Archive for August 2026

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August 11, 2026

Knicks -Spurs and Lakers- 76ers headilne the NBA Christmas schedule

In case anyone was worried about finding an excuse not to talk to your relatives.

Polls don’t vote. People vote.


One of many signs of becoming an adult is voting for the person who beat your favorite in the political primary!

Looks like even Minnesota Republicans want Mike Lindell to put a pillow in it.

(But it does beg the question, who will Trump blame?”

Does anyone remember a MSM headline story about a Democratic politician who is NOT an outsider and/or has a moderate liberal record, being re-elected or winning a primary because voters like her (or him) and what they have done?

(ie, a success story of governing)

Me neither.

Wrap your head around this.

GOP trying to get voters angry on behalf of women about the nonexistent issue of men in the WNBA.

While they support Max Miller, who has been credibly accused of three women, including his wife & breaking his daughter’s collarbone.

Just occurred to me, for the all the crimes Donald Trump is guilty of, he’ll probably NEVER wear a tan suit.

Light colored clothes show leaks.

So IF Air Force One had been attacked by an Iranian missile what would Trump have planned to tell the families of those on board?

Down and out

August 11, 2026

ESPN said SF Giants had a 93.8% chance of winning their game in the bottom of the 9th with a 3-2 one run lead and one out.

ESPN clearly has not been watching the Giants bullpen.

(Astros won, 6-3 in 10 innings)

Small mercies.

Been driving me crazy trying to figure out why Blake Tidwell sounded like a slightly familiar name.

“Show me the money.”

One of my favorite movies of all time

And based on the career of Leigh Steinberg!

Trump posted tonight on Truth Social “FIFA would be making a terrible mistake if, for any reason, they even considered replacing President Gianni Infantino.” Translation. I’d never win another FIFA Peace prize.

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Just saying, if an outsider didn’t know better, based on the number of pictures of when the two couples are together have to imagine an outside observer would think the real First Lady is not Melania but rather Nathalie Harp.

Is anyone surprised Trump encouraged Max Miller to stay in his re-election race?

Misogynistic abusers of a feather….

Let’s sum up crazy “Trump/catering truck/alternate plane” story.

Donald thought Air Force One might be shot down. by Iran.

So instead of grounding plane, he chose secret way out, without warning any journalists/staffers their lives were at risk.

“Siri, what is a sociopath?”

Wonder how many of these publicly anti-vaxx Trump acolytes have vaccinated their own children.

Wonder how many don’t know and would have to ask their nannies.

Even MSNow.

Talking about tomorrow’s Minnesota primaries w/ Keith Ellison

Plenty of time spent on Royce White, who seems clinicially insane, with much less time on Peggy Flanagan & Angie Craig, who’d both be fine Senators.

And more time on Mike Lindell than on Amy Klobuchar.

Journalism is broken

And yes primaries Aug. 11 in Connecticut, Minnesota, Vermont, Wisconsin, South Carolina & Alabama.

Prediction, regardless of who wins Democratic primaries media will ignore moderate wins in favor of focusing on what happens with left-wing & far-left candidates.

Know nothings.

August 9, 2026

Wonder how many MAGA now pretending to be outraged at the WNBA can name a player other than Sophie Cunningham and Caitlin Clark?

Or even answer “Who are the WNBA defending champions?

SF Giants, now 49-69 have 5th worst record in MLB. But the 6th HIGHEST beer prices. Kind of a lost season but seems like ownership should at least try to correlate this one.

Trump’s inability to admit when he messes up means he will not let go of his attacks on former US Olympian David Hearn, even though his handmaiden Jeanine Pirro dropped charges because there is absolutely no evidence David damaged the reflecting pool

OTOH, it would be funny if he weren’t putting Hearn’s life in danger from Trump cult members.

Pretty stunning in many ways:

GOP has gotten many Americans to be more afraid and angry about handful of transwomen & girls playing sports.

Than those same Americans are afraid & angry that powerful men who raped little girls are getting off scot-free under Trump administration

Ohio Representative, Marcy Kaptur, 80, was injured in a hit and run acciden a week ago.. Today she posted a video from her rehab center, thanking everyone for the well wishes.

So why hasn’t Mitch McConnell, IF he’s alive, done something like this?

