Cinco de Rockets?

San Antonio Spurs just won game 3 of best of 7 series on the road in Houston,  with a starting point guard,  Dejounte Murray, who isn’t old enough to order a   margarita on Cinco de Mayo. Somewhere in his hospital room Tony Parker is smiling.

Popovich tonight replaced injured 34 yr-old injured starting point guard w/ a 20 yr-old point guard. How can anyone say @Spurs are boring?

Re GOP members of Congress drinking margaritas to celebrate #CincoDeMayo For real Mexican experience can we handcuff them and demand to see proof of citizenship.

The GOP Congress is planning to introduce legislation to shrink presidential pensions, dollar for dollar, for any former President who collects more than $400,000 in income. Leaving aside the fact that they didn’t care what W. or Cheney made, sure hope they do the same for their OWN pensions.

 

LaVar Ball, asked about his $495 shoe price. “I figure that’s what the shoe is worth. When you are your own owner you can come up with any price you want.”
Right the same logic that means all those empty seats behind the Dodgers’ and Yankees’ dugouts.

Despite that long list of pre-existing conditions in new #Trumpcare bill, I notice GOP didn’t include hair loss nor erectile dysfunction.  I am sure it’s just a coincidence.

In airline staff training manuals, first page should now say in all caps “REMEMBER, EVERYONE HAS CELL PHONE VIDEOS NOW.”

 

 

North Korea is claiming there is a US ‘biochemical’ plot to kill Kim Jong Un. How silly, in American the best and the brightest scientists up to nefarious goals are busy working on undetectable PEDs. #Followthemoney

 Cubs had 2-0 lead, 2 outs in bottom 9th, 2 strikes on batter… & lost game 3-2 to Yankees. Are we sure SF Giants bullpen wasn’t involved?
Just got an email for an “Essential Vegan Desserts” cooking course. Isn’t “Essential Vegan Desserts” an oxymoron?
So is Trump National Golf Club in, Bedminster NJ now the Summer White House?

Wow. Just how bad does the video have to be for an murder arrest warrant to be issued for a white now ex-cop who shot an African-American boy in Texas?

Mark Green,  Trump’s, 2nd Army secretary choice, has withdrawn. Surely Trump can just make this another job he gives to Jared.

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FCC investigating #StephenColbert over using “cock” in a joke. Clearly next time Colbert should use genteel terms like “pussy grabber.”

And how long until Colbert borrows a London tube sign for Cockfosters.

A French-speaking woman is upset that when United Airlines had a gate change for her Newark to Paris flight, she claimed they didn’t make the announcement in French, and she accidentally got on wrong plane…. to San Francisco. (Where the airline did eventually get her on a flight to Paris.)

Okay, yes, United should have checked her boarding pass more carefully, and U.S. airlines are not great with multi-lingual announcements. But destinations are always posted at the gate. And when you’re in a foreign country, shouldn’t you at least be able to recognize the name of where you are going? #cantfixstupid #orcareless

 

 

Alaska State Rep. David Eastman, of Wasilla. on Medicaid covering abortions. “We have folks who try to get pregnant in this state so that they can get a free trip to the city, and we have folks who want to carry their baby past the point of being able to have an abortion in this state so that they can have a free trip to Seattle.”
#WTF is in the water in Wasilla? Seriously.

 

 

 

TC  on owners of the Kentucky Derby-winning horses saying they would not take their thoroughbred to the White House like the champion Patriots, Cubs etc.: “The reason given? They don’t need two horse’s asses there at the same time.”
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