gonna play Sarah Huckabee Sanders?

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Whatever their faults “a foolish consistency” is not the “hobgoblin” of this Trump administration. #ComeyFiring #contradictions

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Washington Post reports Deputy AGl Rod Rosenstein threatened to resign in protest over Trump’s White House saying he was the behind the decision to fire Comey.
Didn’t we see the prequel to this movie in the 70s?

Then after saying a memo was the reason to fire Comey, Trump in an interview “In fact, when I decided to just do it, I said to myself, I said you know, this Russia thing with Trump and Russia is a made-up story. It’s an excuse by the Democrats for having lost an election that they should have won.”

And we think coaches wish their players would shut up.

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“Who knew firing people could be so complicated?”

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What if Trump REALLY misses his previous life & just plans on being more & more audacious until he is sent back to it?

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Overstatement to say “f*cking miracle has occurred?” The SFGiants score 4, in the 9th, hang on and win the game 6-5.  First time they have won a game they trailed in the 9th since 2015.   Of course it was the Mets.  #dontgettooexcited?

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Yeah, #ChristianArroyo really wasn’t ready to come up to MLB. Thank you @arroyo_c How soon can SFGiants get bobblehead ready?

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Buster Posey has hit more home runs in 3 games at CitiField than he had hit all season. Is he trying to get traded to the #Mets? #SFGiants

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Spicer hiding in White House hedges to avoid reporters on #ComeyFiring.  Is Trump trying to have Melissa McCarthy die of exhaustion? #WTF #SNL

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So can we start a pool on who will be the next person @realDonaldTrump fires?

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If Congress decides to appoint special prosecutor for Trump-Russia situation will the President next fire Congress? #comey #PreetBharara

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If you doubt supporters think he can do no wrong, saw serious tweet praising Trump’s Comey firing, saying he should replace him as FBI director with Michael Flynn.  #WTF

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Credit where credit is due. With way women reacting to @realDonaldTrump have to figure he’s great for wine sales. Huge!

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If I were conspiracy theorist I might think possibily announcing an airline laptop ban in midst of  Comey uproar a good way to distract Americans with outrage.

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What’s commotion about Russian media planting listening devices in Oval Office? Trump hasn’t already done it for BFF Vlad?

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In Australian, a woman senator made history by being the first to breast-feed her baby during Parliament.  In the US, almost worth getting a young woman to run for Congress, just to see some GOP heads explode.

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Personally I believe in free speech. But whoever thought #BetsyDeVos giving commencement speech at Bethune-Cookman was good idea? Flori-duh?

So how did #BetsyDeVos get asked to speak at Bethune Cookman? David Duke wasn’t available?

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Jason Chaffetz wants the DOJ to look into Comey’s firing. Abundance of caution, or seeing drops of blood in the water? #Sharknado

There were young children still in the stands at Wrigley at 1a for the 18th inning of the Yankees Cubs game. Who says American parents have become soft?

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Headlines on new French Pres.#Marcon being 39 & his wife 64. Funny, don’t remember election headlines on US Pres being 70 & his wife, 46.

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So has Trump called Macron yet?

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Who’s going to break bad news to @realDonaldTrump that Le Pen won’t be able to be bailed out by Electoral College? #frenchelection

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Waiting for #SeanSpicer to talk about the great Le Pen victory in France today.

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If the US can no longer be the most admired country in the world at least we can be a cautionary example?

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Fans in #Nashville are shocked #Predators have made it to @NHL #WesternConferenceFinal The most common reaction “We have a hockey team?

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So this is the year the @Cavs were supposed to be vulnerable in the Eastern Conference playoffs? @NBA

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#Mets & #SFGiants play three games this week. Series should get really good ratings for fans of trainwrecks.

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Right about now #SFGiants would let whole team each have a dozen sex toys in their lockers if they would just start playing better.

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The latest from NY, Matt Harvey has been suspended for three days without pay for violating club rules. Who do the Mets think they are, the Knicks? #circusinsearchofatent

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Headline “North Korea has detained a US citizen.” The real question, what is a US Citizen not named Dennis Rodman DOING in North Korea?

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The lives of women in US killed either accidentally or deliberately by an illegal immigrant are now deemed so much more valuable by the GOP than those killed by lack of healthcare, random shootings, or domestic violence.

Sad. Really.  No joke.

