Archive for October 2018

RIP Stretch

October 31, 2018

I was a Tigers fan growing up but impossible not to recognize the greatness of Willie McCovey.
At least he got to see the Dodgers lose one more World Series.

 

Maybe tomorrow in baseball heaven the ball will be at least a single.

 

mccovey

1-6 Raiders against 1-7 49er tomorrow night on TNF. Was someone at NFL prescient when they scheduled it for “Day of the Dead?”

Los Angeles Lakers hung on for a 114-113 win tonight.  Well, Lebron and company may not make the playoffs, but they at least have as many wins as the Cleveland Browns.

 

 

Forget the anthem issue. Wonder if Colin Kaepernick STILL thinks voting doesn’t matter?

Now Georgia Secretary of State Brian Kemp has backed out of last governor’s debate against Stacey Abrams on Sunday. Guess he’s too busy trying to disenfranchise more voters?

Is today a good day to point out that Don Jr, Eric and Ivanka were all born before their mother was a US citizen?

 

Trump says getting rid of 14th amendment should be no different than Obama’s DACA executive order.
Uh, does Donald forget how much he criticized the DACA order and has been trying to overturn it?

Op-ed today in Washington Post called Trump’s plan to end birthright citizenship “unconstitutional.” Not surprising. Except it this was written by George Conway – Kellyanne’s husband. And you think your family Thanksgiving might be awkward?

 

Maybe Donald Trump is really sending troops to Texas so he can claim to his followers that he actually WILL visit a war zone.

Apparently right-wing groups want to “help” protect the border and U.S. Border Patrol is warning Texas landowners that it expects “possible armed civilians” to come onto their property.
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

Am thinking if you have even slightly tanned or dark skin and you’re planning a fall vacation, might be a good idea to avoid the American Southwest.

 

Guessing my readers don’t need the reminder, but pass it on: If you’re outraged and don’t vote YOU are complicit.

Bad boys

October 30, 2018

Browns fired Hue Jackson and hired the Saints coach suspended for Bountygate. Now NY Giants back-up QB Kyle Lauletta was arrested this morning while driving to practice, He reportedly failed to obey a police officer’s directions and almost struck the cop with his car.
Your move, 49ers and Raiders. #Howlowcanyougo

 

 

Maryland has reinstated football coach DJ Durkin, who’s been on paid leave after the June death of a player from heatstroke from a workout.
The Terrapins are 3-2, 3rd in the Big Ten East. So they’re selling their souls, not for a National Championship, but the chance to compete in the Redbox Bowl?.

Rutgers dismissed Izaia Bullock from football program after the linebacker was charged with 2 counts of 1st degree attempted murder AND conspiracy to commit murder.
Suppose Bullock still has an NFL shot someday -, at least he didn’t kneel for the anthem.

Now 49ers QB C.J. Beathard has an injured right wrist and may not play Thursday.
So has anyone looked to see if on his way out Colin Kaepernick buried a voodoo doll in the locker room?

White House official said Trump’s going with Melania, Jared and Ivanka to Pittsburgh will be an “understated” visit to be respectful to the community’s wishes.
Uh, if he were respectful to the community’s wishes, Trump would have stayed home.

Sarah Sanders’s claim today “President extended a bipartisan invitation to Congressional Leadership to travel with him to Pennsylvania. Understandably, the members had prior commitments or wanted to show their respect in a private way.”

McConnell, Ryan, Schumer and Pelosi were all invited, but declined. Translation, even 4 deeply divided members of Congress  DID honor the city’s wishes

On day he’s flying to Pittsburgh in theory to help unify country after a terrorist hate crime, Trump tweets to attack Democratic Ohio Gov. candidate Richard Cordray as a “clone of Pocahontas….”

Can Jason Wohl share a cell with Martin Shkreli? Asking for a friend named Karma.

 

This “Surefire Intelligence” phone number ringing to Jacob Wohl’s mom’s voice mail is the craziest criminal twist involving a mother since “Psycho.”

That reputed toilet paper stuck to Donald Trump’s shoe earlier this month? Now we know it was DEFINITELY a piece of the constitution. #14thAmendment

Amazing how many Trump supporters who dismiss the 14th Amendment would fight to the death to defend the 2nd.

It will likely be at least mid-December at the earliest before migrant caravan reaches the US. If we do have another hurricane or natural disaster this year & troop response is delayed because they’re waiting at the border – will Donald Trump take the “credit?

Donald Trump wants Stormy Daniels to pay him $341,559.50 over her failed defamation claim.
Gosh, the only way I can imagine her getting that kind of money in a hurry is to sell some pictures….

Don’t call us, we’ll call you?

October 29, 2018

Red Sox manager Alex Cora team will have a conversation “later on” about IF they will accept a White House invitation. When you might have lost baseball players…?

What’s next?  NASCAR?

 

Browns have fired coach  have fired coach Hue Jackson. Since team has as many wins as Raiders and 49ers combined (plus a tie) did they fire him for overachieving?

But now Gregg Williams, fired by New Orleans Saints as a “rogue coach” & then suspended by NFL for bounty program, has been named as the interim Browns head-coach.   So Cleveland apparently isn’t done answering the question “How low can you go?

