Left Coast Sports Babe

Confused.  So what post position does Reality Winner have in the Belmont States?

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But hey, who  wouldn’t give a top security clearance to a young woman named Reality Winner?

With tonight’s win the #SFGiants climb to within 10 games of the second Wild Card.  But hey, had almost forgotten that the Giants could walk off the field smiling.

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Michael Buttacavoli, a pro-golfer trying to qualify for the U.S. Open, had to withdraw because American Airlines lost his golf clubs. United Airlines is no doubt chuckling a bit – “What a drag.”

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QB Malik Zaire transferred from Notre Dame to Florida after the SEC adjusted their transfer policy for graduate students. Per ESPN the new rules are less restrictive and reduce penalties for programs whose graduate transfers fail to meet academic requirements.
Shocking. Quarterbacks who transfer in the SEC HAVE academic requirements?

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From an anonymous friend.  Now  try to get this song out of your head.

#TheBachelorette now makes us long for those innocent days when the most surreal reality show in US was on ABC and not in the White House.

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The man who allegedly killed 5 co-workers then himself in Orlando had previously been accused of battering a co-worker. He also according to the Orlando Sentinel had a DUI and some minor drug offenses. No problem getting a gun. But hey, he was white. Move along, nothing to see here.

And we’re certainly not having a “”gun debate.”

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Wrap your head around this: The President of the United States is trolling the Mayor of London two days after a terrorist attack. #MAGA?

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US visa applicants now apparently can be asked to fill out a new form – DS-5535. They will have to list social media and email accounts going back 5 years, and 15 years of employment and home addresses.
Can’t wait to see what country is the first to ask this of visiting Americans.

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Another crazy liberal complaining about Trump’s tweets “These tweets may make some ppl feel better, but they certainly won’t help OSG get 5 votes in SCOTUS, which is what actually matters. Sad.”
The tweeter? George Conway – husband of Kellyanne.

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Trump on privatizing AirTrafficControl; we “can look forward to cheaper faster & safer travel.” If planes don’t move they’ll be dragged off?

So if Trump does succeed in creating a new non-profit to run Air Traffic Control who will he put in charge – Ivanka or Jared?

So as far as I can figure – Jeff Sessions is a racist bully & an a**hole. But he isn’t enough of an a**hole for Donald  Trump

NBA Finals game 2 – looking like only competitive playoff game involving #Warriors will be Western Conf. Finals before Kawhi went down.

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If the league knew the Warriors were going to look this good they might have scheduled games one  through four  with a week between them to stretch this thing out.

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SF Giants and Phillies played a series where both teams look like they richly deserve their 2017 records.

I’m sure Trump would have trolled the mayor of London even if his name was still  Boris Johnson instead of Sadiq Khan.

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Wonder who besides me was disgusted by Bill Maher’s casual use of the “n” word, but even more disgusted by Trump’s tweets on #LondonAttacks.

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#Stayclassy. That’s usually a hashtag for some athlete or celebrity. Or a minor political figure. Not a President. But, Trump tweeted today “Do you notice we are not having a gun debate right now? That’s because they used knives and a truck!”
And just imagine the death toll in London if they DID have guns.

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Do I care if Trump golfs, no, but when you’ve got a guy who repeatedly trolled President Obama for golfing, and has now played his 22nd round in less than 150 days…. This is after he said said if elected he wouldn’t have time for golf, but rather “stay in the White House and work my ass off….”
As far as i can tell with pictures, his ass is still attached. Growing even.

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In Turin, over 1,500 were injured, fortunately only three seriously, after a bomb scare apparently caused by some people freaking out over fireworks. This triggered a stampede at a soccer match. Fear itself is winning.

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The Secret Service says they will use the “whole-person concept” and will no longer automatically disqualify an applicant who has used marijuana repeatedly in the past. Well, it’s high time.

According to the Harvard Crimson, at least 10 students admitted to Harvard in 2017 had their admissions rescinded after posting offensive things in a Facebook group titled , “Harvard memes for horny bourgeois teens.”  (We aren’t apparently talking just un-pC jokes, this stuff included abusing children,  jokes on rape, the Holocaust etc.)

Two reactions here – first, how can you be smart enough to get into Harvard and stupid enough to post this kind of crap publicly on line. And second, this year there are some happy people on Harvard’s waitlist.

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Just wondering what Trump would have said if a foreign leader responded to the fatal stabbings in Portland by tweeting an attack on him and his policies.

