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Smallest of mercies

August 17, 2020

SF Giants lost five run lead in the ninth Friday night and lost, then lost a three run lead in the ninth Saturday night and lost.

Sunday,  Giants figured one way to avoid that heartbreak for their fans by giving up nine runs in the 5th inning.

Now it’s the Reds.  Again, makes you nostalgic for the days when a player testing positive just meant PEDs.

 

As some college athletes, led by Ohio State QB Justin Fields, petition to play football this year, remember “rational part of teen’s brain isn’t fully developed, won’t be until age 25.  Adult & teen brains work differently. Adults think w/ prefrontal cortex-brain’s rational part.”

Although to be fair, a lot of adult brains don’t seem to be working that rationally these days either.

 

 

 

If all these various miracle cures for COVID-19 touted by Trump and his cult of “experts” work why didn’t they give them to Herman Cain?

So in memory of his brother Robert today, do you think Donald Trump observed a moment of silence on the golf course?

A Fox News Host compared a Trump boat parade to the Spanish Armada. How long until OANN tries to top them by comparing the Sturgis bike rally to Custer leading troops to Little Big Horn?

So how many Republicans will turn in to DNC Monday night to watch Michelle Obama give the first draft of Melania Trump’s RNC convention speech?

 

Forget video of Melania her hand away from Donald on Air Force One steps and remember this instead:   Joe Biden talking last week about Jill Biden “I adore her. It’s gonna sound so stupid, I was saying to her other day, when she comes down the steps & I look at her.. my heart still skips a beat.”

 

Not sure, but wonder if this vote by mail issue has given Democrats an issue that REALLY upsets white voters. Including many rural voters and seniors. Not so sure that Trump didn’t blow it on this one. (Not so much voting by mail, but medications, checks, shopping, cards.)

And it’s late August, how long until we start expecting those Christmas catalogs?

But in 2000 maddening how many elected Democrats ran away from Bill Clinton in 2000 over Bill’s being stupid enough to have affair with intern. While in 2020, most elected in  GOP still won’t run away from Trump being stupid enough to get 170,000 people killed, AND ignoring Russian bounties on US troops.

 

Deja vu all over again.

August 16, 2020
SF Giants reporters on Friday had to dig back to 1929 for the last time Giants lost after blowing a five run lead in the 9th inning.
At least they didn’t have to dig far Saturday night to find when SF last lost a three run lead in the 9th inning.

 

If analytics were the most important part of baseball then Astros wouldn’t have needed to cheat to win.

St. Louis Cardinals President pins the team’s COVID-19 outbreak on close quarters and eating together.    Well it’s a good thing there aren’t any overcrowded classrooms and students don’t eat lunch at schools….

Oh please. Now Kevin McCarthy is accusing Oakland born Kamala Harris of being from San Francisco. And McCarthy is from California. Which means he’s probably seen a few Giants-As or 49ers-Raiders games and knows how much SF and Oakland people love being equated with each other.

Just thinking for most of us if we called our brother “our best friend” we’d be at their bedside when they died, not on the golf course or gratuitously attacking a political opponent.

 

Expecting that Joe Biden will  express more human sympathy over the death of Robert Trump than Robert’s brother ever will.

So did Robert Trump die of COVID-19? And if so would they tell us

Well, at least he didn’t say “I like brothers who don’t die.”

Is there anyone’s death who would cause Donald Trump to cancel his golf game?

If Biden weren’t accepting his nomination at close to 11pm Thursday night, Trump would try to schedule his brother’s funeral to coincide Come to think of it, I bet Donald thought about it.

Did not know this but a twitter friend told me former Ohio Governor John Kasich’s dad was a MAIL CARRIER. So yeah, surely Kasich can find time to defend USPS in his Monday night DNC convention speech.

Trump plans to give a speech in Biden’s home town just before Joe Biden makes his acceptance speech at the Democratic convention. Just before Trump gives his acceptance speech, Biden campaign should simply replay the Axios interview. And perhaps “Person, woman, man, camera, TV.”

Don’t forget Donald Trump is a master of distraction. The USPS  is returning the mail boxes. They aren’t returning the mail sorters.

 

Trump says USPS can’t handle an election done largely by mail. Number of Americans who voted TOTAL in 2016 election: About 138 million. Number of paper Christmas cards sent in the US each year – About 2 BILLION!

Pass it on.

Stumbling to the weekend.

August 15, 2020

SF Giants, for first time since 1929, lost a game when they had a five run or greater lead in 9th inning.

I miss having Giants pitchers who could hold a five run lead in the 9th.

I miss times when that blown game would be in the top ten list of things today I cared about.

 

Former Ohio Republican Governor John Kasich says quite simply that the birther allegations against Kamala Harris are “absurd.” Hey, GOP,  see how easy it is?

 

Can we stop talking about “Stanford’s” Dr Scott Atlas? Atlas has a medical background in neuroradiology/MRI, and hasn’t been at Stanford Med Center since 2012. He’s NEVER been an infectious disease specialist, or even an internist.  Atlas is a fellow at Hoover, a conservative think tank on Stanford campus, and Scott is a regular GOP ‘expert’ speaking against Obamacare.  But he tells Donald what he wants to hear.

If Trump says he has to give his RNC acceptance speech at White House to save taxpayer $$$ then WTF is he doing spending another weekend at his Bedminster club when Donald can golf perfectly well at his club near DC?