Even if he looks awful, Donald Trump is daily proof of the wonders of makeup.

Apparently per Euronews ” Melania Trump will be subject of a new Amazon Prime documentary series set to premiere this fall, per her senior adviser, who said that the new production will offer viewers “a part of the first lady that hasn’t been seen yet.””

Uh, nothing against nude modeling, but there is NO part of the first lady that hasn’t been seen yet.

The anti-DEI crowd has no problem with idea that a random woman with no political experience should – for at least six years- become one of the 100 most powerful people in the United States. Simply because she was born a future Senator’s sister.

You cannot make this “stuff” up.

Feeling a draft?

August 8, 2026

Maybe I’m missing something but one simple way WNBA could deal with these two ego-centric clowns declaring for the draft is to shrug, say fine, and then just NOBODY DRAFT THEM!

LA Dodgers lost their seventh in a row, 4-3 on a walkoff home run by the Arizona Diamondbacks. No punchline, I just like writing that.

Le Krewe d’Etat runs New Orleans Mardi Gras parades that are heavy on political satire. Can’t wait to see the floats next year spoofing Bill Cassidy…

Fox News headline “EXCLUSIVE: Former NBA first-round pick Royce White says he’s declaring for the 2027 WNBA Draft, claiming he now identifies as transgender for the purpose of playing professional basketball.

Fey Fox, you are misidentifying Royce.

He never played for the Rockets who drafted him, citing mental health issues.

He ran as a Republican black man for US Senate in 2024 in Minnesota.

Lost to Amy Klobuchar in a red wave year by about 16 points

(probably being paid for his stunt)

So if the GOP wanted to make a performative point about transgender women in professional sports, a problem that doesn’t exist, why couldn’t they have recruited as their sports woman Caitlyn Jenner.?

I guess Caitlyn has standards?

Meanwhile, if you don’t already love Wemby

Wonder how many Republican women have been paying enough attendance to realize that Todd Blanche as AG will try to criminalize mifepristone, the abortion pill. And probably some forms of contraception too?

Prediction for Minnesota Democratic primary Tuesday.

Amy Klobuchar’s main opponent for Governor is Kobey Layne, who left GOP in 2022 & identifies now as “progressive.”

Progressive Peggy Flanagan faces moderate Angie Craig.

Amy will win handily. But media will focus on Peggy beating Angie as sign voters are turning on moderates.


Trump asked that speakers at his Mining roundtable yesterday to keep it short because “we have a war to prosecute.”

A few hours later he was photographed at Newark Airport en route to Trump National Golf Club

Trump says of voters “They are not angry at me, they’re angry at Republicans….. “

What happened to the “L’etat c’est moi” President?

Chuck Grassley on Senate floor explaining his vote for Todd Blanche, says he will keep children safe.

And quotes angel mom whose daughter was murdered “Next time it could be your child….”

Uh, what about all the girls raped by Epstein.

Funeral services for irony are pending.

Outta here

August 7, 2026

As if this season couldn’t get any worse.

He richly deserves retirement. But SF Giants games will be much poorer without Mike Krukow.

It wasn’t that long ago the Boston Red Sox were 32-36 in late June

SF Giants were 35-50 on July 1.

So turnarounds can happen. Just not this year in San Francisco

As Trump keeps attacking Jeanine Pirro for “terrible mistakes” etc over HIS reflecting pool disaster, am no fan of Pirro’s, but note – Donald never publicly criticizes Kash Patel or Pete Hegseth.

Misogynistic bros of a feather…


Most of the media is headlining how Trump acolyte & homophobe Congressman Andy Ogles lost his GOP primary despite (or maybe because of) Donald’s endorsement. Fox News headline on the race “Harris megadonor’s $2M bid to unseat a Republican incumbent pays off.”

As Trump angrily denies a munition shortage, a simple question:

When negative stories emerge about him or his White House, has he EVER admitted they were true or that he made a mistake?

So GOP led Senate Homeland Security Committee is focused on attacking & investigating Dr. Fauci.

At same time they’re IGNORING that Trump is charging $100,000 a month for advance notice of social media posts he is making, on the war, national security, etc.

Make it make sense.