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As Trump prepares to focus on infrastructure this week – while he’s not golfing or insulting our allies, this is an important reminder (via the NY Times) “The federal government would make only a fractional down payment on rebuilding the nation’s aging infrastructure. Trump would rely on a combination of private industry, state and city tax money, and borrowed cash to finance the rest.”
Wonder how much of the proposed money will go to corporations run by Trump family and donors.

Light bus to hell moment from TC  “Anyone notice that French Prez Macron held Trump’s hand longer than Melania???

Picture is from about a year and a half ago at Borough Market.  Three Americans, two Brits.  We were strangers but bonded around closing time at New Forest Cider, where they ended up letting us buy an extra pint.  And we spent an hour teaching each other British and American slang equivalents.  Most memorably deciding that “wanker” equaled “douchebag.”    I’d go back tomorrow if I could.

If US is “the land of the free & the home of the brave” how come English are so much more defiant & less afraid after terrorist acts?

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As Americans send our thoughts and prayers to London…our President’s initial reaction “We need the travel ban.”  Or the whole tweet  – “We need to be smart, vigilant and tough. We need the courts to give us back our rights. We need the Travel Ban as an extra level of safety!”

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But apparently “extra level of safety” doesn’t include sensible gun regulations?

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Today’s “crooks are stupid” story: In Northern California, two people were arrested for allegedly stealing computer equipment including 18 GPS devices. Guess how police found them.

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Pence said today that Trump “is more concerned with Des Moines than Denmark” Uh, Hillary won Des Moines as well as Pittsburgh.

There are clearly more important things in the world, but the #StanleyCup finals aren’t even on network TV in the US? #WTF?

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Marlins #EdinsonVolquez threw the first no-hitter of the year today. Amazingly, it wasn’t against the #SFGiants.

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Thinking free speech means Bill Maher has a right to use the “N” word. It also means we have a right to say it was f*cking stupid.

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You cannot make this stuff up: Today’s (small) “Pittsburgh not Paris” rally by Trump supporters in Wash. DC was held in Lafayette Park.

Nikki Haley “President Trump believes the climate is changing and he believes pollutants are part of the equation.”.. But “we’ll do it under our own terms” So pulling out of Paris really just was a middle finger to the rest of the world. #Becausehecan

Trump trying to privatize air traffic control. So if planes don’t move fast enough on the runways, ATC can just start dragging them off?

In Texas, a man who got a “Jesus is my Life” tattoo, and was warned to avoid sun and swimming for 10 days, promptly went swimming in the Gulf of Mexico, got an infection, and died.

Even God is going “Jesus Christ!”

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From Marc Ragovin “Some advice for all those going nutso over Trumps decision to pull out of the Paris Accord: sit back, relax, take a deep breath …. oh wait, we can’t do that anymore:”

While we wait for game 2 of the NBA finals, sometime in the next week….

If you’re not a sports fan you may not know about Enes Kanter. He is Turkish, the center for the Oklahoma City Thunder, and an outspoken critic of President Erdogan. The government revoked his passport recent, and today he tweeted ” MY DAD HAS BEEN ARRESTED by Turkish government and the Hitler of our century He is potentially to get tortured as thousand others.”
So where’s the outraged tweet from Trump on this one? #terrorcomesinmanyforms.

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Hackers apparently broke into “OneLogin,” a centralized password manager. Which reminds me why I don’t use password managers, and of an old joke. A guy visits his son at college, where the young man tells him he is working in a lab trying to create a universal solvent. Dad’s response “When you find it, what are you going to keep it in?”

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Give the man credit for putting his money where his mouth was: ESPN via Sportsnet.ca reports Blue Jays OF Kevin Pillar, suspended 2-games for an anti-gay slur, will donate his forfeited salary Toronto-area LGBTQ organizations.
“It’s not lip service. It’s easy to come out and make your apologies and hope people forget, but I meant what I said when I said hopefully I’ll be made an example of.”

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So clearly  Austin Slater was needed to ignite SF Giants offense. #NerdNation #GoStanford

As much as  SF GIants miss Madbum,  his replacement Ty Blach might be their best pitcher.

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Would if have helped if instead of using the phrase “pull out” world leaders had begged Trump not to abort the Paris Accord? #prolifemyass

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Kellyanne Conway says Trump might use executive privilege to keep Comey from testifying. Somewhere Nixon is going “You can do that?” #WTF

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Putin to Megyn Kelly “even children could hack an election.” So that’s what Russia does with their child labor?