As Californian for decades I’m used to Pelosi being attacked as “San Francisco Liberal,” even though Nancy honed political skills growing up in Baltimore. Now Biden’s VP pick hails from Oakland, just across bridge from SF, & GOP attacks her as un-American? Stupid. But on brand.

Mike Pence today in an Iowa speech. “The Choice in This Election is Whether America Remains America.” When he’s right, he’s right. Vote for Joe Biden. 

Our  democracy depends on it.

 

Sad thing, if President Hillary Clinton were in charge, we’d probably be living a semi-normal life as they are in Europe. And GOP would probably be attacking her during re-election campaign by saying she caused too much pain during a serious shutdown over COVID-19 “hoax.”

Is it possible that President Biden could appoint TWO US Attorney Generals – just to clean up all Trump administration crimes? Because the job is looking like it could be bigger for any one mere mortal, even a woman.

Let us play?

August 13, 2020

NCAA president Mark Emmert says schools will cancel championship games in 22 fall sports, because not enough teams are participating. The only fall sport saved? FBS football. Because hey, the plan always was a championship ACC team vs an SEC team, or two SEC teams, anyway.

 

Indians’ pitcher Zach Plesak says he’s tired of being portrayed as a bad person for leaving his team hotel, to go out with friends.   Plesak said he & teammate Clevinger were within CDC guidelines when they broke curfew and were never with “more than eight people the entire night.” So Zach’s defense is he wasn’t a villain, he was just stupid?

 

On a can of soup. Servings by container – “About 2.” Calories per serving, 110. Calories per container, 250. Last I remember, even in elementary school “about” is not a math concept.  (Also 2 x 110 is NOT 250.)

AMC is going to open 100 theaters on Aug. 20, and to attract customers, all tickets that day will be 15 cents. A small popcorn and soda, however, will be $25.

 

24th Amendment prohibits both Congress & states from conditioning right to vote in federal elections on payment of a poll tax or other types of tax. Where are some good lawyers who can use this to argue that forcing Americans to pay for ballot postage in pandemic IS a tax?

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell just adjourned the Senate until September without a deal in large part because he claims he didn’t want the Democrats giving Americans $600 not to work.

Can some reporters head to Kentucky or wherever to get daily pictures of Mitch McConnell, who is worth over $22 million, for the next month enjoying his taxpayer funded vacation?

Wonder how many of these Democrats on Twitter who are just furious that one or another of their favorites isn’t scheduled to speak next week plan on actually watching the virtual convention?

 

Trump says now he’s going to give his RNC nomination acceptance speech from the White House lawn, because it’s going to be “hot” at Gettysburg in late August. Uh, Donald wanted to give his speech outdoors on the same day, in Florida?!!!

 

The President of the United States at 1am just retweeted insults about Biden and Harris  that most 12 yr olds would consider childish, from supporter with no profile picture & less than 1000 followers after being on Twitter 8 years. But tell me again how we should be worried about Joe Biden’s cognitive skills?

So if Trump eliminates the Post Office how are people going to be able to send cards to say “Merry Christmas” again?

What’s next, Trump’s going to stop all federal funding for roads because people might drive to polling places?

Murica’s team.

August 13, 2020

Owner Jerry Jones says Dallas Cowboys intend to play all their home games with fans in attendance. New slogan “People are dying to watch the Cowboys.”

 

Clemson coach Dabo Swinney says Big Ten & Pac 12 not playing football won’t “damage” meaning that comes w/ CFB national championship. Well, not like the two conferences are ever likely to get more than 1 team in the playoffs anyway.

Jerry Jones also says the Cowboys won’t reveal their anthem policy but “We’re going to show grace.”

This might be the first time the words “Jones” and “grace” get used in the same sentence.

A baby boy born on an Alaska Airlines flight was named “Sky.” I shudder to think what the poor kid would have been named if he was born on a Spirit Airlines flight.

NY friend pointed out to me- while those on West Coast might watch Rachel Maddow and even Lawrence O’Donnell with a glass of wine before dinner, they’re closer to late-night on the East Coast. Especially for those who have to get up early for work.  Bringing up the question, how are you all calm enough to sleep after those shows?

So a GOP talking point about Kamala Harris is that she apparently has one distant ancestor that was a slaveowner. Guessing Republicans haven’t read much history. May I suggest starting with the story of Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings?

Can one of Joe Biden’s first Executive Orders be to make the Postmaster General an office requiring Senate confirmation?

Amy Klobuchar coined a nickname for Trump henchman and current postmaster general Louis DeJoy   – #NoJoy.    I think it should stick.

So in same hour Trump says he will not back $25 billion request from Democrats for Post Office. Then says ‘The Democrats are sabotaging Post Office because they’re not approving the $25 billion that was requested.’

Forget #25thAmendmentNow

More like 25th Amendment yesterday.

So the latest GOP attack is comparing Kamala Harris to Marge Simpson? Uh, right about now Marge Simpson could beat Trump in landslide. Heck, Bart Simpson could beat Trump in a landslide.

 

Sigh. Been tweeting enough about Trump now I’m getting Twitter ads for the “Walk to End Alzheimers.”

I suppose it would have been childish if Joe Biden and Kamala Harris had entered their first joint event by walking up a ramp together and then both drinking a glass of water with one hand.

Watching Joe Biden and Kamala Harris speak and then watching some of Trump’s speech is like going from high-speed internet back to the days of 1990s dial-up.

