Archive for October 2016

Bluer than blue jays

October 9, 2016

And once again the #MLBPlayoffs are a great time for As fans to watch their ex-players shine

Tonight in a game that overlapped Presidential Debate #2, the Blue Jays finished off a sweep of the Rangers.   So how unfair is this…. Canada beats the U.S. at our own national pastime.  And they have Justin Trudeau?

At this point if it came out that #Trump actually had shot someone on 5th Avenue, his supporters would claim Hillary & Bill had shot more

After the O.J. trial, there was speculation that some of the jurors felt he was guilty, but they were so angry at the long-term behavior of the LAPD that they voted to acquit him. Watching some Trump supporters, who are so angry at the system, stick with him now feels a bit like that.

Hillary Clinton, on her husband “I hope people will accept his apology, as I have, and focus on the important issues facing our nation and the world.” How dare she defend the indefensible like that. Oh, wait, that was Melania. Never mind.

At this point number of women defending #Trump for leaked comments is about same as number of newspapers endorsing him.

#RudyGuiliani “The fact is that men at times talk like that. Not all men, but men do. ” Of course when Rudy does it he includes 9-11.

“It’s just words.” Can someone ask Trump how he would feel if someone , other than him, said those words about his daughter or wife?

So can we assume that all the men defending @realDonaldTrump on this comments talk the same way about women themselves?

So if @realDonaldTrump is somehow still elected will his Presidential library be the first to have an NC17 rating?

#JohnKasich “Our country deserves better.” Translation “I am available.”

So if all major newspapers not endorsing Trump hasn’t dented his support have to wonder if major politicians backing away will matter.

 

No handshake tonight. So congrats to the winners of tonight’s first prop bet. (Bet they didn’t get very good odds)

 

“Mommy, is this the scary clown we should be afraid of?” Children watching debate

Trump strategy is to count on fact that enough Americans hate Hillary they are willing to risk America’s future to see her in jail? #debate

 

Is there any woman watching Sunday’s debate who isn’t creeped out by Trump’s spacing and lurking around Hillary’s back?

 

If Hillary  Clinton should have had power to change tax code etc as a Senator, why didn’t Donald  Trump just run for Senate.

Hillary’s #basketofdeplorables is a sign of hate in her heart. Trump’s #grabherbythepussy is locker room banter. Got it. #sarcasm #debate

“It’s locker room talk” and I will defeat ISIS. Because I want a first crack at those 72 virgins. #Trump #debate

Trump brings up Bill Clinton’s past, now Hillary gets asked about her husband’s ACA comment.   And men wonder why women are pissed off?

 

“I know nothing about Russia.” Donald Trump should have stopped with the first three words.

 

Rumor @mike_pence considering asking to be removed from ticket? Fact we even question if rumor is true proves you can’t make this election up.

Guessing that most undecided Americans now want moderators @andersoncooper and @MarthaRaddatz to run for President.

 

Not rained out

October 9, 2016

The Fighting Irish lost to North Carolina State 10-3  in a Hurricane Matthew heavy rain storm So maybe even God didn’t REALLY want #NotreDame to play today.

The Dodgers and Nationals were rained out in Washington, D.C.   Alas Notre Dame alum SF Giants pitcher Jeff Samardzija didn’t have his start rained out in Chicago.

 

So will a possible rematch between #Michigan and #Rutgers in football be viewed as a violation of the Geneva convention?

The SF Giants went from the best team in baseball in the first half, to the worst team in the second half. Did someone tell Stanford’s football team this is not a good model to emulate?

How many schools from Power 5 conferences will be sending bouquets to Annapolis and singing “Anchors Away” tonight? #Houston #Navy

My friend Michael Schibly forward me this item “Alabama officials implemented a new policy that will punish borrowers who fail to return library materials with up to 30 days in jail.”

Well, at least this is one law Nick Saban doesn’t have to worry about his football players breaking.

It kind of writes its own punchline, doesn’t it?