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Dear Kathy Griffin – In this case, if at first you don’t succeed. STFU.

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From Marc Ragovin ” Some advice for all those going nutso over Trumps decision to pull out of the Paris Accord: sit back, relax, take a deep breath …. oh wait, we can’t do that anymore.”

Whoever thought that the 2017 SF Giants would be the lead story on Sportcenter over a hit?   Especially one by Strickland on Harper?

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Giants fans hope it won’t be the biggest hit of the year.

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Just thinking that both SF Giants s AND Nationals are glad Madison Bumgarner was on on the  DL & thus not allowed to get on field during that brawl.

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Watching Hunter Strickland and Bryce Harper after seeing Hamilton makes  you glad the US has outlawed duels.

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And of course no one will ever really know what Strickland intended to do with that pitch that hit Harper square on the thigh..   But anyone who has been watching the Giants knows, if  Hunter’s control was THAT good, he’d be the team closer.

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Tiger Woods arrested for DUI. ! So he’s even having issues driving off the golf course?

Maybe Tiger Woods’ sponsor  Nike ought to partner with Uber/Lyft with the slogan “Just do it – call a ride.”

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And well, at least Tiger Woods wasn’t driving an Indy 500 pace car this weekend.

JFK would have been 100 today, Meaning he would have been almost old enough to run as a Democrat for President in 2020. #JFK100

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A newly engaged couple in Canada escaped without serious injury after he proposed in a hot-air balloon, which then crashed into a tree. Well, that’s one way of getting the “for worse” part out of the way early.

Tuning into #TheBachelorette to be reminded of those days when most outrageous regular insanity in US at least seemed to be on reality TV.

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And wasn’t it nice when joining a televised competition  “for  the wrong reasons” was only something we worried about for a dating show instead of the presidency?

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Rumors are that Trump may overturn President Obama’s loosening of restrictions for travel and tourism to Cuba.  Forget healthcare, has Donald asked his base what they think about giving up Cuban cigars?

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Bummer, Frank Deford. 78, has passed away. In the pre-ESPN days when you grew up with just the local paper and Sports Illustrated, his words helped guide many of us off on a lifetime love of sports.

Somehow it doesn’t seem quite right to say “Happy Memorial Day.”

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Would like all these MLB camouflage hats for Memorial Day Weekend more if they didn’t feel like just another way to sell stuff.

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Pitchers who kinda sorta rake. Cueto had a sacrifice fly Sunday  for SF Giants. They will take it.

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SHN sends email thank you notes to everyone who buys Hamilton tickets after the show and suggests posting on social media about #HamiltonSF to spread the word. Right. Because they’d hate to have lots of empty seats for the rest of the show’s run? #WTF

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The long lull between the Western and Eastern conference championships and the NBA finals continues…  Why, this is enough of a break for players to start and finish a relationship with a Kardashian.

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People at Walt Disney World’s Animal Kingdom were waiting in line six hours or more to enter the new “Pandora – the World of Avatar” land this morning.  Wonder how long some of these folks would wait in line to vote.

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Eight dead in #Mississippi. Not terrorism, just regular American gun violence. Move along, nothing to see here.

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From “Ivanka Trump HQ” verified Twitter account  “Make champagne popsicles this #MemorialDay”

They go so well with all that cake we’re supposed to eat.

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Give @realDonaldTrump credit for one thing on his foreign trip – a unified Europe

Trump tweets were so abnormally calm and measured last week, then so “normal” Sunday can only assume someone convinced him Twitter didn’t work in Europe?

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John Kelly, the Director of Homeland Security who will make the decision if Americans can continue to take their laptops, iPads and Kindles on international flights without checking them in luggage, also said last month “a border wall is essential” because of “tremendous threats” such as drugs and individuals coming into the US.

Now I feel much safer . #sarcasm

So if you’re at a play and miss hearing the SF Giants bullpen looking at first like they might blow another game, but the team hangs on…is it still torture?

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California Senator Kamala Harris and Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown have bet cases of good beer on the Warriors and Cavs for the NBA championship. So will they next bet cases of generic beer on if the 49ers or Browns will end up with next year’s #1 NFL draft pick?