San Antonio Spurs, missing their two top point guards, and still getting used to life post Manu, Parker and Kawhi, are now per ESPN “4-0 this season in games that have gone into clutch time, which ranks as the most wins in the NBA in that scenario.”
Smoke, mirrors and Popovich.

Meanwhile at a North Carolina high school, one student has died after being shot by another student during an argument before class today. So if only BOTH students were armed?

 

So exactly how much is it costing US taxpayers to send 5,200 troops to border? Weeks if not months before these migrants actually show up. If they do at all. Waiting for tea party conservatives to decry the waste.

Kellyanne Conway says it’s “disrespecting the victims” to play “blame game” after Pittsburgh shooting. She forgot to add, but next time a white woman is killed by an immigrant, well, we’re going to play the hell out of that one….Again.

People who fell over 3,000 feet to their deaths from Yosemite National Park’s scenic Taft Point were apparently a young married couple who were travel bloggers. Sad, but since they left no children isn’t that the DEFINITION of a Darwin award?

Fox & Friends says migrant caravan may be bringing ‘Diseases’ to America. Actually REAL disease problems in America are unvaccinated children and people who can’t afford healthcare and go to work sick. Not to mention dirty air, water. etc..

 

All attention [Tuesday] should be on the victims,” Mayor of Pittsburgh told reporters. “We do not have enough public safety officials to provide enough protection at the funerals and to be able, at the same time, [to] draw attention away to a potential presidential visit.”

So of course Trump is coming, and bringing Melania, Jared AND Ivanka. Because it IS all about him.

108 games until pitchers and catchers report..

October 28, 2018

But who’s counting?

 

So I guess that 18 inning loss didn’t demoralize Red Sox too badly?

 

The best comedy comes from pain. Texas Rangers -verified account @Rangers
“Hey @Dodgers, the support group for back-to-back #WorldSeries losers meets on Tuesdays.”

Booing the manager who brought you to World Series before game five. Stay classy, Dodgers fans.

Good game for Saints, but as New Orleans fan I am NEVER resting easy with a late 4th quarter lead against Minnesota Vikings again.

So Sunday’s games – 49ers – 1-6 vs Cardinals  – 1-6; Raiders 1-5 vs Colts 20.  Kind of Sunday that might have even gotten hard-core San Francisco Bay Area pro football fans outdoors to hike or something

Who says I never say anything nice about a Dodger?  Rich Hill on Trump’s tweet attacking Los Angeles manager Dave Roberts’ decisions last night “There was a mass shooting yesterday … The focus, in my opinion, of the president is to be on the country, and not on moves that are made in a World Series game.”

 

Of course, tonight, Trump was back to  “The Fake News is doing everything in their power to blame Republicans, Conservatives and me for the division and hatred that has been going on for so long in our Country. Actually, it is their Fake & Dishonest reporting which is causing problems far greater than they understand!”

So maybe he should have stuck to baseball?

Wonder how long it will take Cleveland Cavs to catch up in wins to 2018  Browns?

“It’s a terrible, terrible thing what’s going on with hate in our country,” said Trump as he flew off to another rally where his cult members screamed “CNN sucks” and “lock her up.”

So if the Pittsburgh synagogue had been locked like the Kentucky black church would the killer have gone looking for a local grocery star to shoot Jews instead?

At least four trained “good guys with guns” were shot in Pittsburgh . So how many armed guards does Trump think it would have taken?

More from our “fearless leader” Trump talking about “what a shame” mass shootings are. “It’s even tougher when you’re the President of the United States and you have to watch this kind of a thing happen. It is so sad to see.” So once again, it’s ALL about him.

 

This morning, Trump uses his Twitter platform, not to heal, but to attack Tom Steyer. Who not only was MAGA Bomber recipient but whose Jewish father was a prosecutor at the Nuremburg Trials.

 

Mike Pence today on Trump’s rhetoric ” I just don’t think you can connect it to threats or acts of violence. And I don’t think the American people connect it.” In case anyone thinks he would be an improvement over

This could go on all day and night

October 26, 2018
That moment when Friday’s World Series game 3 seems likely to run into Saturday’s College Football morning Game Day.
If Red Sox only kept Pablo Sandoval on team as a backup maybe they would have another extra-innings pitching option.

I REALLY fell in love with baseball as a child with Mickey Lolich’s three wins in 1968 World Series. Wonder how many children will be able to stay up to see ANY wins in 2018 World Series?

 

A Louisiana elementary school teacher was arrested for having a “partially consumed” bottle of wine in her classroom after reportedly displaying “odd behavior during car rider pickup duty.”
I miss days when this would be one of the craziest stories to post on FB.

None of bombs went off. I suppose we should be thankful that #MAGABomberlike many other Trump supporters was not big on science

Now waiting for GOP chants of “mental illness, mental illness, mental illness.” While they cut funding for mental illness.
And did I mention, mental illness is definitely a “pre-existing condition.”