Options?

August 12, 2020

Nebraska coach Scott Frost, not happy with Big Ten deciding to cancel football, says the school is “prepared to look at any and all options,” including playing outside Big Ten. As an anonymous friend used to say “That N on their caps stands for Knowledge.”

 

(and of course one option – going to class?)

Not that it matters in grand scheme of things but thinking right about now NBA would love to figure out a way for some Western Conference bubble team playing good basketball to take the place of the 0-5 Orlando Magic.

 

Tampa Bay Lightning won NHL playoff  game tonight against Columbus Blue Jackets in six hours and five overtimes.

In non-hockey terms, that’s almost as long as most Sunday night baseball Yankees-Red Sox games.

Guess no one told Trump that for many women “nasty” is the highest compliment he can pay.

 

If Trump is really worried about voting by mail, part of Klobuchar-Wyden NDEBA act is money for EARLY voting. Why not agree to that? More days for people to vote in person reduces time in lines & health risks? It’s not like Donald doesn’t want people to vote at all, right?

 

The US has the best testing in the world, if you are a professional athlete or work in the Trump White House. The rest of us are  screwed.

So what time this Friday night might Trump fire Mike Pence?

Will say, if Joe Biden did pick his VP over the weekend then he has already proved he can run a much more leak-proof team than Donald Trump ever could.

While Trump focused on insulting the Biden-Harris ticket: “Coronavirus-related deaths in the United States topped 1,300 on Tuesday, with Florida and Georgia recording their highest single-day death tolls since the start of the pandemic….”

 

Here’s suggestion for any Democrat and/or progressive not thrilled w Biden Harris 2020.

 Get involved in state & local elections. Heck, consider someday RUNNING in state & local elections. But right now in Nov. it’s not Democrats at stake, it’s our democracy at stake. #TeamJoe

 

Sarah Palin actually offered congratulations to Kamala Harris for being chosen as Joe Biden’s running mate. Give Donald Trump credit. Who’d a thunk anyone could make Palin look like a statesman, or rather, stateswoman, by comparison?

Kicked off?

August 11, 2020

Trump’s saying the college football season shouldn’t be canceled. Please. Donald cares as much about the well being of college athletes as Gym Jordan.

 

One reason they may cancel college football this year.   “Myocarditis, inflammation of heart muscle, found in at least 5 Big Ten Conference athletes & among several other athletes in other conferences…

Another reason Trump pushing for sports to go ahead: You don’t fear myocarditis if you don’t have a heart.

 

Well, at least Jim Harbaugh and Michigan won’t lose again to Ohio State this year.

Can we start calling them the San Francisco Giantes?  Because you really can’t refer to this team without an E?  (20 something errors in 18 games.)

 

Marc Ragovin  So 7-inning doubleheaders, eh? Well as Ernie Banks said, “It’s a great day for a ballgame, let’s play 1.5555.”

Ted Cruz whines about a “magic money tree” of giving people unemployment benefits.

I’ve clearly missed all his angry tweets about taxpayer money we’re spending during pandemic for vanity rallies & golf trips (& all the COVID testing) for Donald Trump when everyone else is doing virtual events & canceling vacations.

A friend tells me that August 11 is “National Presidential Joke Day.” Thinking every day since January 20, 2017 has been National Presidential Joke Day.

So if Trump gives his acceptance speech at Gettysburg assume he will do it in front of the Robert E. Lee statue there?

Trump did briefly leave his White House podium today, allegedly over a police involved shooting a couple blocks away.  Or was it something truly terrifying,  like someone warning Donald a woman was going to ask him a hard question?

So Trump says he’s issuing an Executive Order saying Pre-existing Conditions must be covered. When is Donald going to issue an Executive Order saying Thanksgiving must be the fourth Thursday in November?

Trump’s wastalking about his middle class tax cut again… that he’ll unveil “in a few weeks.” Along with his beautiful healthcare plan?

How long until Trump says anyone who votes Democratic is meddling in the election?

Rachel Maddow Monday tonight – Leaders with authoritarian desires tend to get re-elected because they improperly use power of their govt to hold onto power.

Vote not just because it’s most important election of our lifetimes. Vote because it might be the LAST election of our lifetimes #TeamJoe.

Bubbly.

August 10, 2020

I love Hunter Pence. Period.

 

Teams in NBA bubble are guaranteed to play at least eight games before going home.

At this rate they may all play more games than the St. Louis Cardinals.

Cleveland Indians just sent home one of their best 2020 pitchers. Zach Plesac, 1.29 ERA in 21 innings pitched, reportedly violated team rules by leaving team hotel and going out Saturday night w/ friends in Chicago. Even Nuke Laloosh would think that was stupid.

If you’re looking for an NBA bubble team to root for: Gregg Popovich, without being asked, spent about three minutes before today’s game reflecting on Sunday being the sixth anniversary of the death of Michael Brown. 

Really cool Trevor Lawrence wants to play in 2020.

Personally, I became bigger Andrew Luck fan when he returned to Stanford for senior year as probable 1st round draft pick. But injuries aren’t COVID. And it’s not a myth that prefrontal cortex (rational part of brain) doesn’t develop until 25.

Chuck Todd is the Chuck Todd of Chuck Todds.

 

Trump thinks Post Office couldn’t handle everyone mailing in a ballot.