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Newark Airport was partially evacuated today after a “suspicious pressure cooker” was found in a shopping bag. It turned out to be harmless. But thinking if you are flying to a wedding and thinking of giving someone a pressure cooker as a present this summer, maybe best to have it shipped

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RIP Gregg Allman, 69. Not sure what’s worse for baby-boomers, having had music heroes die young, or having them die from at least somewhat age-related causes.

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British Airways canceled all flights Saturday from London after what say is “a major IT system failure.” And United might be quietly smiling – “what a drag.”

What would we give to hear what other world leaders were privately saying about Trump when he went off to give solo troop speech in Italy?

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Trump on his foreign trip “We hit a home run.” As SF Giants fans have sadly learned for too much of  2017.  – One or two home runs a week means you are losing, bigly.

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In Europe are they now feeling like Americans do when that really obnoxious house guest you really didn’t want is finally gone?

So how long until we find out someone in Trump White House has their own email server too? “If the President does it, it’s not illegal.”

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Trump’s am tweet “I will make my final decision on the Paris Accord next week!” So he’ll tell us, “after the break?” #realityshowpresident

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Quite a tweet storm Saturday from @realDonaldTrump. But about awful #Portland killings by anti-Muslim extremist – crickets. Why am I not surprised?

If your killer is undocumented you warrant major attention from Trump but not if your killer is white supremacist? #Sad #ReallySad #Portland

Wonder how many sports journalists are hoping athletes aren’t paying enough attention to get the idea that bodyslamming is an acceptable response to questions.

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Madison Bumgarner soon to start playing catch in rehab from dirt bike accident. Not sure what @SFGiants miss most – his pitching or his bat?

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Apparently both Kentucky Derby winner Always Dreaming and Preakness winner Cloud Computing may skip the Belmont.    This news will devastate casual horse racing fans who planned to watch the race – both of them.

An Akron hospital just removed mandatory pantyhose w/ dresses & skirts from employee dress code. Millennials are going “what are pantyhose?

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Nothing says “America First” like wearing a $51,000 Italian dress to the G-7 Summit.

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But ah, those pictures of #EmmanuelMacron and #JustinTrudeau. Millions of women just changed their computer screensavers….

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A Turkish newspaper reports the government has issued arrest warrant for outspoken OKC center Enes Kanter – for being a member of a “terror group,”
Just guessing Gregg Popovich might want to take Istanbul off his travel list.

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Washington Post said Jared Kushner “suggested using Russian diplomatic facilities in US for communications.” But at least  he didn’t use private email server.

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Trump condemned the most recent attack in Egypt and said “the bloodletting of Christians must end.” How about the ‘bloodletting’ period?

Killing children sucks. That is all. #manchester

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But back to jokes etc, not because they are more important. But because if we stop laughing, the bad guys win.

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Kevin Durant after Warriors ‘ game 3 win against Spurs. “If you don’t like it don’t watch it.” Well that should have done wonders for tonight’s ratings.

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A small test for anyone who claims they are a Predators fan: name one player on the team.

Of course, many might read this and go “Who are the Predators?”

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Enes Kanter, whose passport was canceled for criticizing Turkish Pres. Erdogan, wants to become an US citizen. Paging Gregg Popovich #Spurs

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Story broke yesterday that Khloe Kardashian is trying to convince Cleveland’s Tristan Thompson to marry her. And the Cavs lost their first game of the playoffs. Coincidence?

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Late night on West Coast – time to start a pool on just what Donald Trump will say tomorrow where he tweeted exact opposite last year?

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USA Today reports Homeland Security said “More than 600,000 foreign travelers who legally entered the United States in 2016 overstayed their visas and remained in the country at the end of the year.
“Visa overstays” make up an estimated FORTY PERCENT of the 11 million undocumented immigrants in the US.
So we’re going to build a wall on runways too?

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MSNBC has now leapfrogged both CNN & Fox in the ratings. So there’s one American company Trump has made great again.

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Infowars (Alex Jones) touting new WH Press Credentials with statement – “Alternative media has establishment running scared.” Alternative media? Didn’t they mean alternative facts?

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Media carefully didn’t say country in Russian intelligence story. Trump “I never mentioned #Israel.” Pres would be really bad at Password.

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Press release on Trump’s goals in Mideast -“Promote the possibility of lasting peach.” Make America Grape Again?

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Trump to Israel’s President after his flight from Riyadh “We just got back from Middle East.” Not sure Trump’s college major, but guessing not geography.