After yesterday’s leaked tape, some Republicans are calling for Donald Trump to step down and be replaced by someone else at the top of the ticket. But okay, how much is it outrage and how much is it “actually we knew he was like this, but we just want someone who can beat Hillary Clinton?”

 

John McCain has unendorsed Trump, and now says he and his wife Cindy will write in the same of some “good conservative Republican who is qualified to be President.”
Okay, but given his 2008 choice of  running mate is John McCain really the best judge of who might be a “good conservative Republican who is qualified to be President.?”

Go figure, the first time many in the GOP are in favor of aborting anything, it’s a campaign.

Epipen maker Mylan has agreed to pay a $465 million settlement. Wonder how much THAT will boost their drug prices.

The only people who may be madder than those in the Trump campaign over the leaked video yesterday are those at Wikileaks. #Timingiseverything #whatWallStreetspeeches?

 

One of the leaked private Hillary comments: “My father loved to complain about big business and big government, but we had a solid middle class upbringing,..And now, obviously, I’m kind of far removed because the life I’ve lived and the economic, you know, fortunes that my husband and I now enjoy, but I haven’t forgotten it.”
And the problem here is…?

Not sure after this weekend if Hillary is now seriously measuring the drapes in the White House. But why do I have this image of her recreating Julie Andrews in Sound of Music measuring drapes for a pantsuit?

No doubt there are plenty of conversations Bill Clinton has had that he is glad they aren’t on video. But a big difference here – from all accounts, Bill might be a tomcat, but he actually LIKES women.

Should have pinch hit Mad Bum?

October 8, 2016

After that 1-0 loss.

 

But okay SFGiants are going with 12 pitchers & only 13 position players for  NLDS with Cubs. not counting Bumgarner.

 

One of MLB’s problems is that baseball has become a much more regional game, with fans often having not experience watching teams (except for the Red Sox and Yankees), outside their area.
But hey, several playoff series are a way to remedy that before the World Series. Except that most games are only on cable and often on weird channels that fans can’t find or don’t have. Not to mention that hotels often don’t have MLB.TV and FS1 etc… #areyoulisteningCommissionerManfred?

#BlueJays looking good. Stunning long time sports fans in Toronto, who with #MapleLeafs are not used to see a team winning in October.

 

I get that #goodpitchingbeatsgoodhitting. But which experts figured #Cleveland had good pitching. Really good pitching. #ALDS

So is this the year that God decides to send Cleveland sports fans an apology bouquet for being in Cleveland?

So far the  Texas Rangers are looking so disappointing in post season you have to wonder if Tony Romo is is involved.

A new poll in Ohio found that nearly 2/3 of state residents believe that Ohio State could beat the Cleveland Browns. Really? Not even sure the Buckeyes this year can beat Michigan. #Harbaugh #MGoBlue

Many people consider Hillary Clinton, while intelligent, to ambitious, Machiavellian and only out for herself. Okay, but if you agree on those points, doesn’t it follow that she would use those traits to try to leave a legacy as the best President ever?

Donald Trump today on illegal immigration: “They’re letting people pour into the country so they can go and vote.”
Okay., so for when he loses in November, sounds like Trump is already putting together a list of why the election is rigged.

 

There is a sense sometimes that if you attack Donald Trump it means you are a complete Hillary apologist. Not so. Clinton is a LONG way from perfect, and there are many things I wish she had done differently. But there is a difference between being wrong about some things and being bat-shit crazy. (and a sexist pig into the bargain.) #Thatisall #Fornow

Not sure what to make of today’s @realDonaldTrump lewd video. Except no doubt it will be spun by GOP as somehow @HillaryClintons fault.

Who knew @realDonaldTrump was such a fan of women and cats? He was talking about cats right?

#Trump‘s daughters must be so proud.

 

 

 

 

Trump says he has “said some foolish things, but there’s a big difference between the words and actions of other people. Bill Clinton has actually abused women.” So all that kissing and grabbing and groping was just good fun, and not abuse?

While no one is really shocked that #Trump can be a pig about women, USA today formally accused Russia of hacking to influence election. #priorities

No mound exit.