Shouldn’t he have done something in his first year so everyone could mail cards saying “Merry Christmas” again?

 

If some of these anti-mask COVIDiots were in London during the Blitz, they’d be insisting that staying at home in the dark was more dangerous to their physical and mental health than being bombed by the Luftwaffe.

So as Trump proves how much he loves God, Donald was in church Sunday  while Joe Biden golfed. Oh, wait, never mind. To quote Willy Wonka “Strike that, reverse it.”

As Trump says states must pay 25% of $400 a week federal unemployment benefits how long until Donald says he will waive that 25% for states like Florida and Ohio?

Going to keep saying this. As much as Trump loves to brag about numbers, if he REALLY thought most Americans approved of him, Donald would be demanding ballots be sent to every household in country so he could claim the bigliest win ever.

Over his head.

August 9, 2020

Have always liked Hunter Pence and today will give him extra credit – watching him  completely lose track of that fly ball when Cueto had a no-hitter reminded me of what it was like to scream at the television for something nonpolitical.

St. Louis Cardinals have now had ANOTHER game postponed against Pittsburgh Pirates, and have not played since July 29.

Give MLB credit for being careful on this one, as the Pirates, with a 3-12 record, and trailing only the SF Giants for errors  – with 15 in 15 games., have pretty much demonstrated they can’t catch anything.

 

So how long until Jerry Falwell, Jr. becomes a special assistant to the Trump administration?

Maureen Dowd today, taking how it had been 36 years since a man and woman ran together on a Presidential ticket – think Maureen  just failed her cognitive test.

 

Anyone else finding that social distancing not only means not seeing our friends but also losing touch with our better angels?

Draining money from FEMA at the beginning of hurricane season seems like a good way to win voters in Florida… WTF?

Karl Marx was trending on Twitter and I’d guess that Trump accused Biden of being like Marx. But pretty sure the only Marx Donald ever could think of was Groucho.

“I have certainly met much more discrimination in terms of being a woman than being black, in the field of politics.” This 1972 quote is from a woman who ought to have known – Congresswoman Shirley Chisholm.

 

Have to wonder if all this Executive Order BS is just to distract from the fact USA will officially hit 5 million COVID-19 cases this weekend.

 

Watching our would be “Dictator-in-chief” at today’s Press Conference thinking maybe Democrats have the message a bit wrong. It’s not just “Vote because this is the most important election of our lives.” It’s “Vote because this might be the LAST election of our lives.”

When Trump gets called out by a woman reporter on “Veteran’s Choice” being a “false statement,” he immediately cuts off the Press Conference. So triggered. So sad.

Just once, could White House Press Corp send an all-women team to one of Trump’s vanity rallies disguised as a Press Conference. Donald would waddle out of the room in record time.

Passing it on

August 8, 2020

As Cardinals Cubs game  is postponed over another Cardinal player testing positive, St Louis manager said earlier this week they believe virus came to the team from someone asymptomatic. And Missouri STILL doesn’t have a mask mandate.

Okay, you KNOW you’re losing track of time with the pandemic when you go online to see how San Antonio Spurs  game Friday in NBA bubble was going and discovered they already won… you didn’t realize the schedule  game time was EASTERN. 

Wharton is trending and the school is like “Don’t blame us, Donald cheated his way in and he didn’t even go to our business school.”

 

August 8, 1974, Nixon resigned in a televised press conference that drew over 100 million viewers. Can we dare Donald Trump to beat those ratings.

Just occurred to me, every April 15, and every Christmas, the USPS deals with a drastic increase in business. Especially in December.  And they cope just fine. #VotebyMail works.

Everyone insisting VP will really be the President because Joe will be 78 this November…. I missed them saying since Mitch McConnell, who’s already 78, really has Majority Whip John Thune running the Senate.

White House says Trump and Putin have officially talked eight times already 2020. But how many bed time chats? “You hang up.” “No you hang up.”

Back in 2016, then VP Joe Biden spoke to California Democratic. volunteers & activists at San Jose Convention . All of us not only needed badges, but tight security checks, as in a 90 minute line, just to enter the hall.  (side note, Joe’sspeech wasn’t worth it.)

And tonight in midst of pandemic Bedminster golf club members w/ wine and children in hand just wandered into Trump Press Conference?

But since Donald Trump had no problem giving a long rambling speech in his Bedminster Country Club should be a no brainer to have his RNC convention speech there too, right?

Wait today, Trump says Joe Biden is a puppet. “Just a puppet.” But yesterday Donald said Biden is going to “hurt God.” This is SO confusing.

 

So what’s scarier as Trump says he’ll issue an executive order to make insurers cover pre-existing conditions — that he thinks his supporters have forgotten that’s part of Obamacare. Or that Donald himself has forgotten that’s part of Obamacare?

Altitude Attitude

August 7, 2020

 

If MLB season ends up being shut down, couldn’t it have been before SF Giants had to go to Coors Field?

If you claim you’re Never Trump and you’re not voting for Joe Biden then you don’t understand what Never means.

Ohio Governor Mike DeWine tested positive for COVID-19 before he was scheduled to meet Donald Trump on the tarmac today in Cleveland.  A later test today, however, came back negative.  Glad he’s okay, but thinking no one would blame DeWine if he faked a positive result to get out of meeting Trump.