Now Donald Trump is complaining about attention paid to “‘bomb’ stuff” while his top election talking point is people walking 1,000 miles from US border

When a woman told Senator John McCain, Barack Obama was an Arab, McCain corrected her and added he was a decent family man, a good citizen he happened to have disagreements with.
When supporters scream hateful lies about Democrats, Trump nods and says “Lock them up.”

Another moment he became Presidential. Asked about his rhetoric “I think I’ve been toned down, if you want to know the truth. I could really tone it up because as you know the media’s been extremely unfair to me and to the Republican Party.”

 

The MAGA bomber was caught so quickly because of a fingerprint on the bomb he sent to Maxine Waters. Clearly a low-IQ individual.

Just saw this on conservative radio host Wayne Dupree’s blog – Seriously. “The guy is likely a leftist, who was offered a good chunk of change to take the rap before the election.”

When a woman told John McCain Obama was an Arab, McCain corrected her and added he was a decent family man, a good citizen he happened to have disagreements with.
When supporters scream hateful lies about Democrats, Trump nods and says “Lock them up.”

So many laugh off MAGA bomber as a loser who would never have done anything. Same might have been said about young man who was diagnosed with learning disability & “schzoid features” as a child, court-martialed twice, and incapable of holding a job….. Lee Harvey Oswald

Just a bit to the right

October 25, 2018

Curt Schilling is upset Boston didn’t invite him along with others on 2004 World Series team to throw out 1st pitch last night. Maybe because outspoken former  Red Sox ace wouldn’t agree to put a bloody sock in it?

Sports headline you might never read again “After being upset by Georgia Southern, Appalachian State fell out of the college football top 25 tonight.

 

You know your NHL team is bad when.. Arby’s has been giving out curly fries in Detroit if a Red Wings player got a hat trick. Except no one has done it in last two seasons..So now ESPN reports it’s free fries if whole TEAM scores three goals.

Water main break at JFK airport today means all bathrooms in Terminal 5 closed. Well, that’s a sh*tty story.

Between Caitlin and Kanye. Kim is increasingly looking like the smart Kardashian.

Now that Megyn Kelly has been fired, what about the NBC executive who thought it was a good idea to hire her in the first place?

Not that it really matters with all the other stuff going on these days, but how’s that search for the White House op-ed writer going?

So maybe the mailed bombs didn’t go off because the sender has as strong a regard for science as Trump.  Or because they were from Florida?

Same right-wing media and politicians claiming “false flag” over bombs sent to Trump critics would be calling for martial law if bombs had been sent to them.

 

Considering the attention span of American voters, Senator Grassley’s trying to go after Avenatti and Julie Swetnick will simply remind voters, women especially, of Kavanaugh alleged attempted rapes.  And give FBI reason to talk to Brett again.  But okay Chuck, you do you.

Just wondering, as Trump tweets out these random “total and very strong” endorsements, could he actually pick most of these people out of a lineup?

This is toning it down? From Trump fundraising email today – “our country will suffer if we let liberal mob rule take over in 12 days”

Of course this President is too busy to respond to EVERY mass shooting in America…
But the Kentucky Kroger killer was a white man whho apparently deliberately targeted and shot random black people. If he were an immigrant who shot white people, Trump would be screaming louder for his wall and eulogizing the victims.

Cold days and nights.

October 24, 2018

Rough couple games for Los Angeles. To be fair, since SF Giants have moved from Candlestick Park, Dodgers longer get  as much practice playing in winter conditions.

 

If you don’t care who wins World Series rooting for a sweep does mean Fox makes less ad revenue. Just saying.

Fans of major league teams can get carried away sometimes rooting against their rivals. But MLB, NFL and  NBA wouldn’t let fans talk and act with as much hate as Trump fans do at his rallies

If  POTUS really has convinced you someone is an “enemy of the people” then it IS at least a semi-logical step that you as a good citizen should try to take them out. Trump owns these packages today.

August 2016. “If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks, Although the Second Amendment people — maybe there is, I don’t know.” .

 

Today’s mailed bombs are simply a modern day response to Trump’s constant “will no one rid me of these meddlesome priests?”

Let’s be honest here. Even “if”, and it’s a BIG ‘if,” Trump doesn’t believe his calls to violence and just means them as a way to rally support and get votes…. many of his supporters take him literally.

 

Scott Walker today on his wife “She’s got Type 1 diabetes. I want to reinforce it: we will always cover people like my wife with pre-existing medical conditions, don’t believe the lies, don’t believe the lies.”
Well, yeah, as long as you have GOVERNMENT healthcare you’ll be fine. The rest of you suckers are on your own.

Trump has repeatedly ignored warnings that his personal iPhone isn’t secure. Now NY Times reports that Chinese and Russian spies are listening in on his phone calls.
Time for another rousing chorus of “But her emails.”

Now Trump in tonight’s rally “We must accept the verdicts of elections.”
Right, except in places like California where they hate me, then it must be illegals voting.

Here’s an idea for the media. Next time you get the urge to cover a Trump rally, show puppy and kitten videos instead. Just as much useful substance and a lot better for our country.

I  miss actually having many fine people on both sides.

The new late show?

