Left Coast Sports Babe

Max Scherzer, 38, was ejected for an allegedly illegal substance on his glove.

Could he claim it was Poligrip?

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Aaron Rodgers is apparently supporting anti-vaxxer RFK Jr for President.

Before the Jets or anyone signs Rodgers for 2023 can they check him for concussions?

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Ann Coulter suggested that abortion should be banned for registered Republicans only.

I’m so old that I remember when Ann Coulter was on the crazy end of of the GOP.

While we’re at it with GOP and their handpicked judges trying to ban mifepristone, anyone looked at side effect of Rogaine lately? Can some woman judge try to ban that? And then there’s testosterone supplements…

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Samuel Alito just extended stay on restrictions on mifepristone until 1159p Friday. Is Alito actually cognizant of point Amy Klobuchar has been making – judge & plaintiffs didn’t have standing. Or is he trying to put his beliefs before law & hopes Friday night no one will notice?

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DeathSantis on Disney: “We’ll make sure that we’ll keep them in their pen one way or another. Don’t worry about that.” I’m so old I remember what Central Florida tourism was like before Disney. Weeki Wachee mermaids and Gatorland.

SF Giants 2023 slogan “Nothing like it.” Uh, I don’t know, lately seeming like the closest match might be the 1962 Mets.

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Or maybe the SF Giants slogan should be “At least we’re not the A’s”

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Never been a huge Colin Kaepernick fan, politics aside. And his NFL lifetime QB rating, while decent, was only 88.9

But meanwhile, KC Chiefs just signed Blaine Gabbert as a backup to Patrick Mahomes. Gabbert’s rating… 72.6

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Phoenix Suns may have seriously overpaid for Kevin Durant. But at least they won’t have overpaid to have him and be swept out of the first round of the NBA playoffs.

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Crickets from GOP and right-wing media on the black teenager shot repeatedly & critically injured by a white man just because he rang the wrong doorbell to pick up his little brothers. Can you imagine if a white kid had done the same & been shot by a black man or an immigrant?

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It’s not unreasonable to be nervous if someone rings your doorbell late at night.

But to cold-bloodedly shoot, twice, and almost kill that person without saying a word… It’s the guns, stupid. (With a healthy dose of racism.)

It really takes a special kind of stupid to pick a petty personal fight with the largest private employer and biggest tourism draw in your state. Ron DeSantis is redefining #FloridaMan.

Look, no one know what lingering effects from his fall & concussion Mitch McConnell might have… He’s older than Joe Biden 81 and has had several public health issues.

But if Mitch had asked for any committee concessions and Democrats had refused, GOP would be complaining nonstop about Dem lack of decency etc.

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Assume Republican Senators pontificating and trying to score political points while opposing Dianne Feinstein’s reasonable request to be replaced on Judiciary Committee expect and accept that Democrats will show them zero mercy next time a GOP Senator has a real health crisis.

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Republicans block Feinstein from being replaced on judiciary for health reasons, think Chuck Schumer should start by responding that weekends off are canceled while Senate works through backlog GOP is causing. I’m sure McConnell and other “senior” members of Senate won’t mind.

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49 Republican Senators. And not a single one of them even seems to be “concerned” about the revelations about Clarence Thomas’s apparently disregard for all judical ethics. We’re waiting.

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Waiting for GOP and right wing media to explain why a a $787.5 million settlement isn’t acknowledging that Fox lied about the election and falsely accused Dominion Voting Systems.

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Meanwhile, on Fox News website, zero coverage of the settlement. But headlines about Elon Musk opining with Tucker Carlson about alien life, and another headline “Bidens’ bucks” – which is simply about Joe and Jill Biden’s very boring and for a President very modest tax returns.

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Muskrat rants without evidence to Tucker Carlson that government has access to private Twitter DMs. But you know who DOES have access to private DMs? Elon himself.

Said this before, probably will say it again: If GOP being a-holes means DiFi has to resign then Gavin Newsom should pick a great fill-in for 18 months who knows her way around the Senate and won’t run in 2024 – Barbara Boxer.

Early days but some game one upsets and injuries highlight serious chances of big 1st round upsets in NBA playoffs

Since NBA already dealing with issues & allegations players do not take regular season seriously, maybe time to start changing rules to give a bigger postseason advantage to teams with better records. Better for fans too.