 

Trump fundraising email. “If Sleepy Joe Biden is elected, he would not only undo the entire MAGA agenda that President Trump has implemented.” Promise?!! #WeCanSleepAtNightJoe

“Thighland?” It’s enough to make you really really hope someone asks Donald Trump about GOP Governor Charlie Baker and his state of Massachusetts.

Really amazed that as much as Trump professes to hate China that he didn’t refer to Thighwan.

In his next speech will Trump mention In-Toe-Nesia?

 

 

If Donald Trump hadn’t already lost much of the 18-34 demographic, apparently by banning Tik Tok in 45 days,  his executive order going after their parent company Tencent also apparently put much of the gaming industry on the same list.

I know there’s saving democracy and all that but ok Team Joe, . how long to get the ad up? “Vote for Joe Biden and you can still play “League of Legends” and “Fortnite.”

 

PSA for anyone with gun owning friends and family members.  The NY Attorney General’s decision to to seek the NRA’s dissolution had nothing to do with guns and everything to do with corruption and fraud.

If we had a Blue Senate they would not be going home for the weekend without a coronavirus stimulus deal. Of course, if we had a Blue Senate they would have passed a good bill over a week ago.

 

Must admit some part of me hopes Joe Biden picks for his running mate a woman none of these know-it-all pundits has in the top four-five…. just to ruin their credibility next time.

Best behavior?

August 5, 2020

Eight UCLA football players tested positive for COVID-19 in early July have now completed quarantine.

Just keep thinking how every year before the very biggest bowls some young men do something stupid and get themselves suspended before the game. So of course no reason to think any of these student-athletes will be reckless in 2020.

SF Giants were ahead 4-2 going into the 7th today at Coors Field So why did it feel when they hung on to win 4-3 that it was a  miracle comeback win?

 

Lebron James after Trump said said he stops watching when athletes kneel “I really don’t think the basketball community are sad about losing his viewership, him viewing the game.” There are times it is very hard to root against King James.

 

Alabama Sen. Candidate and former college football coach  Tommy Tuberville-$600 a week is “way too much. We’re having people just sit out not working because they’re (paid) more sitting around.”

After 5-7 record coaching at Auburn in 2008, school told him to resign & paid Tuberville $5 MILLION not to work in 2009.

At least  EIGHT Democratic fundraising polls today, asking who I think should be VP…. This is beginning to feel like a political version of “The Bachelor”

 

After Louie Gohmert tested positive last week, Illinois Rep. Rodney Davis says he has been wearing a mask & told others in GOP “Don’t be stupid & become the news story of the day.” Now Davis has COVID-19.
So which Republican was stupid and made Davis the story of the day.
Former Deputy Ambassador to the UK Lewis Lukens on Maddow confirms NY Times story about Trump asking British government to move British Open to his Turnberry resort.
Hope Lukens stays away from windows.

After listening to Lewis Lukens tonight on Maddow talk about owner Woody Johnson, Jets  fans have to long for the days when their team was only an embarrassment ON the field.

Andrea Mitchell to Nancy Pelosi “Joe Biden is not going to Milwaukee. How much does this damage the campaign?” Is Andrea trying to become the new Chuck Todd?

The same President who wants to spend $1.75 BILLION to renovate FBI building so his hotel doesn’t face competition, expects us to believe he wants to do his nomination acceptance speech from White House to save money?

If Trump wants to give his nomination acceptance speech somewhere Secret Service is comfortable and experienced guarding him, why doesn’t he give the speech from one of his golf courses?

Serious snark this time.  Watch & listen to Trump carefully at “Covid” briefings. Today he twice referred to “His wife,” in talking about Kanye West, before finally saying “Kim, Kim Kardashian.”
And in talking about Beirut he three times referred to “that country,” NEVER “Lebanon.”
Donald is struggling to remember words.

 

Results

August 5, 2020
How life on the East Coast has changed for baseball fans.
They used to go to bed at night and then wake up and first look at the West Coast scores.
Now they wake up and first look to see which other teams might have had players test positive.

Even in a regular year I sometimes think should just forfeit all games at Coors Field against Rockies & save wear and tear on players. So far seeming even more true in a pandemic.

There was a delay  today caused by a drone flying overhead at Target Field. Anyone checked to see if Houston Astros are scheduled to play the Minnesota Twins soon?

Apparently two weeks into filming “The Bachelorette” Clare Crawley informed producers she had fallen in love and wanted to quit the show. How much am I nostalgic for when that would have been the biggest story of the day on social media.

Florida reports fewer than 5,000 coronavirus cases Monday. Uh, Florida testing centers were closed since last Thursday due to the hurricane. Suppressing COVID-19 numbers like they’re votes….

Anderson Cooper on Trump today. “Have you ever heard someone whine as much as this man?’ Anderson has a 3 month old son, he is an expert on crying babies.

Juan Williams on Fox News said there is no difference in absentee ballots and mail in ballots. And he’s being absolutely roasted for it online by MAGAs & other trolls. And we still wonder how some Americans could be stupid as to still support Trump.

There are 53 GOP Senators. And not ONE of them after that AXIOS interview can come forward and say that the Emperor is naked except for a red hat?

Trump saying Tuesday that Florida is so well run is in itself reason for 25th Amendment.

Listening to Trump stumble over words makes me wonder if one reason he still touts hydroxychloroquine is that he learned how to pronounce it.

As Trump claims he will work on evictions can some reporter please find out how many tenants Jared Kushner and other Donald cronies are evicting?