October 23, 2018

Just pointing out to Fox Sports and ESPN that East Coast bias may not be so good for ratings when only West Coast fans can stay up to see World Series.

Not sure how many of his former teammates’ numbers on SF Giants  Eduardo Nunez still has ion his phone. But after his 3 run pinch-hit home run against Dodgers bet Eduardo just heard from all of them.

 

Another reason to root for Red Sox – Tom Goodwin, who shares my birthday, is a former SF Giant, and Boston 1st base coach.
#ForeverGiant

Dodgers manager Dave Roberts got loud pre-game ovation at Fenway from fans who remember him for stealing a base that started that amazing 2014 ALCS  comeback against the Yankees.

Red Sox fans might have cheered him louder tonight though for removing Pedro Baez.

My son isn’t even married yet, but fully expect some day to hear the question “Grandma, what’s a complete game?”

Damn. RIP Hank Greenwald. His voice was the soundtrack to me falling in love with SF Giants.

  1. Still get shivers with this Greenwald call “And Clark hits it up the middle, into center-field, base hit!!! Maldonado scores! Here comes Butler…on his way to third is Thompson, the Giants lead three to one!!! And Superman has done it again!”

Apparently a winning Mega Millions jackpot ticket was sold tonight in South Carolina. So will winner’s first act to be to move out of South Carolina?

No injuries reported when small vintage Nazi plane crashed on 101 in Agoura Hills. Not sure intended destination, but pilot must have been very confused – Trump doesn’t do rallies in California.

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said “US will revoke visas and issue ‘visa lookouts’ for those identified as responsible for the murder of Jamal Khashoggi.” What about possibly revoking Jared’s passport?

Trump today “California, get on the ball. Because we’re not gonna hand you any more money. It’s ridiculous.” Guess no one told the stable genius that California contributes much more to the federal budget than we get back.

Interesting that a self-proclaimed Nationalist like Trump will be celebrating U.S. Veterans Day in Paris with Vladimir Putin.

True crimes

October 22, 2018

EX-NFL player Rae Carruth released from prison after 18 yr- sentence for having his pregnant girlfriend murdered
If Carruth weren’t 44, wonder how many NFL teams would say he deserves a second chance. Not like he did anything awful like kneel for the anthem.

 

I know it’s early in the season, but, somehow I missed NBA rule change that Lebron James has to take at LEAST four steps for refs to call traveling.

For those who need pre-election diversion in SF Bay Area, put November 1 on your calendars – Raiders vs. 49ers. At least one team has to get their second win of the season.
If both don’t get their first tie.

News that Bob Barker taken to hospital provokes one of two responses from most Americans – 1. Hope he’s okay. 2. Bob Barker is still alive?

But really, doesn’t every consulate keep a supply of body doubles just in case one of their citizens accidentally dies while visiting them?

If Californians are rioting over sanctuary cities and their liberal government how come Democrats are favored to win even more races than usual on November 6?

Takes particular kind of chutzpah to use hashtag while standing in front of an angry mob you helped create, a mob who mostly got jobs under Obama.

Trump now claiming that “Criminals and Unknown Middle Easterners” are in the migrant caravan.
I know Bill Clinton wrote a thriller novel with James Patterson, is Trump trying to prove he can be more implausibly creative?

If we gave every American who voted a MegaMillions lottery ticket we’d have at least 80% turnout.

As Donald Trump talks about criminals and Mideasterners potentially being in the migrant caravan, can we have a moment to remember where the 9-11 hijackers came from?

So I guess Trump would be attacking people who risked their lives to cross the Berlin Wall as criminals too?
If I were an American employer think I’d choose to hire someone who would face danger and walk for weeks to get a job over a whole lot of lazy people born right here.

Not close, and not closer.

October 21, 2018

So NFL took 49ers vs. Rams off Sunday Night football because it would be too much of a blowout.   Replaced game with Bengals vs. Chiefs.
SF lost by 29 today. Cincinnati to lost KC by 35.
Mean bitch karma popping an autumnal mead?

For three quarters today, Philadelphia Eagles looked like 2018 Super Bowl team. In 4th quarter, they looked like 2017 Super Bowl Falcons team.

Since I was born in Boston feel no shame now in saying “Go Red Sox!”

Red Sox World Series game 1 starter Chris Sale apparently ended up in the hospital due to an infection from… his belly-button ring?  Just guessing this is an illness that will never befall Madison Bumgarner.

 

Toronto Raptors rested Kawhi Leonard and didn’t even bring him to DC for the THIRD game of the year. Even Popovich is thinking that’s a bit much

As tough as it is to see Dodgers heading to World Series, it is at least deeply satisfying to see Urban Meyer team get their butts kicked. By my favorite QB’s alma mater!

 

From “CelticWombat” on Twitter after Ohio State-Purdue game – he gets a free ticket on the next departure of the bus to hell.
“I’m gonna wait until after the press conference, but I’m pretty certain even Urban Meyer will report this beating.

One Mega Millions ticket sold near San Jose matched five of the six numbers so will be worth nearly $3.5 million. Which means the winner may have play again if he/she wants to buy a house.