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Today Texas Gov. Greg Abbott signed a “sanctuary city” bill that will prevent cities from passing laws to stop police from questioning detainees’ immigration status. He cited the 2015 death of Kate Steinle, saying if the immigrant who shot her had been deported she would be alive today.
Fair enough, but where is Abbott’s sympathy for all those Americans fatally shot by people who were born right here in the U.S. of A.

Willie Mays’ birthday on the day day as the Kentucky Derby. Say hey, say neigh.

Congrats to Always Dreaming on winning the Kentucky Derby.  So here we go on the curve of “Almost zero interest in horse racing,” to “minor interest in horse racing until the Preakness” to  “zero interest until next year if he loses”  to major interest in horse racing if he wins until the Belmont.”

At this point #Warriors and #Cavs could coordinate plans for a brief tropical vacation before the @NBA finals.

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Warriors fan celebration parties after tonight’s win against #Jazz show us what it might have been like for Lions fans against Christians.

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KentuckyDerby -, fastest 2 minutes in sports. Entire race takes about as long as it takes #Dodgers Pedro Baez to throw a pitch.

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Friday night, Ducks scored 3 goals on Oilers in last 4 min of NHL playoff game, then won in OT. Did Edmonton at least get sympathy call from Falcons?

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Wonder what the record is for different left-fielders on the same team in a single season? Asking for a #SFGiants friend.

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SF Giants hope to win last game of 3 game series in Cincinnati Sunday.  Or at least hold Reds to under two touchdowns.

If a horse looked as bad in #KentuckyDerby as #SFGiants look in Cincinnati there would be whispers of the glue factory

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So think #StephenColbert really needs to get a Russian Orloff rooster and name him Holster.

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A bill in the Texas legislature, would allow both private and STATE-FUNDED adoption agencies to reject Jewish, Muslim, gay, single, or interfaith couples for religious reasons.
Once again, four words “Pro life my ass.”

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Ellen Degeneres won’t have Trump on show because “he’s against everything that I stand for.” Someone actually puts principles over ratings?

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For all those who defend Trump & everything his family does, one question – would you be ok if it same thing with Obamas or Clintons?

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Written on the eve of France’s elections, after a major Wikileaks exposure of purported Macron emails. Wouldn’t it be fun if the French decided to give Wikileaks a big middle finger and give Macron a bigger majority than predicted?

Now social media changes this, but France has a  44-hr legal media news blackout before elections.  So is some  Russian hacker getting fired or worse for not knowing.

San Antonio Spurs just won game 3 of best of 7 series on the road in Houston,  with a starting point guard,  Dejounte Murray, who isn’t old enough to order a   margarita on Cinco de Mayo. Somewhere in his hospital room Tony Parker is smiling.

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Popovich tonight replaced injured 34 yr-old injured starting point guard w/ a 20 yr-old point guard. How can anyone say @Spurs are boring?

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Re GOP members of Congress drinking margaritas to celebrate #CincoDeMayo For real Mexican experience can we handcuff them and demand to see proof of citizenship.

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The GOP Congress is planning to introduce legislation to shrink presidential pensions, dollar for dollar, for any former President who collects more than $400,000 in income. Leaving aside the fact that they didn’t care what W. or Cheney made, sure hope they do the same for their OWN pensions.

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LaVar Ball, asked about his $495 shoe price. “I figure that’s what the shoe is worth. When you are your own owner you can come up with any price you want.”
Right the same logic that means all those empty seats behind the Dodgers’ and Yankees’ dugouts.

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Despite that long list of pre-existing conditions in new #Trumpcare bill, I notice GOP didn’t include hair loss nor erectile dysfunction.  I am sure it’s just a coincidence.

In airline staff training manuals, first page should now say in all caps “REMEMBER, EVERYONE HAS CELL PHONE VIDEOS NOW.”

North Korea is claiming there is a US ‘biochemical’ plot to kill Kim Jong Un. How silly, in American the best and the brightest scientists up to nefarious goals are busy working on undetectable PEDs. #Followthemoney

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FCC investigating #StephenColbert over using “cock” in a joke. Clearly next time Colbert should use genteel terms like “pussy grabber.”

And how long until Colbert borrows a London tube sign for Cockfosters.

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Alaska State Rep. David Eastman, of Wasilla. on Medicaid covering abortions. “We have folks who try to get pregnant in this state so that they can get a free trip to the city, and we have folks who want to carry their baby past the point of being able to have an abortion in this state so that they can have a free trip to Seattle.”
#WTF is in the water in Wasilla? Seriously.