Left Coast Sports Babe

Heading to March Madness,   64 down to 1.  And besides the possible Trump administration resignations, there’s a basketball tournament going on.

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Martin Shkreli apparently cried & pleaded with the judge for leniency at his sentencing. “I feel so sorry for him” said absolutely, positively nobody.

Anyone else think it would be nice if many Americans were as upset about Trump’s various misdeeds as they were about Arie dumping Becca?

Richard Sherman to the 49ers. Well, San Francisco may not make the playoffs next year. But they sure got a lot more quotable.

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I dream of a day again when Gregg Popovich can look at POTUS and decide to stick to coaching. #GoSpursGo

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#WhenTrumpMeetsKim For all those who would have liked #WhenHarryMetSally if potential nuclear war was at stake.

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Average VA (Veterans Affairs) psychologist makes under $100,000 a year. So we could hire about 300 more of them for the cost of Trump’s one-day ego-trip parade.

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Suppose that as a distraction from Stormy Daniels story Trump saying he will meet Kim Jong Un is better than starting a nuclear war.

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Trump congratulating himself on “deal with North Korea… very much in the making & will be, if completed, a very good one for the World. Time & place to be determined.” Right after he releases his tax returns?

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What visions I have seen. Methought I was enamored of an ass.” Who knew Shakespeare possibly presaged some disillusioned Trump voters?

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NRA files lawsuit over Florida gun control law raising age to 21 saying it violates 2nd amendment. Uh, except 2nd amendment applies only to landowning white men.

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Canadian study found employees who attacked voodoo dolls when upset at bosses were happier than those those who bottled in their sense of injustice. If only someone at White House was “woke” enough to order voodoo dolls.

Spurs might not even make 2018 playoffs but w/ what  Gregg Popovich has left in terms of players have to figure if he were British he’d be knighted for this coaching performance.#GoSpursGo

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Nothing against Curry but after the Western Conference finals with Zaza and Kawhi in 2017,  just maybe mean bitch karma has decided that Chris Paul should have a ring this year.

A 19 year old  Australian rugby player was at least temporarily paralyzed after he ate a poisonous garden slug on a dare. If only he had stuck to Tide Pods.

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Lamont Smith resigned as men’s basketball coach at Univ. of San Diego after being arrested for alleged domestic violence against his mistress at a team hotel. On top of everything else, shouldn’t men know by now, when you have everything to lose, be nice to your lover. Even if they aren’t a porn star.

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Happy #InternationalWomensDay Waiting for the GOP rebuttal.

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Trump coming to California next week for a fundraiser & to look at prototypes for his wall. Can we practice by building a wall to keep him out?

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Now POTUS is apparently annoyed at Sarah Huckabee Sanders.  We’re going to need a bigger card for Trump Resignation Bingo.

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So@POTUS and Kim Jong Un have agreed (for now) to meet in person. If only the meeting was between Korean leader and someone a bit more rational – like Dennis Rodman.

Kim Jong Un and Trump to meet “by May.” Think either of them think “May” might be a porn star?

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So the real question, who will play Kim Jong Un on SNL this May?

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AZ Sen. Jeff Flake threatening to introduce legislation against Trump tariffs. So after all the angry talk over racism, lies, accusing opponents of treason, who knew Flake’s red line would be tariffs? #Priorities

#ToyRUs has announced they are liquidating. I missed the Trump tweet taking credit. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!

Now rumors are that Trump’s NDA with Stormy Daniels includes “paternity information.” We are going to have a national wide popcorn shortage

Reports are that Peyton Manning could make $10 Million a year as an analyst for Fox Sports or ESPN. And that’s before he mentions Budweiser or Papa John’s every 15 minutes.

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Ichiro, 44, signing 1-year deal with Mariners. When is Seattle making an offer to Jamie Moyer?

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Twitter report, “Kawhi spoke and said he wanted to finish his career as a Spur.”  What?  Kawhi actually spoke?