Trump is so desperate for attention he gave an interview Saturday night to … the Washington Post?
I miss having a President who went out with his wife on Saturday nights.

 

He left the building
We don’t know where he is.
He died in a fist fight during an interrogation.
He accidentally died in a chokehold.
Waiting for one of these Saudi excuses to get around to mentioning the bone saw.

 

Look, I get immigration is complicated. But if your life is so dangerous and hopeless that you are willing to walk with your children for weeks in search of a new start in a better place, thinking President of the United States could at least express some sympathy, instead of just referring to you as criminals and a “disgrace.”

Winning by losing?

October 19, 2018

Jon Lester said Cubs will learn from losing, Alex Bregman says ALCS loss will give Astros ‘an edge’ next season.
But what about the teams who made an art of losing all season?

What was more surprising about NLCS game six.  That the Brewers won so convincingly? Or that Milwaukee manager Craig Counsell only used four pitchers?

 

Joe Girardi pulled his name from the Reds’  managerial search. Because he is holding out for a major league managing job?

Even better for MLB brand. FS1 is not shown on most hotel TV channels. So most Americans traveling can’t watch #NLCS game 6.
But baseball players need to market themselves….

If Jim Acosta instead of dropping an F-bomb had bodyslammed a Fox News reporter would Trump start saying nice things about him too?

Megamillions jackpot reached $1 billion. Maybe Heidi and Ted Cruz should have played so they might be able to afford that 2nd house?

Trump bragging tonight about his “massively full” rally tonight in Arizona airport hangar. Well, heck, if they played in a hangar even Chargers could claim good attendance.

In Arkansas a GOP radio ad claims Democrats will be ‘lynching black folk again’ if people don’t vote Republican. Seriously.
But liberals are the mob?

Hillary got slammed for calling some Trump supporters “deplorables.” Then last night many at Donald Trump rally cheered when Trump praised a Congressman for bodyslamming a reporter. Hillary clearly needed a stronger word.

Nikki Haley at a fundraiser this week “‘In the last two years, I’ve seen true evil. We have some serious political differences here at home. But our opponents are not evil. They’re just our opponents.'”
Gosh, if only she had been in a position to communicate that to the White House.

So yeah isn’t it reasonable to kill someone who starts a fight just because you cut off his fingers?

What Trump is saying at rallies is coming increasingly close to “Will no one rid me of these meddlesome journalists?”

Thursday night lights out.

October 18, 2018

Good win for Stanford football tonight. But in David Shaw era especially with a lead late maybe we should use the term “prevent offense?”

 

Interview earlier this week, with Stanford WR J.J. Arcega-Whiteside where they asked him about being trilingual. He said, no, I only speak English and Spanish. I can understand Portuguese but I can’t really speak it. #NerdNation

 

The Boston Red Sox played well and deserve to be in World Series. But it does help when your payroll can absorb paying $18 million for Pablo Sandoval, $22 million to Hanley Ramirez, and $2 million to MANNY Ramirez.

So since Red Sox  are still paying Pablo Sandoval despite releasing him, isn’t Panda owed part of a playoff share?

Maybe Boston can split a share between Sandoval and Cowboy Joe West?

Well, at least I don’t have to feel conflicted anymore about liking a team that signed a guy suspended 75 games for domestic violence.

 

Rihanna reportedly turned down the Super Bowl halftime show in support of Colin Kaepernick. Waiting for “Rihanna overrated” Presidential tweets in 3.2.1…

As many working-class Americans struggle to pay their rent, hope they can feel empathy for poor Heidi and Ted Cruz. Since on his $174,000 salary they can’t afford to buy a second home.

 

-Trump’s “60 Minutes” interview ratings were over 40% lower than his last appearance after the 2016 election, and less than half of Stormy Daniels’ ratings this March.
The ratings were even down almost 30% from the NFL games preceding the show.
Womp womp.

President of the United States calls the press the “enemy of the people” and praises a Congressman who body slammed a reporter. If you aren’t afraid you aren’t paying attention.

Been a while since I had a toddler, but do remember being told when they have tantrums they may act out in more & more outrageous ways just to get attention. Might explain a lot of these Trump rallies.

We’re now living in a world where President of the United States deals with bad publicity from one outrage by simply committing a new outrage.

Who’s in center?

October 18, 2018

Since ESPN & Fox almost never showed Milwaukee during regular season many fans have to wonder, why is this guy named Yelich who is only hitting.167 batting second?

Going to be interesting who gets booed more at AT&T Park, Yasiel Puig, or Manny Machado if he resigns with the Dodgers.

Wonder how many baseball fans thought “Thank heaven Angel Hernandez isn’t umpiring ALCS so we won’t get any game changing controversial calls. ” Joe West – ‘Hold my beer.”

 

Kawhi Leonard got a standing ovation in his first game with the Raptors, and seems happy enough now to be in Toronto.  Of course, with Canada’s new marijuana laws, maybe he figures it won’t be long until some of his favorite superstar friends will join him.