October 6, 2016

You do have to wonder how many shut out innings Madison Bumgarner was planning on pitching last night #SFGiants

Although, as the legend grows, Bumgarner reportedly to Gillaspie after 3-run home run top of 9th ” Conor, I appreciate the hell out of that.” #SFGiants

 

Nice tweet today   “Baseball has a way of ripping your ❤️ out, stabbing it, putting it back in your chest, then healing itself just in time for Spring Training.”

The tweeter?   Noah Syndergaard.

So are the ALDS teams even playing the same sport as the #Mets & #SFGiants played last night? #TORvsTEX #BOSvsCLE #notexactlypitchersduels

President Obama’s approval rating is up to 55%, the highest in his second term. No doubt because the longer this election season goes on, the more many Americans have decided they don’t want him to leave.

 

Waiting for #Trump to say if he were President he’d have a beautiful wall to protect USA from #HurricaneMatthew & Mexico would pay for it.

 

Florida Governor Rick Scott, reiterating an evacuation call for the state: ‘Do not surf. Do not go on the beach. This will kill you.”
He could also add “Beachgoers and surfers will automatically qualify for a Darwin award.”

Apparently a number of people are planning to stay put and try to ride #HurricaneMatthew out. On the brighter side for humanity, not only are they probable Darwin winners, these folks probably won’t be around to vote. #cantfixstupid

Although it’s from October 30, 2012, this tweet is real, from Donald Trump “Hurricane is good luck for Obama again- he will buy the election by handing out billions of dollars.”
#nocomment

Rush Limbaugh said this week of Hurricane Matthew predictions that the National Weather service, which is “part of the Obama administration.. might be playing games because it’s in the interests of the left to have destructive hurricanes because then they can blame it on climate change, which they can continue desperately continue trying to sell.”
#Wearegoingtoneedabiggerbasket

Who says he doesn’t care about average Americans? Donald Trump at a rally today:. “I don’t care how sick you are. I don’t care if you just came back from the doctor and he gave you the worst possible prognosis, meaning it’s over, you won’t be around in two weeks. Doesn’t matter. Hang out till November 8th. Get out and vote.”

Ok, for those who didn’t think #HurricaneMatthew was serious. The #SEC has actually cancelled the LSU Florida football game.

 

During a parliamentary debate in Noraway, Prime Minister Erna Solberg was reportedly seen on camera using her phone to play Pokemon Go. Well, it’s at least as productive as trying to repeal Obamacare for the 57th time.

We are not worthy

October 6, 2016

Poetry has been called “Emotion recollected in tranquility.”   And tonight the SF Giants, especially Madison Bumgarner and Conor Gillaspie proved a great baseball game is poetry.

 

Even as a little kid, I liked baseball. But I can trace the moment when I really fell in love for life to 1968, when my favorite pitcher, who had won WS games 2 & 5, pitched a improbable complete game to win game 7. #MickeyLolich #MadisonBumgarner #Leftiesrule #SFGiants

 

Pitcher who threw 1st pitch for #SFGiants in do-or-die game walked off mound having thrown last pitch of game. #oldschool #Madbum #WildCard

And for fans outside the San Francisco Bay Area – Conor Gillaspie?  Who?  Yeah. The man at third base who replaced Nunez who replaced the beloved Matt Duffy and his awesome cat Skeeter.  Buy this man a kitten.  A big one.

 

Heck of a #NLWildCard game. Good thing we didn’t have a scintillating #VPDebate to distract us from it. #SFGiants #NYMets

Not a pleasant side story at Toronto’s Rogers Centre to last night’s Blue Jays win, as Orioles’ LF Hyun Soo Kim had a beer thrown at him. This would never have happened had NY made the playoffs and the game been at Yankee Stadium. Beer there is much too expensive to throw at opposing players.

While #BuckShowalter knows he made mistake, he can take comfort knowing #ZackBritton can now pitch multiple innings in game 2. ALWildCard

A British study found that family travel may not be that relaxing, as the combination of new places and dealing with new people can take up a lot of “brain power” and leave everyone exhausted.
So maybe it’s not such a bad thing for Dad to turn that car around and go home.