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Alexa reportedly cackling at what seems like random moments. Maybe she is laughing because of all the free information users are giving Amazon.

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Tom Brady, on his children being in tears after the Super Bowl “Look, you guys, this is a great lesson. We don’t always win. We try our best and sometimes it doesn’t go the way we want.'”
So does this mean the smartest kids have fathers who play for the Cleveland Browns?

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We impeached a President for lying about consensual affair with an intern- now barely blink when a President pays $130,000 to hush up an affair with a porn star. #NewAbnormal

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So are Jeff Sessions and Trump REALLY upset about California because our economy is so much better than in most red states?

So tell me again why California can’t just secede and become our own country? Kindler, gentler and with a MUCH better economy

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British police say former Russian spy & his daughter were poisoned with a nerve agent in Salisbury, England. Maybe Sam Nunberg wasn’t so crazy in trying to get arrested after all.

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So imagine if Bill Clinton had tried to use campaign funds to pay Monica Lewinsky not to talk about their relationship..

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Trump is now denying he had an affair with Stormy Daniels Anyone want to start a pool on the date of his first #FakeDNA tweet?

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Betsy DeVos visited Stoneman Douglas, not only wouldn’t talk to students, she abruptly walked out of her own press conference. This administration that thinks they are so brave is afraid of students and media. #snowflakes

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Anyone else a bit disappointed that Betsy Devos did not suggest protecting students with trained grizzly bears?

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Today  California Governor JerryBrown taunted Trump & Sessions, calling them liars & saying “Mueller is closing in.”   Open note to @realDonaldTrump – you can use “Moonbeam” in a tweet if you want, Jerry can take it.

So of course it was probably about the money, or maybe not.  But how cool to hear Tim Lincecum,  now with the Texas Rangers, when asked by SF Chronicle’s John Shea if he could have signed w/ Dodgers “Could I? I had to think about that for a minute. But ultimately, I think it would be really tough to the point I would be betraying my heart.”

Watching #AfterTheFinalRose it’s strangely enjoyable to watch major reality star asshole on television without worrying that he will bring down the entire country.

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Ah for innocent days when #TheBachelor‘s publicly bad behavior w/ women would have been a bigger story than that of #POTUS. #StormyDaniels

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So when #StormyDaniels gets her book deal & $$$ will she send Monica Lewinsky a cut for inspiring her to keep the dress

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Nashville Mayor Megan Barry resigns after affair with her bodyguard. Shame, if she’d been a Republican this might have made her a future front runner for President.

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Florida State Sen. Kelli Stargel, who has 100% NRA rating – “thoughts and prayers are really the only thing that’s gonna stop” school massacres. Right, that’s been working so well…

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DOJ to sue California over three ‘sanctuary state’ laws. Uh, what happened to states’ rights. #consistencyhasaliberalbias

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So who had #GaryCohn in Trump Resignation Bingo?!!

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At this point beginning to look pretty good for those playing Trump Resignation Blackout Bingo. Who’s close to covering their whole card?

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“There is no Chaos, only great Energy!” Hmm, can I use Trump’s line about my messy desk?

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Problem with appointing anyone to replace Gary Cohn as White House economic advisor is that we all know Trump only takes advice from the voices in his head.

Steel, aluminum, coal. Waiting to hear Trump speech on building that bridge to the 19th century.

When depleted & exhausted Spurs barely hang on to beat Grizzlies maybe it’s time for few MVP votes for Kawhi Leonard.

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Disney executive James Pitaro named new president of ESPN. Cue the “Mickey Mouse organization” jokes.

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The Astros sent 1st round draft pick Seth Romero home for a “violation of team policy.”  In college at the University of Houston, Romero was suspended the 1st two weeks of  2016 season “for conduct detrimental to the team. ” Then the Cougars suspended the star lefty pitcher for a failed drug test and finally in May of 2017 dismissed him from the team for ANOTHER incident.

