Not so bright star.
Roger Goodell actually suspended Cowboys star for 6 games. Thinking Elliott’s accuser told NFL things she didn’t tell police.
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Just think, if Colin Kaepernick had only beaten up his girlfriend he’d be playing for an NFL team by midseason.
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Wonder how many fans who will give Ezekiel Elliott standing ovation when he returns think Colin Kaepernick has no place on a football field.
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Jaguars rookie RB Leonard Fournette after 1st preseason game – NFL is “a lot slower than I really thought.” Of course nothing changes in regular season.
Red Sox bullpen in the 8th inning gave SF Giants fans PTSD flashbacks to NLDS Game 4.
Open note to all #RedSox fans, we #SFGiants fans miss Nunez. But we warned you we don’t miss watching him run the bases.
A 106-year-old fruitcake was just discovered in Antarctica. Wonder who it will be given to this Christmas?
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Guam is taking advantage of the North Korea publicity to promote themselves as a holiday destination. All sorts of potential slogans – “Your vacation will be a real blast?”
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Starting to seem like most of US foreign policy has now become “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.”
AP reports USA “quietly engaged in back channel diplomacy w/ North Korea for several months.” As in parents saying “Just ignore children?”
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“We have many options for Venezuela & I’m not going to rule out a military option.” Did Trump’s mommy not let him play enough shoot-em-up video games as a kid?
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Why is it always the chicken hawks who seem thrilled by the idea of war?
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Ivanka Trump reportedly opening store in Trump Tower this fall. So how many millions will US taxpayers pay for Secret Service to protect it?
Can someone please warn @realDonaldTrump about the upcoming solar eclipse before he thinks it’s an attack and bombs someone?
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While they’re doing all those White House renovations, can I suggest changing the locks?
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