A Utah man posted a picture of the hospital bill for his baby’s delivery, which included a $39.95 fee for “skin to skin”, getting to hold the baby it was born. The hospital was no doubt appalled, thinking the fee should have been at least twice that.

A Samsung Galaxy Note 7 exploded during boarding of a Southwest flight at Louisville yesterday. Maybe Blackberry needs a new slogan, “Our phones are old but they don’t blow up.”

Al Gore is going to campaign this week for Hillary Clinton. And things were going so well.

Nice blue tie last night, Gov. Pence.   “It wasn’t blue It was red.” #VPDebate

#TimKaine “My running mate should be President. #MikePence “I have a running mate?” #VPDebate

 

 

An interesting story from earlier this year on Mike Pence reported by the IndyStar – The Governor in 2015 had plans to start “a state-run taxpayer-funded news outlet that would make pre-written news stories available to Indiana media, as well as sometimes break news about his administration.” He dropped the plan after it was ridiculed with names like “Pravda on the Plains.”
Maybe THIS is why Trump really chose him as a potential V.P?

Well, that didn’t take long. Now Trump on Mike Pence’s debate performance: “I’m getting a lot of credit because that’s really my first so-called choice, my first hire as we would say in Las Vegas.” Uh, has the Donald forgotten all the campaign staff he has hired, and fired?

Trump’s tweet last night “The constant interruptions last night by Tim Kaine should not have been allowed. ”
Of course Mike Pence should have been able to interrupt more. Because he is the bestest, greatest running mate of all time.

 

 

One and done.

October 4, 2016

Whatever happens in NL Wild Card game, unlike Buck Showalter, Bruce Bochy won’t face questions about not using his superstar reliever; SF Giants don’t have one

In WS game 7, #Bochy used his best starter to relieve for 5 innings, in do-or-die WC game #Showalter didn’t use best reliever for 1.

Somewhere #JoeCarter is smiling #ALWildCard #BlueJays

Open note to @orioles fans. Watching a reliever in orange & black give up game-winning homer, we #SFGiants fans feel your pain. #ALWildcard

Fans in Canada watching tonight’s AL Wild Card game had to be almost as happy as Canadians enjoying watching the U.S. Election. #notourproblem

Kaine-Pence VP debate tonight “I’ll take two men who most Americans had never heard of and wouldn’t recognize on the street for $500, Alex.”

Well, the VP candidates did accomplish one thing jointly -finishing up in time for us to see the end of #ALWildCard #VPDebate

“A knockout blow in VP debate can make a major difference in the Presidential election” Former Vice President Lloyd Bentsen. #VPdebate

One sure thing about tonight’s debate, if #MIkePence & #TimKaine were their party’s nominees, many comedy writers would be out of business.

Who but me was waiting for #ElaineQuijano to go all Sister Mary Elephant in this debate? “Class. Class Class….” #VPDebate

Has anyone checked Mike Pence’s hearing lately? He clearly hasn’t heard a word his running mate has said. #VPDebate

Trump supporters are furious that Julian Assange didn’t release information today to damage Hillary Clinton’s campaign. So they were hoping that for a few days Wikileaks could offset Trump’s 3:00am tweets?

Mike Pence sounded tonight like he’s been  paying as much attention to what Trump says you’d think Pence might be married to him.

Pence just said of 16 million deportation plan, “that’s nonsense.” Yep, it is, & it was when your running mate @realDonaldTrump said it.

Mike Pence “A society can be judged by how it deals with its most vulnerable.” Unless they are undocumented immigrants, women with unwanted pregnancies  or LGBTs.

Pence talked about the sanctity of life. So if you’re absolutely pro-life how are you also pro-death penalty? #VPDebate

“He’s not a polished politician” Is that #MikePence‘s Trump “Get out of jail free” card? #VPDebate

Odell Beckham Jr , complaining about being targeted by the league, “I just gotta know that it’s all against me.” Of course it might help if the Giants’ WR didn’t spend so much time and effort painting the bulls eye on his own back.