So seems like Romero is really testing baseball’s  “10 strikes and you’re out policy.”

Minneapolis-St Paul International Airport has flight arrivals delayed today for an average of over 2 hours due to “snow and ice.” Uh, isn’t “snow and ice” in winter in MSP redundant?

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Russ Solomon, 92, the founder of Tower Records, passed away yesterday. Or should we say he flipped over to the “B” side.

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These days Trump has to figure he should have just let Stormy Daniels come forward with her story & save the $130,000. Not that a porn star would have bothered his supporters anyway.

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Rex Tillerson has spent less of his $120 million budget to stop foreign meddling in our elections than Ben Carson wanted to spend on a dining room table.

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So Sam Nunberg won’t talk to Mueller but he’ll call in to @CNN. A bit unclear on that “right to remain silent” concept?

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Watching Sam Nunberg for Mueller has to feel like when you’ve been spending all day on a fishing trip and then one just jumps into your boat.

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Sam Nunberg’s interviews are so bizarre you think he might be angling for the open position of White House Communications Director?

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Ben Carson on the cabinet position he had no prior experience for… “There are more complexities here than in brain surgery.” Who knew HUD could be so complicated?

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TMZ reports an unnamed military official “cautioned John Harbaugh and Ravens about signing Colin Kaepernick” So when did Trump hire John Kelly?

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This Trump campaign sure had a lot of #covfefe boys.

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Major advantage in watching #TheBachelor is that all the people in your life feel so sane by comparison.

Imagine how long the Oscars would have been if they weren’t giving away a Jetski for shortest speech…

Mexican filmmaker Guillermo del Toro Gómez won best director & best picture for “The Shape of Water.” So will Trump congratulate him or say he should pay for the wall?

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So did Jennifer Garner’s “In Memoriam” introduction remind Ben Affleck of what he lost?

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Give Kobe credit, one of the first to win an Oscar AFTER his alleged sexual assault became public.

Kobe in his acceptance speech thanked his teammates.   Shocking.  Kobe knows he HAD teammates?

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Can we tell @realDonaldTrump he could win a gold-plated JetSki for the shortest tweets? Asking for a country.

So tomorrow is Kobe going to come out with a special limited-edition Oscar shoe?

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Can we be happy for #AllisonJanney winning and still wish that she was playing a real C.J. Cregg as Press Secretary?

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This is the year when many men in Hollywood would probably have rather been featured on “In memoriam” segment than have lived through the death of their careers.

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Seeing #Oscars90 trending. Are we talking about the average age of Oscars voters?

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With all that’s wrong in the world, listening to Kruk and Kuip call game, even if it’s spring training, is a very good thing. @SFGiants

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RIP Sir Roger Bannister, 1st to run a sub-4 minute mile. And if anyone was SURE to be in heaven before the devil knew he was dead….

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Trump golf courses apparently plan to use Presidential seal at tee boxes, which is illegal. Although compared to everything else lately a little graft seems so… quaint.

So if Trump started a trade war over Hope Hicks leaving, what’s he going to do over the Steele memo?

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Many of same people who think Trump was joking about being President for Life also thought the office would make him Presidential.

Steph Curry tweaked his ankle when he stepped on teammate Zaza Pachulia’s foot in Warriors-Hawks game. Not that I wish any harm to Curry, but if Zaza accidentally puts him out for a while, much of the NBA may join mean bitch Karma in a toast.

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So since Cleveland has lost 2 of 3, and JR Smith was suspended by the team tonight, will LeBron try to reshuffle the Cavs again?

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A lot of these conference NCAA men’s basketball tournaments might be more interesting if most of us could remember a returning star player or two from any top team.  #Oneandratingsaredonetoo

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Pilot landing at Dulles this morning in high winds reported that “pretty much everyone on the plane threw up. Pilots on verge of throwing up.” And they didn’t even have the fish. #Airplane

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Just guessing with this trade war that whatever Donald Trump majored in at college it wasn’t economics.