It appears as if Jerry Sheridan by several hundred votes has won the Maricopa County Sheriff GOP Primary.

I know nothing about Sheridan.

But the fact Joe Arpaio made it close?
What’s next, David Duke running in Louisiana on a MAGA ticket.

Person Woman Man Camera TV” isn’t enough to pass a cognitive test. But “It is what it is” is enough to fail a decency test.

Money pitch

August 4, 2020

TOPPS often does special 24 hour only runs of commemorative baseball cards.  A card of Dr. Anthony Fauci’s opening day first pitch sold 51,512 copies, a new record.

Now cards are selling on EBay for over $100 each. Don’t tell Donald Trump, this will really make him jealous.

Raiders are going to play all games this year without fans in the stands.  Well,  considering the recent upstick in cases in Las Vegas,  wonder what happens if they decide they need a safer place to play, like the SF Bay Area?

Thinking the NY Yankees  are going to be really upset when MLB season is shut down.

Reports now that some of St. Louis Cardinals went to a casino before COVID-19 outbreak.  Jeez, Pete Rose only bet on baseball games, he wasn’t betting his life.

If Trump’s approval rating is so great why is he worried about the election?

Since Trump didn’t want to send ventilators and PPE to blue states, what makes anyone think he’d send blue states a COVID-19 vaccine?

Reminder….Florida COVID-19 testing centers have been shut down since last THURSDAY due to the hurricane. They reopen mostly tomorrow. So that small drop in cases Trump was praising his mini-me Governor Ron DeSantis for on Monday….

Wonder if Ivanka told her father to bring an upside down Bible to that Axios interview?

Jonathan Swan is Australian. So when is Trump going to try to have him deported? #AxiosOnHBO

Trump literally tonight said cases were going down in Florida. COVID-19 testing in Florida has been largely shut down for FIVE Days with Isaias. Cases in the White House would go down if they stopped testing too.

So wait, if you don’t test you don’t have a problem, why did Donald Trump submit to a cognitive test?

Trump is still upset that John Lewis didn’t come to his inauguration.
Can someone ask Donald if he will come to Joe Biden’s inauguration?
RIP John Hume, 83 who helped craft the Good Friday agreement in Northern Ireland, which made him co-recipient of the 1998 Nobel Peace Prize. Joe Biden gave him a lovely tribute on Twitter. Think Trump would have had any idea who Hume wa
“SHUT YOUR MOUTH” is trending on Twitter and we’re all so used to Trump’s hateful misogyny I’m sure I’m not the only one who figured he had said that to a woman reporter.

Spurred on.

August 3, 2020

Full statement at the bottom of this post, but a reporter asked San Antonio Spurs coach Gregg Popovich if Marco Belinelli was playing against the Grizzlies. His response… “I’ll answer that in a minute, but first I want to make a little statement here.”

 

 

Thanks to Gregg Popovich for his inspiring pregame words. And thanks, I guess,  to the Spurs for blowing multiple double digit leads to win with two free throws with a second left.  Made for a few minutes of getting worked up about something other than politics. 

At one point today, the NY Mets worried fans by issuing a  statement saying they had been unable to contact Yoenis Cespedes, “or ascertain his whereabouts.”  When he didn’t show up for game, Mets sent security to his room which was empty.  His agent apparently told team mid-game Cespedes was opting out of season due to COVID worries..

This whole episode is SO Mets.

 

 

What time Monday will Trump claim it was “Fake News” that he was going to release a health plan?

 

This wasn’t an offhand casual comment that could be misinterpreted. Trump on July 19 with Chris Wallace. “We’re signing a health-care plan within two weeks, a full and complete health-care plan.” So once again the question – evil, or dementia?

 

Trump reportedly wants Microsoft to buy TikTok in the US within 45 days, Seriously? Does anyone think in September that Trump will remember what he said 45 days ago?

A Michigan state senator who’s been attacking Gretchen Whitmer since March over her efforts to keep state safe has himself now tested positive for COVID-19. 

Mean b*tch karma is patient. And it appears she’s a fan of “That woman from Michigan.”

Mnuchin complains about people getting a six hundred dollar a week unemployment payment. Per Forbes, Mnuchin and his wife own at least six HOMES.

For all those saying GOP will use lies about Benghazi and four Americans killed there about Susan Rice if she’s Biden’s running mate – thinking those lies will have a lot less traction since current VP is complicit in the death of over 150,000 Americans.

 

“Do I think every single one of these women have ambition, yes. You wouldn’t want a VP who doesn’t have ambition. We need MORE women w/ ambition running for office.”

Amy Klobuchar, asked on MSNBC about women on Biden’s VP list.  (And yes, still think she should have still been his choice.)
And finally, here’s the whole Pop statement below.
https://twitter.com/JMcDonald_SAEN/status/1289999158661853186
or here
https://sports.yahoo.com/san-antonio-spurs-gregg-popovich-powerful-statement-racial-justice-marco-belinelli-214139519.html

It’s not my buck.

August 2, 2020

Commissioner Rob Manfred on MLB season: “The players need to be better, but I am not a quitter in general and there is no reason to quit now.” With this sort of acceptance of responsibility when is Manfred announcing he is a Republican running for office?

I’m so old I remember the days that positive tests meant PEDs.

Clippers were up over 40 points on Pelicans late in third quarter. Since we’re in weird pandemic bubble trying to reduce risk anyway, why not institute a temporary NBA mercy rule?