While campaigning for Hillary, Bill Clinton referred to Obamacare as the “the craziest thing in the world.” So for all those comedy writers fearing that the end of the Trump campaign in November could mean a dearth of material, remember, Bill could be the gift that keeps on giving.

So Americans who have quit following the election because it was all too over the top and absurd can now focus on more important things, like what Kim Kardashian was doing in Paris with $10 million in jewelry and minimal security.

So since Kanye West is a self-proclaimed “genius” I presume he and Kim will be writing at least $10 million in losses off their future taxes?

And back to sports with Bill Littlejohn, on Peyton Manning tobogganing down The Great Wall of China: “Are they opening a new Papa John’s in Inner Mongolia?”

Moving out

October 3, 2016

The Atlanta Braves played their last game at Turner Field yesterday. Next year they will have a beautiful new stadium in the suburbs for fans not to show up to.

The home-plate umpire for Wednesdays Giants-Mets wild-card game is Mike Winters. SF fans might remember Winters as the ump who ejected Bruce Bochy in consecutive games last season.
East Coast bias conspiracy theories in 3….2…1…..

SF 49ers announced today that LB NaVorro Bowman injured his Achilles and will be out for the season. Is it too soon to be thinking about that #1 draft pick?

 

So @Vikings who’ve lost #TeddyBridgewater & #AdrianPeterson are 4-0. A few more injuries & they could be Super Bowl contenders? #NYGvsMIN

#VinScully may have been a #Dodgers announcer but he knows his #SFGiants. Yesterday Vin said of @hunterpence “He would make coffee nervous.”

#JohnnyManziel has filed to extend the trademark on “Johnny Football.” Can you trademark an oxymoron?

Trump’s campaign so far is turning us all into a nation with temporary ADD…. No sooner do we start focusing on one unbelievable statement than he says something else and we forget how ludicrous the last one was.

So we can argue over whether or not either Trump or Clinton truly believe they have the U.S.’s best interests at heart. But pretty damn sure Julian Assange doesn’t.

#NobelPrize winners will be announced this week. Wonder which one Donald Trump expects to get?

A Bloomberg poll shows Trump trailing but +13 with whites. If true this election is not doing much for the theory of white supremacy.

Donald Trump, speaking to veterans today “When people come back from war and combat, and they see things that maybe a lot of the folks in this room have seen many times over, and you’re strong and you can handle it, but a lot of people can’t handle it.”
So strong people don’t get PTSD the same as only losers get captured? WTF?

Maybe @realDonaldTrump didn’t mean to imply that strong vets don’t get PTSD, but how do you know? ” This is the guy who said about John McCain  “I like people that weren’t captured”

 

Everyone should have the genius to lose a billion dollars in a year so they can avoid taxes for the next decades. #TrumpFinancialTips.

As much of a Dodgers-Giant lovefest as you can get…

October 3, 2016

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Thanks, Vin.

But then… Sweep LA

 

sweep

 

Three #ALEast teams make #MLB postseason and none of them are #Yankees. No punchline, I just like writing it. #Orioles #RedSox #Bluejays

 

You’d think Jamie Moyer would have been in attendance at #SFGiants #Dodgers game. As only recent player who was active when #VinScully started.

Amusing exercise for the day, list the MLB teams that weren’t even in existence when Vin Scully started broadcasting: For starters – Twins, Rangers, Mets, Rockies, Dbacks, Astros, Blue Jays, Marlins, Rays, Expos, Nats…

 

The #Saints won in large part because of great 4th quarter by their DEFENSE?! Hope this isn’t a sign of the apocalypse. #GeauxSaints

ESPN reports that Cowboys’ WR Dez Bryant “continues to demonstrate a pattern of irresponsible behavior by being late to or missing medical treatments and team meetings,” at least 7-8 times this year.
Only the little people go to treatments and meetings?

 

Barbara Bush, daughter of George W, and granddaughter of George H.W. Bush, was seen at a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton this weekend. Sort of confirms your faith in evolution.