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#CMU gunman apparently fatally shot his parents in his dorm room. His father was a police officer. So about that good guy with a gun….

From TC in BC (British Columbia)  –  An  FBI report has the NCAA reeling this week for secret payoffs to college athletes. Payments as high as $100,000 (Arizona basketball) have been reported. A mass exodus of CFL (Canadian Football League)  players going back to school in the US is expected immediately.

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Delta CEO on NRA and Georgia. “Our decision was not made for economic gain and our values are not for sale.”
Give Trump and GOP credit, who knew it was possible to give a US airline the moral high ground?

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And btw, folks, a travel agent infomercial here – those airline corporate discounts like the one Delta got rid of for NRA? They are usually something like 5% off lowest fare, or 10% off full fare, and have to be booked through a special meetings-groups desk. 90% of the time people decide discount is more trouble than it’s worth.

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As we stagger to the end of another week, I am reminded of reasonable people I know who voted for Trump and thought that he would change and become Presidential in office.

Once again, we are learning what many women already knew, NEVER ever get into a long-term relationship with a man hoping he will change.

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On a positive note for week, while GOP congress shows no sign of returning deposits on their souls, @Delta, @Dicks & @Walmart decided to make statements. And even Jeff Sessions showed signs of a conscience.

Texas Wesleyan coach Mike Jeffcoat fired after he emailed a prospect “Unfortunately, we are not recruiting players from the state of Colorado. In the past, players have had trouble passing our drug test. We have made a decision to not take a chance on student-athletes from your state. You can thank your liberal politicians. Best of luck wherever you decide to play.”
Why was Jeffcoat fired? For being a biased a**hole? Or for being stupid enough to put that in writing?

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Trump communications director position has all the job security of managing Yankees under George Steinbrenner.

So this year will there be a bonus round for #MarchMadness – not just teams who will win games, but teams who will be vacating their seasons?

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Cleveland Browns say they are open to offers for their #1 NFL draft pick. Because they figure they’ll probably have another one next year?

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Mike Huckabee essentially booted from #CMAfoundation board because enough people in COUNTRY MUSIC objected to his anti-LGBT views. Soon only live musical entertainment at future GOP events will be karaoke.

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Today is #WorldBookDay. Waiting for the GOP rebuttal.

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Florida lawmakers approve $67 million in funding to arm teachers. How much put aside for the inevitable lawsuits when something goes wrong?

So when we arm teachers, what happens when they get sick? They leave weapons in a drawer for the substitutes? #Whatcouldpossiblygowrong?

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Since President Xi Jinping has been compared to the cartoon bear, China is censoring Winnie the Pooh on social media. Uh oh, let’s hope Trump doesn’t order the US to censor Cheetos.

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Kentucky Rep. Thomas Massie is introducing a bill to allow 18 year-olds to buy handguns. Today’s GOP, a wholly-owned subsidiary of the NRA.

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So of course Ben Carson had no idea he asked for a $31,000 dining set. Not like shopping is brain surgery.

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Now that Scott Pruitt isn’t going to fly first class any more maybe he can use money he’s saving to buy a very nice slightly used table from Ben Carson?

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Melania Trump apparently got her green card while she was dating Donald w/ special “Einstein Visa” visa designated for people w/ “extraordinary ability.” To be fair, she is doing a job most Americans would never do.

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Now it’s McMaster reportedly out. Will the last alligator to leave the Trump White House please turn off the searchlights for the swamp.

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Now Sarah Huckabee Sanders  says Trump has no plans to fire AG Sessions “that I know of.” Translation, he hasn’t found someone he trusts to take Jeff’s place.

Or as my friend Alex B. says  “Translation, he figured out he hired someone who it would piss too many people off to fire.”