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SF Giants game against Detroit Tigers, scheduled for 100p today, was finally postponed at 515p. (Despite no rain for about 4 of those hours.

So yeah, while no tears for athletes making millions, how much fun was it to sit in the clubhouse for about 7 hours – while it didn’t rain for four of them – and then giving up and flying to Miami?

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Meanwhile, as Oakland loses their 13th game and 4th in a row today, maybe SF Giants should change their 2023 slogan from “Nothing Like It” to “At Least We’re not the A’s.”

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Feinstein making headlines but while we’re talking about old Senators, sports fans know athletes are monitored carefully after concussions and sometimes they can be out for months with lingering symptoms. Why is no one asking if Mitch McConnell is being cognitively tested after HIS concussion?

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One tech executive gets murdered over a personal issue and GOP is nonstop railing about out-of-control crime in San Francisco. 20 people are shot, four fatally, at a “Sweet 16” birthday party in deep red Alabama,, and GOP crickets.

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Hate to amplify him but Velveeta Voldemort just called Michael Cohen a “cereal” liar. Increasingly think our Former President is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

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Mediaincreasingly incapable of reporting reasonable statements.

Amy Klobuchar today on ABC said “takes Dianne Feinstein at her word she’ll be back” but “If this goes on month after month after month, she’s gonna have to make decision with her family and friends.”

Headline; “Feinstein Needs to Decide Her Future in Senate, Klobuchar Says.”

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Klobuahr also Sunday morning pointed out that while Clarence Thomas didn’t report his billionaire benefactor Harlan Crow taking him on luxury private jet and super yacht trips, not to mention buying and refurbishing his mom’s home, Thomas DID report a medallion he got from Yale. He reported tires someone gave him… So Clarence knows the rules, he just ignores them when he feel like it.

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Wisconsin Senator Tammy Baldwin on mifepristone: “What we have in Texas is a judge who is not guided by science.” Understatement of the year. GOP politicians these days have basically renounced science.

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As Ro Khanna keeps attacking Feinstein & telling her to resign, instructive to remember Khanna won HIS Congressional seat by primarying- twice- Rep. Mike Honda – 70+ yr old long-time Democrat. Two expensive races where $$$ spent could have been used in Dem vs GOP close races.

Wonder if any GOP Governors have decided the day was too “woke” and will demand MLB stop celebrating Jackie Robinson?

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Tampa Bay has lost first two games of series in Toronto. But wait, the Rays are still undefeated in the USA.

If you’re a fan of all San Francisco sports then a silver lining from tonight’s Sacramento win over Golden State is that Logan Webb is a HUGE Kings fan. And he should be pumped to start Sunday’s SF Giants-Detroit Tigers series finale.

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But so far – after two 2023 games in Detroit, SF Giants headline sadly has to be “Wheels come off in the Motor City.”

Now that it appears murder of Bill Lee was because a jealous high tech executive brother thought his sister was having an affair with Lee, has a single GOP politician or right-wing media type apologized for claiming his killing was proof San Francisco wasn’t safe? I’ll wait.

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As media covers Feinstein health issue, article today on her Senate history: “She quickly earned reputation as difficult boss…Some staffers occasionally were on verge of tears after being harshly criticized by Feinstein” Has anyone EVER seen these takes on male politicans?

So there won’t be a 162-0 team in 2023. But congrats to the Tampa Bay Rays for giving it a good shot

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Dan Snyder bought the Washington Commanders nee Redskins for $750 million. After decades of scandals and accusations of a toxic workplace culture Snyder is finally selling the team. For $6 billion Yeah, that’ll teach him.

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Why would any pregnant woman even with a wanted pregnancy, now vacation in Florida? For example – “Symptoms of an ectopic pregnancy usually develop between 4th & 12th weeks of pregnancy.” Florida new slogan “Dying for a vacation?”

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Ron DeSantis wasn’t even in Florida yesterday as Fort Lauderdale flooded, and couldn’t find time to call the city’s mayor.

Instead Deathsantis decided not to cancel a trip to Ohio for a book tour speech and found time late at night to sign a 6 week abortion ban.

(And Friday he was in New Hampshire…. making a speech. Not even remote working.)

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WTAF? While a judge rejected his request, Donald Trump wants to know identities of jurors at his upcoming defamation trial vs E. Jean Carroll, who also claims Trump raped her. In what universe would anyone think those jurors would be safe if he had that information?