On July 6, 2018, Phillies beat Pirates 17-5 & tied NL record for longest 9th inning game – 4 hours, 30 minutes.   Red Sox & Astros topped that Wednesday night and there’s at least one more ALCS game this year.  Imagine had it gone extra innings?

Alaska’s lieutenant governor resigns 3 weeks before election over ‘inappropriate comments I made that placed a person whom I respect and revere in a position of vulnerability.”
You can tell he’s a Democrat, he actually ADMITTED behaving badly.

 

Apparently new White House counsel Pat Cipollone had no idea his appointment would be announced in an AP interview.
Has anyone warned Cipollone he’ll get about as much notice when Trump fires him?

Trump says he’s “too busy” to visit troops and it’s “not overly necessary.”. Maybe if we could only fight a war on a golf course?

Trump doctrine is simple: I believe everyone who flatters me or pays me. The rest of them are all lying SOBs or bitches.

Have to ask a question. Surely Saudis figured there would be some chance of negative publicity over Khashoggi killing.
So what story were they worried about emerging if he remained alive that was worse?

 

I miss the days when GOP tried to win elections by getting more people to agree with them rather than by making sure fewer people vote.

Faster, higher, shorter….

October 16, 2018

Mary Bono lasted four days as temporary head of the USOC. Four days?! That’s less than half a Scaramucci.

Meanwhile, Dodgers vs Brewers NLCS game four goes almost four hours before extra innings.  Even Red Sox and  Yankees fans are thinking “Can you speed it up a little?

Ohio State star DE Nick Bosa says he is leaving school to focus on rehabbing a muscle injury before the NFL draft.
Because we all know it takes so much physical effort to read a book?

Okay  LA Dodgers and SF Giants fans, can we get some agreement on one of the names on Donald Trump’s list to replace Nikki Haley as UN Ambassador – Jamie McCourt? As in former Dodgers co-owner with her ex-husband Frank.   As in “Just say No (F*cking Way)”

While I like the Astros in general, have to think mean bitch karma is not unhappy about Osuna being hit hard in the postseason.

 

 

Marijuana is legal in Canada starting tomorrow. And for a lot of professional football players the CFL just got more appealing.

(as did the Raptors for an NBA free-agent destination.)

And now the President of the United States is calling his former lover “Horseface” on Twitter. Are we great yet?

Actually shouldn’t a horse’s ass be screwing a horse face?

Jacob Walter Anderson, 24, former Phi Delta Theta fraternity president at Baylor has pleaded no contest to “unlawful restraint” after being indicted on 4 counts He will be put on probation and not have to register as a sex offender.
So guess the alleged rape won’t stand in the way of his future political or judicial career.

Trump promised to hold rally for Ted Cruz at “the biggest stadium in Texas we can find.” Rally will be at NRG Arena, which holds 8,000.
NPG Arena is 4 minute WALK from NRG Stadium which holds over 72,000.
The best “finders” too?

Trump “I won’t accept the blame if Dems retake House.”
Uh, can anyone tell me a single time Donald Trump has accepted blame for ANYTHING?

So wonder how Susan Collins and Jeff Flake feel about Trump indicating the Saudis are as innocent as Brett Kavanaugh?

So why would anyone think the Saudis were complicit in a brutal murder that happened IN THEIR CONSULATE

Flashbacks?

October 16, 2018

Haven’t seen much of Brewer’s closer Jeffress until this postseason but so far he seems to be perfect for SF Giants fans going through “torture” withdrawal.

After game 3, Kiki Hernandez chided the crowd at Dodgers stadium for dead air starting in the first inning and boos especially in the later innings.  To be fair,  without regular season experience being there how do  LA fans KNOW how to act in the early and late innings.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers have fired their defensive coordinator. Shocking many fans who didn’t realize they HAD a defensive coordinator.

Buccaneers fired their defensive coordinator Mike Smith after Tampa Bay has been averaging about 40 points allowed per game.
49ers allowed 17 in first quarter to Packers.  And then 10 points in the last two minutes.  Maybe SF might want to hire Smith.

 

Maybe taking it a BIT too seriously? John Elway says the Broncos are “fighting for their lives” on Thursday night football.
Good thing Denver isn’t playing a team in Florida.

Kellyanne Conway said DNA is “junk science.” I don’t ever want to hear a white Trump supporter complain about the OJ Simpson jury again.

 nice to see a story about a chronological baby for a change.

Now Trump is saying about missing journalist Khashoggi “Maybe these could have been rogue killers? Rogue killers who are 400 pounds and normally live in a basement hacking emails?

If it weren’t so pathetically sad, and evil, Rogue Killers would be a great band name.

Saudis now saying Khashoggi’s death was just “an interrogation gone wrong.” Well, we all know dismembering someone isn’t supposed actually to hurt them. At least if we’ve seen a lot of magic shows.

Really??!!! Now Arizona Senate candidate Krysten Sinema is being attacked for in 2003 inviting a group of feminist witches called “Pagan Cluster” to celebrate International Women’s Day and to protest the war in Iraq. Where is the GOP standing up for freedom of religion.

If we aren’t asking Melania over and over about Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal and the 19 women who claimed Trump assaulted them, why do we care so much about what Hillary thinks of Monica?