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So who else wants to be a fly on the wall when  Omarosa &  Hope Hicks go out for a post-White House drink?

LeBron James today “The NCAA is corrupt.” Then did he add “And there’s gambling in Las Vegas as well as Casablanca?”

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Shaq’s son Shareef O’Neal on Tuesday committed to UCLA after decommitting from Arizona.  So he’ll be a Bruin for life. Or at least a year. Unless any of UCLA coaches were also caught on tape.

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Played cold but… well:   Ross Jirgl, a Stanford football strength coach, had his 15 minutes at least when he appeared late on this season’s “The Bachelor,” trying to win his ex-girlfriend Becca back.  From Alex Kirshner of Bleacher Report.

“Ross becomes at least 6th Stanford football person to come in 2nd place in a nationally televised competition since 2009. He joins five Cardinal players who have finished second in Heisman Trophy voting in the same span.:

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Tennessee Senator Bob Corker, who said he would retire, then indicated he was rethinking decision,   NOW says he will definitely retire in 2018. “Atta boy” said Brett Favre.

Hey Donald  Trump, you know who actually DID deal bravely against men with guns, and was actually shot himself? Bronze Star and Purple Heart veteran Robert Mueller.

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Ivanka on #MeToo “I’m proud of women who are standing up in face of accusers with credible evidence & credible stories.” Translation of “credible” – those accusing Democrats but certainly not my father.

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Can you run a Presidential re-election campaign when you’re under indictment? Asking for a country

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So did Ben Carson need to spend $31k of taxpayer money on a dining room set for his office because it needed to be worthy of Donald Trump’s very best chocolate cake?

Just wondering, when Donald Trump asked Ivanka to go as senior diplomat to South Korea did she think of replying “That’s an inappropriate question to ask a daughter?” #Complicit

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Regarding these idiots who think it’s funny to make fake school shooting threats. Besides jail time can they be sentenced to community service in inner-city emergency rooms where they treat a lot of gunshots?

Olympics are over.    Now Americans can go back to not caring about curling stones and triple salchows.

Atlanta Falcons’ 4th quarter in Super Bowl 50 was most embarrassing moment for many Georgians in recent memory. Georgia politicans today with Delta – “Hold our beer.”

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About the only way Delta could be getting better PR is if they dragged Scott Pruitt out of first class on one of their planes.

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A shooter bent on murder? Hell, we all know Trump wouldn’t even confront Dick Cheney with a gun.

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Trump reportedly wants to appoint his private pilot head of the FAA. So what next? Trying to appoint his daughter as a senior foreign diplomat?

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Trump today on NRA “Sometimes we’re going to have to be very tough & we’re going to have to fight ’em.”
If we really want Trump to take on NRA could someone get them to make a statement saying he’s a lousy President?

The Russian bobsled pilot who wore ‘I don’t do doping’ T-shirt just failed his Olympic doping test.

Adam Rippon says that now Olympic skating is done, said he would “totally” talk with Pence by phone. OK,  VP Pence now that it’s not just a photo op, where’s YOUR profile in courage?

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Canada is having one of their best Winter Olympics ever. Imagine if Team Canada had only done a little better in country’s secondary sports like curling and ice hockey.

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So instead of the usual March Madness pools will this be the year millions of Americans start playing NCAA men’s basketball sanctions bingo?

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If we need any more proof that mental illness can affect people from all walks of life, #JonathanMartin has Harvard-educated parents & is a Stanford graduate.

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If “The 15:17 to Paris” & this week in Parkland taught us nothing else it’s that true courage and heroism isn’t about having a gun in your hands.

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Trump at #CPAC – An armed teacher would have “shot the hell” out of the Florida killer. An armed teacher? Heck, an armed DEPUTY didn’t “shoot the hell” out of the gunman.

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So Cadet Bone Spurs thinks the deputy at Florida high school was a “coward?”.#whythereisnosatire

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Newly introduced bill in Florida would require public schools to display the motto “In God We Trust.” Right, because shootings happen because God doesn’t think we trust Him enough? #WTF?