My Congressman Sam Liccardo this morning on CNN about Max Miller and his claims that those accusing him of abuse are lying:. “

If THREE separate women made false allegations against him, he’s the unluckiest human on the planet.”

Why did it take Jon Husted so long to make a statement? He finally today spoke up and said Max Miller should drop out of his re-election race in Ohio.

Husted must have seen new poll numbers indicating he is losing to Sherrod Brown.

Stories Fox News viewers didn’t hear about today

  1. US running out of munitions
  2. Max Miller
  3. Tuberville talking about building wall around Alabama.
  4. $5 million in a no-bid contract given to gold-plate lions in DC – allegedly to get it done by July 4. (They were late)

Going going?

August 6, 2026

Senator Tommy Tuberville: “If we don’t straighten out this country’s voting and immigration system, we’re not gonna make it. It’s gonna be over. I’m gonna go back to Alabama and hey, we might build a 30-foot wall around our state.”

30 foot wall? Really Coach Tubby, the Berlin Wall was only about 12 feet tall. But I can understand why you might want to keep Alabama residents from escaping.

FIFA Statement after Infantinos’s planned selloff to a group of investors including Jared Kushner fell apart. “There are always lessons to be learned, and FIFA will continue to improve its processes in light of this experience.”
But also
“FIFA will no longer tolerate any attacks on its integrity, good governance and due process and will take all necessary measures to protect and safeguard its name and reputation.”

What “name and reputation?”

The Los Angeles Dodgers have lost six games in a row. No punchline, i just like writing it.

Wow:

NYTimes: “One person w/ knowledge of the discussions said Mr. Trump had been considering decommissioning 1 of 2 older Air Force One jets to display at his Presidential library, but that he also planned to take the Qatari jet as well.”

And the grift just keeps on coming.


JD Vance: “We don’t want the next administration, whoever — god forbid you’re gonna have President El-Sayed in three years ..


Uh, JD, most Americans would be thrilled to have a third term from Barack Hussein Obama… PS Your white hood is showing….even if you tried to hide it under your couch.

Had Donald’s “tax cut” speech on as background noise while working.today.

On top of everything else he’s getting less coherent and more boring.

Worse than Biden on his worst day

Why doesn’t media comment on that?


Anyone else think that the domestic abuse allegations against Max Miller make Trump like him BETTER?

Primarily silly

August 5, 2026

Tarik Skubal being traded to Los Angeles definitely increased the Dodgers’ chances of winning the World Series

But at least for one night, he’s 0-1 in a Dodgers uniform. (Chicago won 5-1,)

(Have to think fans of 29 teams were rooting for the Cubs

Most Americans, even if Fox News has moved on for now, have heard PLENTY about Max Miller.

But wonder how many know about Sherrod Brown, one of the most decent pro-working class people in politics, who has a chance to return to US Senate.

Or about Amy Acton, former head of Ohio health department, running for governor, who even GOP Gove DeWine has praised.

Competence isn’t clickbait,

NY Times headline

“An Angry Trump Struggles to Understand Iran’s Defiant Leaders.”

They had me at “An angry Trump struggles to understand…”

Max Miller says that Trump didn’t ask him to drop his re-election bid. Well, of course not, abusive sociopaths of a feather…

As media loves to talk about Bernie Sanders backed candidates in Democratic primaries, remember…

Sanders is proudly NOT a Democrat. Bernie only plays that card when he or the people he supports need Democratic votes.

For all that the media LOVES to say that voters are tired of establishment politicians, Mark Warner, moderate former Governor of Virginia and Senator since 2009, had ZERO Democratic Primary opposition as he runs for a 4th term.

Depends on the state, depends on the politician.

For months California voters were accused of potentionally throwing away our primary votes on long shots & helping GOP win in Nov..

We were smarter than that.

Now in a close Michigan primary, about 4% of primary voters voted for Mallory McMorrow. Who dropped out a MONTH ago.

Trade night

August 3, 2026

ESPN/ Baseball tonight reporting:

Of the top five pitchers with best ERAs since 2023… four of them are on the Dodgers now.

Anyone still think there won’t be a lockout?

Meanwhile, the SF Giants traded six players who other teams thought well enough of to get some highly regarded prospects.

Does beg one question though. With SIX major league players considered attractive to contenders, why were the 2026 Giants so bad?