Trump – “When you talk about environmental, I am truly an environmentalist. A lot of people smile when they hear that. But I have the cleanest air, and I’m going to have the cleanest air.”

Time for a new game, is it Donald Trump or Alec Baldwin on SNL?

ll you need to know about how Trump & FEMA’s response to Hurricane Michael REALLY is going is to know that Fox News isn’t bragging about it.

 

I am perfectly willing to discuss, debate and argue about  Democratic 2020 Presidential candidates. On November 7, 2018. Period.

Oh say can you see… the playoffs?

October 14, 2018

Exactly ONE of combined NLCS & ALCS games will be on network televison – Brewers-Dodgers game 2 on Fox. ALL others on TBS or FS1. Way to grow that brand MLB commissioner Rob Manfred.

So by David Price postseason standards was ALCS game 2 this a quality start?

Watching Maldonado tonight for Astros and Grandal in game 1 for Dodgers makes me really glad as an SF Giants fan that Buster Posey has a no-trade contract.

Raiders lost 27-3  in London. But at least they seemed like a  true English football team   Not only being known for some hooligan fans,  they put up a soccer-worthy score.

On Saturday during NLCS game 2,  Brewers manager Craig Counsell pulled Wade Miley after 74 dominating pitches.  I hate analytics.

(Can anyone imagine Bruce Bochy trying to do that to Madbum in 2014?)

Tomorrow is 49ers vs. Packers on Monday Night Football.
I’ll take “Games that appeared much more interesting when they drew up the schedule for $400, Alex”

Trump describes Mattis as “sort of a Democrat” and said the defense secretary may leave his administration. How long until he says Ivanka or Jared would be perfect replacements?

 

Trump on accusations of Saudis murdering Khashoggi “They deny it and they deny it vehemently. Could it be them? Yes.” Amazed he didn’t say it could have been “somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds.”

Trump to Lesley Stahl when she challenged him on 60 minutes today “In the meantime, I’m President and you’re not.” Ah yes, the joys of having a President with the emotional maturity of a 6 year old.

Your reminder that Trump said on October 1, one year after Las Vegas massacre, that bump-fire stocks would be banned “over the next couple of weeks.”

 

As the Hurricane Michael death and destruction numbers grow, a reminder that Governor Rick Scott has literally banned the phrase “climate change” in Florida.

 

A another simple reminder – while many Floridians don’t have water, food or power, and the death toll is rising, that Donald Trump played golf today.

 

As we approach midterms, the final reminder of tonight’s post- if you don’t vote for an imperfect candidate who shares most of your views, result is likely to be candidate who shares almost none of your views.

Not ready for prime time?

October 12, 2018

 

 

I miss the times in October when the most annoying voice Americans would hear all day was that of Joe Buck.

But if  ESPN and Fox actually showed the Brewers during the season, casual fans would have some idea who most this team of very good Milwaukee players are..

 

Yeah, this makes me a dinosaur but I kind of miss postseason games where you remember who the starting pitchers were by the 9th inning.

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SF 49ers have apologized for leaving Colin Kaepernick out of  photo gallery celebrating team’s winning history against Green Bay Packers.  But well, and  not like 49ers would have any use for a decent quarterback next Monday night….

 

Raiders-Seahawks in London Sunday.   How long until the Brits claim America is not sending their best?

Kim Kardashian, reportedly “not embarrassed” by Kanye’s Oval Office performance yesterday. Makes sense, how often does she feel like the brains of the outfit?

Melania says she has “more important things to think about’ than rumors of her husband cheating. And Trump is thinking “I paid Stormy Daniels and the other women all that money for NOTHING?”

 

As Fox News praises the Trump – Kanye love-fest, imagine if Obama had entertained Beyonce in the Oval Office the morning after Hurricane Sandy.

 

Trump Friday night in Cincinnati asked black people for their votes. Because nothing says supporting racial justice like praising Robert E. Lee.

Amazed Trump didn’t say Robert E Lee is getting more and more recognition these days.

Lindsay Graham says if Saudi govt was responsible for murder of Jamal Khashoggi, then there will be “hell to pay.” Meaning what, Graham will be very very troubled?

Open note to 18-25 year olds in USA – sure, go again and don’t vote. Then your parents and grandparents actually WILL be dictating your life.

That Cincinnati Trump was not at a major stadium or arena, but at a fairgrounds venue that holds 3,000. Heck, most good high school football teams in Ohio can draw more than that.

Trump said today he will call Saudi Arabia’s King Salman to discuss disappearance of journalist Jamal Khashoggi. To complain to Salman or to praise him?

If you can’t make it there…

October 11, 2018

Worst thing for New York sports fans these days is that with Yankees out of the playoffs, they have to pay attention to the Giants and Jets.

Apparently more bets have been placed in Las Vegas on the Los Angeles Lakers to win NBA championship than any other team.
If anyone wondered how they got the money to build all those big hotels?

A two-day break and I miss baseball already.

Tripadvisor sent me an email with “14 of the most Instagrammable restaurants.”
I’m so old i remember going to restaurants for the food.