Important to remember, companies who are breaking off relations with NRA aren’t doing it to be warm and fuzzy….
They are doing it because they know the NRA does not speak for a majority of Americans & they will gain more business than they lose.

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That moment when Trump’s deputy campaign manager Rick Gates has pleaded guilty to conspiracy and it’s not even number one story on the news cycle. #Newabnormal

Mirai Nagusu, US figure skater, who finished 10th after a strong free-skating program: “I smiled in the middle of my program. It is really rare for me but I enjoyed myself & I thought of this as my audition” for Dancing with the Stars.

Beam me up Scotty….

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If the #Olympics has to use shootouts for GOLD MEDAL hockey games, what’s next? MLB deciding extra inning World Series games with home run derbies?

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Justin Trudeau tweeted congratulations to Canadian women’s hockey team last night after they ended up losing the gold medal in a shoot-out.

Trump tweeted congratulations to the US this morning. Wonder who told Donald the USA had a women’s hockey team?

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Amazon is expanding their cashierless Amazon Go stories this year, to at least six locations. But yeah, immigrants are the problem for American workers…..

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Cinemark theaters  banning bags larger than 12″ by 12″ by 6″ in their movie theaters, reportedly for security. Uh, plenty of guns would be no problem. Women’s purses on the other hand….

(But just guessing this is less about weapons than concealed snacks.)

So if we are going to turn teachers into police officers are we going to PAY them like police officers?

Trump talks about coaches “who I guarantee have plenty of experience with guns.” So WTF was going on with his USFL team?

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Trump now saying “I’m thinking about” pulling ICE out of California. Promise?

More Trump on armed teachers – “I want my schools protected just like I want my banks protected.” Because we know armed guards have stopped all bank robberies?

Mueller files new 32-count indictment against Manafort and Gates for tax evasion and bank fraud. Well, that’s how they got Al Capone.

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Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens arrested for felony invasion of privacy over allegedly taking nude picture of his mistress & using it to try to blackmail her. Well, if he has to step down sure Greitens can get job offer at White House.

“Lock her up” chants at CPAC? Next thing you know they’ll be calling for the impeachment of President Hillary Clinton.

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So is all this GOP insanity about armed teachers really part of a bigger plot to get all Americans to home-school their kids?

So who’d a thunk back in 2010 that Lindsey Vonn would be winning longer than her ex-boyfriend?

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Andrew McCutchen hit home run off Madison Bumgarner in his first intra-squad SF Giants AB today. Fortunately Madbum didn’t put him on the DL for it.

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Ending important hockey games with shoot-outs feels like ending @MLB playoff games with Home Run Derbies.

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Cubs catcher Willson Contreras claims he will ignore the new “six visits” to the mound rule, and “If I have to go [out there] again and pay the price for my team I will.”
A future “pass the popcorn” moment?

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So with NCAA denying Louisville’s appeal. does that mean Michigan gets to raise a 2013 men’s basketball Championship banner? #MGoBlue

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Albertsons is buying Rite Aid. They could have gotten a better price but would have to have bought two drugstore chains to get the discount.

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As Jared and Don Jr. make headlines am reminded of those innocent days when the most embarrassing Presidential relative was Billy Carter.

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Pat Robertson, calling for a possible ban on assault weapons as well as bump stocks – “It’s just got to be sensible.”
This might be only time Pat Robertson & “sensible” have appeared in the same sentence.

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RI State Sen. Nicholas Kettle arrested for “video voyeurism & extortion.” He allegedly sent nude pictures of girlfriend, in exchange for some of a friend’s wife. Probably too late for Kettle to join Trump administration so Kelly etc would defend him.

Some in GOP saying #StonemanDouglas high school survivors are too young to understand gun control issues. But in Florida they’re not too young to buy AR-15s.