When Jack Nicklaus, perhaps the greatest golfer of all time, shot below his age at age 76, it made news.

https://www.cbssports.com/golf/news/jack-nicklaus-bests-his-age-by-six-strokes-after-shooting-a-round-of-71

And there are people who still believe Trump, 80, shot a 70 to win his own tournament?

Want to know how insane Trump’s rants these days are on the reflecting pool?

Head to Fox News website, they’ve stopped covering the pool story.

So while Todd Blanche seems to have convinced GOP he won’t let Trump pay off J6ers, are we just going to forget about the fact that he got Ghislaine Maxwell, convicted sex trafficker. who participated in the rape of children. transfered to a minimum security prison with puppies?

GOP Senators John Cornyn & Thom Tillis, who had threatened to block Todd Blanche’s confirmation as AG, now support his nomination.
So when Blanche betrays his promise to kill Trump’s slush fund & IRS protection, will Cornyn & Tillis be “troubled” or “very concerned?”

“Pressed by reporters on why he trusted that Blanche would not double back on the agreement once confirmed, Senator Thom Tillis replied, “Because I believe he’s an honorable man.”

Funeral services for satire are pending.

We’ve gone in 2016 from “I’m under a routine audit”

To in 2026 “Republicans Let Trump Keep Unparalleled Benefit: I.R.S. Immunity

So where do we sign up for the pool on when GOP will announce the death of Mitch McConnell from a “sudden illness?

Trade day

August 3, 2026

And the question – as this is written before 3p pacific time.

Who else might the Dodgers buy?

England now joining Wales in withdrawing support for FIFA President Gianni Infantino’s re-election bid.

Considering that FIFA is perhaps the most corrupt institution in sports – and it’s a crowded field – this could be a milestone event in #ETTD

State TV at its finest

This is an actual headline about Dear Leader on Fox News website:

“Media swore he couldn’t play 18 holes, now critics face what he says is his 40th title win”

Blanche Gives G.O.P. Senators Written Assurances on Trump’s I.R.S. Deal

Does anyone believe those assurances are worth the paper they are written on?

How many SCOTUS judges in hearings said Roe was settled law…?

You need to scroll down several times today on Fox News website to see any updates on latest shooting in Idaho

Even so: “Police say off-duty troope & armed citizen saved lives by actively engaging In-N-Out shooter.

Nothing about the killer. Because he was a white US citizen

Rich get richer…dumb get dumber

August 2, 2026

So the LA Dodgers gettingTarik Skubal, with his $32 billion salary, on top of their half billion dollar payroll.

If the pro-salary cap side didn’t already have enough ammunition to shut baseball down after this season.

(or even before the World Series.)

As a threatened boycott started by European nations spread and seemed likely to be nearly unanimous, FIFA President Infantino abandoned his plans to sell off the World Cup to an investment group including Jared Kushner.

His statement

“Having listened carefully to all the views, it has become clear that the project has created divisions of a nature that, regardless of the level of support, are no longer in the interest of the objective set out in the first place,” he said.

That’s a lot of words to say “I f*cked up.”

Will keep saying this

Mike Lindell getting so much publicity saying insane things as he runs for Governor.

While Amy Klobuchar’s real plans barely get media coverage.

Amy IS likely to win. But cumulative effect adds to many Americans thinking politicians are useless or worse.

So just how many times is Trump going to say he is ending the Iran war?

More than 12 million eye drops recalled nationwide over contamination fears that could harm vision.

How many of them have been used by GOP members of Congress and the media who don’t seem to see problems with Trump’s actions?

GOP Senators killed a plan to expand IVF access for the military

Once again four words:

Pro life my a**

NY Times headline:
“In Dropping Reflecting Pool Case, Pirro Draws Trump’s Wrath
Jeanine Pirro, U.S. attorney in Washington, blamed shoddy construction, contradicting President s pet theory.
Trump said he disagreed “100%” with her.”

Dibs on “next week” in the Pirro firing pool.

Andy Beshear posted “Today Rand Paul wants to force an 85-year-old Dr. Anthony Fauci to address the American people but refuses to ask the same of 84-year-old Mitch McConnell.”

To be fair Mitch is probably busy catching up with Lindsey Graham And they are both getting accustomed to the heat.