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A Fox News columnist is outraged that California Democratic Party chair John Burton led delegates in a brief chant of “F*ck Trump.” Now, we can argue about whether Burton’s language was appropriate or not. But where was the Fox outrage over chants of “Lock her Up” or memes/signs suggesting physical violence to Hillary Clinton?

Large sinkhole has formed in front of Mar-a-Lago. Well, that’s one potential way to get rid of the Michael Flynn problem.

Just for comparison, Cloud Computing’s winning Preakness time of 1.55.98 would’ve only put him behind Secretariat by about 14-15 lengths.  (1.53 in 1973.)

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Unhappiest people who didn’t bet on Always Dreaming?  Advertisers who bought TV time during the Belmont Stakes.

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Celtics’ Isaiah Thomas is out for remainder of post-season.  Sad for Boston fans but at least it’s only one game.

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Cavs beat Celtics 130-86 before Lebron found out he isn’t a finalist for NBA MVP. Now what happens in game 4  now that James has a chip on his shoulder?

3 players out including Spurs MVP. If NBA coaching was about choosing up sides w/ random players Gregg Popovich would win every time.

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Russia reportedly bragging about the Flynn connection helping them make inroads with Trump, Trump reportedly saying that firing Comey “eased great pressure…” Some wannabe novelists are thinking if they submitted some of these plot elements their manuscript would be immediately refused as unrealistic.

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Trump will nominate Callista Gingrich as US ambassador to the Vatican. Because nothing says revering Catholic values and the sanctity of marriage like being a 3rd wife who started dating her husband when he was married to his 2nd.

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Not sure about Trump voters but folks who really have to feel ripped off bought TV ad time for 4th quarters of #Cavs #Celtics games.

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John Burton, stepping down as California Democratic Party chair, ends speech in his inimitable style. “All together now, F*ck Donald Trump.”.

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So with Trump’s first foreign visit being to the Saudis wonder if his staff  warned him not to ask to meet Lawrence of Arabia?

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There are so many things more worth worrying about, but this tweet is still worth sharing “Many people are saying it was wonderful that Mrs. Obama refused to wear a scarf in Saudi Arabia, but they were insulted.We have enuf enemies
— (@realDonaldTrump) January 29, 2015”
Do you think anyone ever told Trump the internet is forever?

Open note to my fellow Democrats. It’s not ever a call to unity when unity means “do it my way and we’ll all be fine.”

Tom Brady has signed a deal with Aston Martin to endorse a car that starts at $211,995 . Will the slogan be “If you spend over $200,000 on a car, you really should be checked for concussions?”

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A high school sports literature class got out of their final exam when a student got Aaron Rodgers to retweet him.  And a lot of high school and college football players are going “what’s a ‘class’ and ‘final exam?”

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On a #bustohell note about Times Square, did anyone really think a serious terrorist would have used a Honda Accord?

If Comey was disgusted by a “Trump hug” how do men think all those women who have been grabbed etc for years feel?

Comey to testify publicly before Senatel committee. No doubt it will be shown live on  all major networks except Fox,  which probably will do a show recapping the allegations on Hillary’s emails.

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Trump called Comey a “Nut job” That ought to make him even more popular with the FBI.  #WTF?

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Apparently everyone’s trying very hard to keep President happy on his 1st foreign tour. So will they put “Trump” signs on all the hotels?.

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So should we start a pool on which country @realDonaldTrump will insult most on his World tour?

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Jeb Bush on Trump “When I ran for office, I said he is a chaos candidate and would be a chaos president.” Did he follow the statement with “Please clap?”

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Does this craziness w/ Trump make others glad they didn’t accept VP role, or sorry they didn’t take chance to be appointed President?

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So now Russia probe has reached “a significant person of interest” who is “close to the President.” Well that lets out Melania & Tiffany.

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Ah, for those more innocent days when “He went to Jared” was just a stupid jewelry commercial. #Russia #PersonOfInterest

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Once again, Trump is reminding us – never trust a man who doesn’t like animals and had never had a pet.

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Utah GOP Rep. Jason Chaffetz, who was chair of the House Oversight Committee that will investigated Trump’s firing FBI Director Comey, said today that he will resign from Congress in June, citing a “mid-life crisis.”
Right. and then will Chaffetz join the speaking circuit on the subject of personal responsibility?

TC, on Goodyear putting their logo on Cavs uniforms next year. “So who will be featured on the blimp, Snoopy or Charles Barkley?”