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Apparently bump stock sales spiked after Las Vegas shooting. So Trump waiting almost 5 months even to say he wants to ban them just gave people time to stock up.

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Waiting for Donald Trump to say that he could sexually assault a woman in the middle of 5th Avenue and not lose any supporters.

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So GOP thinks its funny that #MichaelMoore was duped into attending a rally organized by Russians. What about all the Americans duped into voting for a candidate organized by Russians?

One problem with Winter Olympics is just when we begin to figure out what, for example, a good slalom run looks like, the events are over.

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Of course, to be fair, most Americans are also equally good at normally ignoring college basketball.  Until the brackets are out.

NBC has hired Adam Rippon to work as a correspondent for the remainder of the Olympics. Fabulous!

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So who had the first athlete accused of doping at Winter Games be a …curler?#AlexanderKrushelnitsky,

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West Virginia coach Bob Huggins is upset after his team lost to #13 Kansas – after his Mountaineers got 2 free throws, and the Jayhawks got 35.

So did the refs think one of the Kansas players was the 2nd coming of James Harden?

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As if we didn’t know already, there is NOTHING that Trump won’t try to make all about him. Even the massacre of children.

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Maybe while we raise the legal age to buy guns to 21 we should lower the voting age to 16. #Florida #EmmaGonzalez

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Trump didn’t play golf today to honor victims of school shooting. Better instead of skipping greens he would consider skipping NRA green. $$$$

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From “The Hill ” Trump joked with Officer Michael Leonard, the Coconut Creek, Fla., police officer who apprehended the accused shooter, saying he should be less “modest” about it.
“That was so modest, I would have told it much differently,” Trump joked to Leonard after he acknowledged the arrest. “I would have said without me, they never would have found him.”

Uh, Trump WASN’T joking.

Late Saturday night tweetstorm from @realDonaldTrump – Melania must have locked her door again….

Another morning ranting tweet storm from @realDonaldTrump. Can we only imagine what it would be like if this guy actually drank alcohol?

Canada is kicking US butts in the medal count for this Olympics.  Should we blame Trump?

Canada-Denmark women’s curling match featured a “burned rock” foul.    No joke. But I see great endorsement opportunities…  “Burning rocks?  – There’s a cure for that.”

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Chris Long is now taking Laura Ingraham to task over her comments against Lebron James.  How long until Trump says he wouldn’t want the “loser” Eagles to visit the White House anyway?

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In Florida there is a 3-day waiting period to buy a handgun. There is no waiting period for an AR-15. #NottheOnion

Look, I don’t really care what goes on in someone else’s marriage. But where are all the trolls who said they had no respect for Hillary Clinton because she ignored Bill’s cheating?

Marco Rubio, still pro-gun after the Florida school shooting: “I’m trying to be clear and honest here, someone who has decided to commit this crime, they will find a way to get the gun to do it.”

-So why do we have laws against murder? They don’t stop someone who has decided to kill someone else.

Rick Scott wants FBI Director Wray to resign over the bureau’s handling on tip about Florida killer. While he attacks gun control advocates for politicizing the tragedy.

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FBI now admits someone “close to” Florida gunman called their tipline in January — but “protocols were not followed,” and “no further investigation was conducted at that time.”
In other words, same reaction White House had about Rob Porter.

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19 year-old Parkland killer went to Subway after the shootings to get a soft drink. Well, of course, because he couldn’t legally go to a bar to get a beer.

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How strange has “normal” become when an alleged affair with a Playboy bunny and subsequent cover-up might be the mildest story affecting Donald  Trump today?

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When Stormy Daniels trots out her stained dress, going to be real interesting to see how Trumpsters blame this on Hillary. Or Obama.

Trump press release says Mueller indictments indicate #NoCollusion. Waiting for next release saying there is no gambling in Casablanca.

Trump spent six minutes with shooting victims yesterday. Less time than the killer did in the school.

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