Crimes and not crimes.

Happy Birthday Barack Obama. Hard to believe less  than 7 months ago we could wake up without going “Oh Gawd, what did President tweet now?”

Ken Starr on Mueller investigation “We don’t want prosecutors out on a fishing expedition.” Once again @TheOnion is going “We give up.”

 

 

 

Diamondbacks may have won, but still look like someone accidentally tossed black jeans into the wash on hot with their white uniforms. #Dbacks #SFGiants 

In Japan, the Yomiuri Giants make and sell chopsticks out of broken bats. Clearly a potential $$$ opportunity for the 2017 SF Giants – they have plenty of bats in unused condition.

Three people were shot and injured, one critically, in a San Francisco park yesterday. Just another day in America; move along, nothing to see here. Unless one of the shooters turns out to be undocumented…

Kellyanne Conway indicated Trump WH might use polygraphs on staff to find leakers. Polygraphs don’t work on sociopaths. Coincidence?

It’s Friday night/Saturday morning  in Washington D.C. Do we know who Trump is firing next yet?

On Barack Obama’s birthday, what some call #ObamaDay it’s fair also to remember shortcomings: His White House wasn’t nearly as good as Trump’s in job creation for defense lawyers.

 

Trump’s Bedminster Golf club has “5 luxury multi bedroom cottages & 11 suites” Wonder how much he’s charging taxpayers to stay there.

(on other hand, if Trump leaves  his smart phone at home it might be worth it.)

McMaster yesterday- Susan Rice did “nothing wrong.” Fox News today calls for his firing. Congrats to all those who had “24 hours” in pool.

#MartinShkreli guilty guilty guilty. Well, now any medicines he takes for a while will be subsidized by govt. Along with his food & housinf

Shkreli “This was a witch hunt of epic proportions. Even though they may have found 1 or 2 brooms.” How long til Trump steals that line?

Apparently while @realDonaldTrump is on vacation, Putin also vacationing in Siberia. Well, no doubt they can keep in touch w/ usual texts.

 

Dunkin’ Donuts is considering dropping the “Donuts” from its name.  Okay, forget politics, this is an outrage. #IblameTrump

 

 

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    Panda called up. Giants install speed bumps in the buffet line.


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