First Nike sales increased, now Taylor Swift has seen her album sales rise from #32 on the charts to #14.
Anyone else want to speak out against Trump?

Really really wish I could be a fly on the wall after MAGA’s have burned their Taylor Swift albums and listen to Kanye West for the first time.

Jeff Flake decided last week that Trump’s judgment was good enough to pick a SCOTUS judge for a lifetime appointment. And today he’s surprised and upset by Trump’s love for Kanye as a guest in the White House?   #WTF?

Watching Kanye and Trump in Oval Office makes many of us long for intellectual television programming like “Keeping up with the Kardashians.”

Who knew tariffs had consequences?

What has to upset Trump the most about the last two days with the stock market – it’s BEFORE the midterms, so he can’t blame it on a blue wave.

BuzzFeed reported John Kelly called Elizabeth Warren an “impolite arrogant woman” in a private email last year.
Thinking “Another persistent, impolite, arrogant woman” would look great on a t-shirt.

Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen has changed his voter registration to Democratic.
So will Trump add him to his mythical list of angry Democrats?

Think anyone’s reminded Trump this morning that Mexico Beach IS actually part of the US?

Just a reminder for Florida voters after Hurricane Michael with their Bill Nelson – Rick Scott Senate choice. In 2013, Nelson voted FOR a Hurricane Sandy relief bill. 36 GOP Senators voted against it, including Marco Rubio.

No balls and strikes.

October 10, 2018

Since all Division series wrapped up in four games or less, there are now two days with zero Major League Baseball games.

So we all get a brief taste of what this year was like for Orioles fans.

And with no games today, what did Angel Hernandez have to do to be wrong?

(Marc Ragovin says “Chief Justice John Roberts said he wants to retract his “judges are just umpires” comment after having watched Angel Hernamdez.”

QB Kelly Bryant who decided to leave Clemson when he lost the starting job to now injured freshman Trevor Lawrence, will visit UNC this weekend.
Where no doubt he will try to impress the coaching staff of the 1-3 Tarheels with his leadership ability even through adversity

A new poll in Arizona shows 4 % of voters planning to vote for the Green candidate in close race between Republican Martha McSally and Democrat Kyrsten Sinema.
What is that old definition of insanity?

MelaniaTrump says that women who are sexual assaulted should “show the evidence”
So would she have believed Dr.Ford if Kavanaugh bragged on tape about grabbing her by the p*ssy?

Fox News tweeted “Jamie Lee Curtis wields firearms in new “Halloween” movie despite advocating in gun control.

So when will Fox call for locking up Bryan Cranston for felony drug manufacture and sale?

Trump tweet “Departing the @WhiteHouse for Erie, Pennsylvania. I cannot disappoint the thousands of people that are there – and the thousands that are going. I look forward to seeing everyone this evening.”
The sad excuse for a small man whose ego needs stroking more than he thinks Floridians need a President pretending to care about them.

I’m sure all the people who lost homes today in Florida will appreciate that Donald Trump didn’t want to cancel his ego-stroking rally in PA because it would have been “unfair.”

Trump did say of Hurricane Michael “it’s like a big tornado.”  Brick Tamland of Anchorman did it better.

 

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But  of course Donald Trump tweeted “Thank you” to those attending his rally tonight before he tweeted about Hurricane Michael.

Close but no game five

October 9, 2018

Unhappiest people not in New York when the Yankees comeback fell just short…  TBS executives planning to show game 5 on Thursday night.

 

Craig Kimbrel picked a heck of a time almost to do a David Price postseason impersonation.

Must say watching a closer potentially implode in the 9th is a lot easier when it’s not YOUR team’s closer.

Fox has hired Hope Hicks as chief communications director. Wouldn’t a more accurate title be Secretary of State TV?

Meanwhile, Monday turned out to be almost as bad a day for Indians, Braves and Redskins as when Columbus showed up. #Bustohell

Apparently limousine in which 20 people died Sunday in NY had failed inspection & driver didn’t have the appropriate license to drive it. But hey, let’s get rid of pesky job-killing regulations.

For all those who saying what a moderating force Nikki Haley has been – what exactly has she DONE?

Nikki Haley says Jared Kushner is a “hidden genius,” and there is SERIOUS speculation Trump may appoint Ivanka to take her place as UN Ambassador.
Once again, The Onion is going “we give up.”

So Trump just told us today the only reason he isn’t appointing his daughter Ivanka as UN ambassador is that he’d be accused of nepotism. Well that and it would interfere with her current duties as his real VP and First Lady.

Amazing how many men who think Taylor Swift should stick to music are quite fine with Kanye West going to the White House.

To put this in terms that GOP respects – ie $$$$$ – Taylor Swift’s net worth is currently an estimated $320 million. She may be blond but she is NOT dumb. And she’s a successful businesswoman with fans who pay attention to what she says.

Maybe Taylor Swift can write her greatest break-up song ever about American people breaking up with Republicans.

Is there a way for those who are able to evacuate Hurricane Michael but choose not to because they don’t believe in government or science, can proudly post their names and addresses somewhere?
So first responders can know to ignore their house