The Maryland county where Barron Trump attends school has ordered private schools to stay closed until October. So when is Donald going to issue an executive order for his son’s school to reopen?

Does Donald Trump realize that if teenagers don’t have Tik Tok they will have more time to volunteer for election related activities and GOTV?

PSA: In many states, you only need to be 16 to be a poll worker. In many other states you can be 17. Just in case anyone knows any teenagers who want to make it easier to elect a President who isn’t triggered by social media.

GOP is barring media barred from their convention and Trump will apparently thank delegates in a private closed-to-press event. Considering how low Donald goes in public, just how nasty will be when he thinks no one is watching?

From the late, great, Shirley Chisholm in remark to Congress  “Truth is that in the political world I have been far oftener discriminated against because I am a woman than because I am black. Prejudice against blacks is becoming unacceptable… Prejudice against women is still acceptable.”

 

Not my first rodeo. Or primary. But to me, you don’t need to have given your heart to Democratic candidate to call yourself a Democrat. It’s when your heart feels broken & you still give yourself to chosen candidates you can REALLY call yourself a Democrat.

Win and go home?

August 1, 2020

As major league baseball season hangs by a thread, don’t look now, but SF Giants are back at .500.  Of course, they would have been at .500 had the season been canceled.

San Antonio Spurs, under Gregg Popovich, (who might be the most “woke” coach in sports) have been in playoffs 22 years straight, longest active streak in any major US sports league.  And the streak will probably come to an end this year.  This doesn’t matter during pandemic when our democracy is at stake. But OK, irrationally glad they won.

Rockets 153,  Mavericks 149.   In Overtime.  But actually the score was tied 139-139 after Regulation.  So did both teams leave their defense outside the NBA bubble?

 

Dana Milbank in Washington Post says Susan Rice should not be Joe Biden’s running mate and then VP because last year Rice concurred on a podcast about Lindsey Graham “He’s been a piece of s—t. I said it. I said it, finally, dammit. He’s a piece of s—.” She smiled at the camera.”

Actually makes me like Rice more

Florida has closed ALL their COVID-19 testing sites until Tuesday because of the approach of Hurricane Isaias. But Trump still did fundraising trip Friday in Tampa. Wonder who convinced Donald he had to cancel Doral fundraiser in Miami Saturday.

Maybe Jim Jordan thinks COVID-19 is like sexual assault of college athletes. If he just ignores it, the problem will go away? 

If Tik Tok kids hadn’t duped Trump’s campaign with all those fake ticket orders, how many more people might have died as a result from Tulsa rally?

Can the Pulitzer Prize committee come up with a special category for Sarah Cooper?

All the insults from all the comics on social media, and the first one who triggers Trump enough to try to ban an entire social network service is Sarah Cooper. Women get sh*t done!

Trump says he’s going to ban TikTok by executive order. So congratulations Sarah Cooper, as far as making Donald take action you are officially more powerful in the US than Vladimir Putin.

Darn, Sarah Cooper was born in Jamaica. Otherwise since she triggers Trump enough to ban an entire social networking service over her, I’d encourage Joe Biden to add Sarah to his VP short list.

Can’t wait to see Donald Trump’s reaction when he realizes that even a temporary ban on Tik Tok doesn’t mean canceling Sarah Cooper.

Trump says “We beat Obama 4 years ago.”

Uh, a PERSON who can’t remember he ran against a WOMAN not a MAN with debates on CAMERA shown on TV has failed a cognitive test.

Boys of summer?

July 31, 2020

 

Today, July 31 WOULD have been MLB trade deadline.

For all we fret about Joe Biden’s running mate choice, as Trump talked about changing the election date, pretty darn sure that if we could vote July 31, a majority of Americans would vote for Joe and a “VP to be named later.”

MLB investigating what happened with Marlins – “Something happened massively disruptive to process that is not going on anywhere else.” I’m sure spending few days in hotel in Atlanta, where Governor was SUING mayor against her mask mandate had nothing to do with it. #Sarcasm

NBA restart Thursday night after over four and a half months off.  Wonder how long it will take for the first player to take a “rest day?”

 

Although such a trivial point, but as a fellow Stanford grad, how incredibly cool would it be if Joe Biden picks Susan Rice as his running mate and we get to hear Free’s “All Right Now” on the campaign trail.” 
Guessing Alan Dershowitz isn’t going to be invited back to Martha’s Vineyard anytime soon.

FoxNews website notes Trump honored Herman Cain, “unfortunately, he passed away from a thing called the China virus.” With all media coverage of John Lewis’s last public appearance at #BLM plaza in DC, guess Fox just forgot to say Cain’s last public appearance was Donald’s Tulsa Rally.
So where are all the pundits who last week were telling us how Donald Trump had changed to a more somber tone?
Twitter permanently suspended the account of former KKK grand wizard David Duke. Which I assume makes Trump happy. Duke was probably about to tweet Donald more messages of support.
So if Amy Klobuchar and Ron Wyden rename their NDEBA bill the “Trump Absentee Voting Bill” think GOP and Mitch McConnell might get behind it?
If Democrats controlled Senate, they would not have adjourned for weekend leaving millions without coronavirus stimulus jobless benefit. If Hillary Clinton had won we probably wouldn’t NEED coronavirus stimulus jobless benefit. #VoteBlue as if our lives depend on it. They do.
Trump is trying to do with tweets what Umbrella Man did in Minneapolis.