A new book claims that Bill Clinton wanted to build a pool at the top of his Presidential Library so “he could have naked pool parties like JFK.” Right. But okay, honestly, how many American men would turn down the chance to “have naked pool parties like JFK?”

So after the report that Donald Trump may not have paid any federal taxes in almost 20 years, Rudy Giuliani said “He’s a genius.” And Chris Christie “There’s no one who’s shown more genius in their way to maneuver around the tax code.”
Funny how I’ve never heard them praise poor and middle-class folks who figure out how to game the system.

But got it… @realDonaldTrump is a genius for not paying taxes and @HillaryClinton is corrupt for getting paid $600k a speech. #doublestandard

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Rudy Giuliani while attacking Hillary Clinton this morning was challenged by Chuck Todd “You have your own infidelity charge” Rudy’s response – “Well, everybody does. And I’m a Roman Catholic, and I confess those things.” Not sure about Jesus weeping but the Pope might be.

 

 

Kim Kardashian is unharmed after apparently being held up by armed robbers in her Paris hotel room tonight. Hmm…. suppose it would be too farfetched a conspiracy theory to say this was engineered by Trump supporters to distract attention from his tax returns?

The more things change…

October 1, 2016

Seems like old times – #RyanVogelsong starting tomorrow against #Cardinals tomorrow and a win puts the #SFGiants in playoffs..

 

As expected, #TyBlach vs #ClaytonKershaw was no contest, really. #SFGiants #Dodgers

One thing you can say about #TyBlach, he’s no #SalomonTorres. #SFGiants

 

Heaven knows the SF Giants have had some horrible losses this year. But when the playoffs are on the line & you lose to the Braves and the As, well, then maybe you really shouldn’t be in the postseason. #Tigers #Mariners

By my count, #SFGiants pitchers have 48 hits & 33 RBI’s this year. #WedontneednostinkinDH #PitchersWhoRake

 

Alabama coach Nick Saban says of star LB Tim Williams, arrested this week on gun charges, that he will face “internal” discipline, which will not involve a loss of playing time. So what will Williams have to do – go to a class? #suspensionsareforbenchplayers

Tomorrow morning’s game – try to tell the difference between whatever lines are uttered by Alec Baldwin tonight on SNL pretending to be Trump. and lines from the real Donald.

Trump tweeted last night “For those few people knocking me for tweeting at three o’clock in the morning, at least you know I will be there, awake, to answer the call!”
True, but maybe we don’t want the call answered by someone in the midst of the Twitter equivalent of drunk-dialing?.

Flipping through Glamour magazine at the nail salon I saw some interviews with women saying who they were voting for and why. About 2/3 were for Clinton, but one Trump gal starts out her statement “When I was little I was for Hillary….” She is 18 years old.

The Seahawks’ Doug Baldwin, a Stanford graduate whose father is a police officer, says he has received death threats because he called for law enforcement “to eliminate militaristic cultures while putting a higher emphasis on de-escalation tactics and crisis management measures.”
Got to wonder if some of the threats are from people who couldn’t even translate what he said.

 

Friday’s top quote: I’m “not sure anybody is more qualified than Hillary Clinton to be president of the United States.” The speaker, Bill Weld – former governor of Massachusetts and Gary Johnson’s running mate.

So by comparison was Leona Helmsley one of the “little people” who paid taxes?

#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes #HillaryClinton was just signing up for a newfangled AOL email account.

Jacob Hall, the 6 year-old boy shot at his South Carolina elementary school this week has died. His alleged 14-year old killer had been home-schooled since he was been expelled for bringing a gun to class. So are we going to build walls around schools or make sure all children are armed?

 

From Marc Ragovin.  “no bigger joke than the way mlb handled the end of thursday’s Cards/Reds game.”

(for anyone who didn’t watch or didn’t read about it later, the umpires somehow missed the fact that a ball bounced out of play over the fence and then bounced back, which was a ground rule double, and not a ball that would have let the Cardinals runner score from first.)

 

From Neal , post Friday night.  “Tonight’s #SFGiants game & his body slam of a fan running on the field, free agent #AngelPagan may be offered a contract by the #SF49ers?