Not a joke. A few minutes before President Obama started be speaking at John Lewis’s funeral,  Donald Trump “spontaneously” called the Press Pool together. What a pathetic, sad little man we have in the White House.

When Joe Biden is elected President can he get Barack Obama to give a speech to the country once a month? Asking for a country needing balm for our souls.

Watered down

July 30, 2020

Mike Yastrzemski with walk-off splash hit for SF Giants to bring team back to .500.  Yeah, this might be high water mark of Giants season. And season may not last much longer. But for a moment, it was nice to “stick to sports.

Entire Rutgers football team in quarantine after 15 players tested positive for COVID-19.  And apparently the outbreak has been linked to some of those players attending a party.  Well, this should do wonders for the “dumb jock” stereotype.

NOT a Dodgers fan but MLB suspending LA pitcher Joe Kelly 8 games for throwing behind batters and making a face, while not suspending anyone on the Astros for stealing signs, is enough, ALMOST, to make me miss Bud Selig.

 

 

Just my guess, two thoughts for all those trying to figure why controversy has gotten so insane as we approach Biden’s VP pick. 1. Joe is 78. 2. When Hillary ran in 2016 we all had other things to do during the summer.

All these COVIDiots saying they only went to one party or crowded event are like people who say they played safely because they only tried one round of Russian Roulette.

Even after his colleague Louie Gohmert tested positive, Jim Jordan STILL isn’t wearing a mask. Gym Jordan is ignoring COVID-19 so much you’d think the disease was a sexual abuser.

So will Trump insist Gohmert only be treated with hydroxychloroquine and bleach?

How many Republicans in Congress who have refused to wear a mask but WEREN’T scheduled to fly on Air Force One today might also be COVID-19 positive and are still potentially infecting their colleagues?

Meanwhile, Wednesday night, Nancy Pelosi has MANDATED masks on the House Floor.
Moms know how to deal with whiny children acting out.
Thank you, Speaker Pelosi.

Fixed the headline for them -“Man living rent-free in public housing tells voters in suburbs they will ‘no longer be bothered’ by low-income housing.”

Can anyone imagine if Obama were President & story emerged ANY country had bounties on our troops & Barack’s excuse was “it didn’t reach my desk.” Not that it would have happened. 1. Obama would have read briefing. 2. Susan Rice would have kicked his a** had he missed it.

Minneapolis police now believe “Umbrella Man,” who smashed windows in the city on May 27, is a White Supremacist who was TRYING to incite race riots and violence. Why (seriously)  has that possibility never been raised about now former Officer Chauvin?

 

Reminded by DNC Chair Tom Perez about a speech given by the late GOP activist Paul Weyrich on “goo-goo syndrome”- (goo-goo meaning “good government”) back in 1980- “They want everybody to vote. I don’t want everybody to vote. As a matter of fact, our leverage in elections quite candidly goes up as voting populace goes down.”

Not a good count.

July 29, 2020

17 players and staff with Marlins now tested positive.

 

Who knew letting MLB team play in one of the worst hotspots, Miami, in a state, Florida,  with one of the worst COVID outbreaks, AND a science-denying governor might cause problems?
As Marlins game are postponed until Sunday, wonder how long it is before other players across MLB decide it’s not “Win or Go Home” but “Win AND Go Home.”

Before their games were postponed the Washington Nationals had voted against playing the Marlins in Miami. These are healthy young men w/ top testing & medical care available to them. But sure, let’s open Florida schools.

Marc Ragovin “Most feared hitter in baseball today: Willie McCovid.”

 

How much stock do Trump and his friends and family have in Kodak? Asking for a country of taxpayers.

So wonder how many younger Americans know Kodak made film. How many could tell you what “Kodachrome” is other than a Paul Simon song?

 

The President who doesn’t like anybody is complaining that nobody likes him. Irony, your regular table is ready.

When some wonder how Trump voters can possibly still support him, take look at Fox News site…. Phrases you won’t see “Wall of Moms”, “Wall of Vets”, “kidnapping”, “unmarked cars.” Phrases you will see ‘Mob violence”, dangerous rioting”, “destructive demonstrations…”

$2 BILLION for F-35s. But GOP says can’t afford to mail absentee ballots to Americans, and the cost for postage for voters to mail them back?

Does ANYONE believe Barr doesn’t read Trump’s tweets?

And reminder,  during his confirmation hearing  that Amy Klobuchar asked Bill Barr “There have been times…when personal interests of the president do not align with interests of the country. In those critical moments, is the attorney general the people’s lawyer or the president’s lawyer?”

Mary Trump’s book sold 1.35 million copies in first week. And unlike Don Jr’s book with the RNC, the DNC didn’t need to buy any of them.  Heck, many DNC members are probably still on a waitlist for their personal copies.

Kaitlin Collins presses Trump on him retweeting and praising a crazy doctor who talks about alien DNA and Donald melts down and ends the press conference.

So to sum up.

PERSON who’s a WOMAN asks  MAN baby a question on CAMERA and he leaves TV.

 

Yes,  if Biden picks Rice we’ll hear about Benghazi. But as someone who still feels Amy Klobuchar was unfairly treated over her prosecutor past, if it’s Demings or Harris we’re going to hear about every potential problematic case either of them EVER might have been connected with.