At EPCOT, Disney says World of Nature now will invite guests to celebrate the Earth & think about their relationship to it, and new “Journey of Water” will teach guests about importance of water while they playfully interact with it. Uh, oh, sounds “woke”. Don’t tell Deathsantis.

So in response to Parkland high school killer being given a life sentence, Florida is changing their law so that jury doesn’t need to be unanimous to impose the death penalty. Heaven forbid Florida simple change the laws to make it harder for people to buy assault weapons.

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Not allowed in hall where Trump, Pence etc speak at NRA convention:

Aerosols

Ammunition

Backpacks/large Bags

Drones, Firearms

Glass & Metal Containers

Gun Parts

Knives

Laser Pointers

Mace/Pepper Spray

Signs

Toy guns

Weapons of any kind

Hypocrites, however, are welcome.

Tampa Bay Rays are now 12-0.

How long until Mets owner Steve Cohen tries to buy the entire Rays team?

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The new MLB pitch clock is definitely shortening games, on average 31 minutes. Stephen Colbert sums up one of the problem$. ” I can’t have three $12 beers, how am I going to be drunk enough to buy two $15 hot dogs?”

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Jhony Brito came into tonight’s Minnesota Twins NY Yankees game with a 2-0 record and a 0.90 ERA. His ERA is now 6.75 after he allowed 7 earned runs in 2/3 of an inning in the 1st. That’s baseball.

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As Alex Wagner said tonight

“Your lived experience as an American, the civil rights you have now depend on who runs your state.” If there’s anyone out there who still doesn’t believe in the necessity of voting. #VoteBlueNoMatterWho

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Ron DeSantis turns most of his bill signings into photo ops & even sometimes uses children as props for his anti-gay anti-books etc agenda… But he signed Florida’s new abortion ban after six weeks late at night with no media presence. Does he think Floridians won’t notice?

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President Biden gets a standing ovation from the Irish Parliament: Fox News headline (no joke) “Biden gets a somewhat hostile greeting from Irish president’s dog” (apparently the dog barked at him.)

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Some right wing media & GOP politicians blaming Biden on documents leak while claiming outrage on national security

Funny, GOP was crickets on Trump’s documents at Mar-A-Lago, and crickets on security threat of Tuberville holding up Pentagon appoinments to deny women healthcare.

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CNN shows poll saying 66% percent of American SAY they believe in age limits for politicians. Uh, Iowa voters just re-elected 89 year old Chuck Grassley for a six year term.

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Let’s be clear. You can be fired for taking a bribe as a teacher, a bank teller, a city clerk, a police officer… . But not apparently as a SCOTUS justice. What’s wrong with this picture?

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Now Fox News has taken the story about the arrest of suspect – a tech executive – in Bob Lee murder off their front page. But Fox News had no problem last week with big headlines like “Bob Lee moved from San Francisco to Miami amid concerns over rising crime.”

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President Biden addressing Irish Parliament talks about Ukraine and democracy, and quotes John F. Kennedy. “Ireland pursues an independent course in foreign policy. But is not neutral between liberty and tyranny. And it never will be.” It’s so nice having a President.

Tampa Bay, 12-0 Maybe Tom Brady finally retired because he figured he could never compete for attention with the Rays?

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Meanwhile the SF Giants move from last night’s castle back to the outhouse. 10-5 loss including an inning where Dodgers pitchers scored 5 runs on 1 hitting.

So expect great things for Friday’s game against the Detroit Tigers?

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USA Today reports Jeff Bezos has decided he won’t submit bid to purchase the Washington Commanders.

Makes sense, Bezos only wants to get involved with something when he thinks there’s a CHANCE of winning.

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Only two more play-in games…. so the NBA regular season is finally about to start.

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“Grocery prices dip for the first time since 2020.” Siri, tell me another story I won’t see on Fox News.

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ESPN reports “NBA sent memo to league office staff Tues. instructing them to reduce expenses & limit hiring for remainder of fiscal year because of economic constraints.” In 2021/22 season, 30 NBA teams combined generated revenues over 10 billion U.S. dollars. Enough said.

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Parents of Louisville killer say he had “mental health challenges,” but they “can’t explain” how their son turned into a mass murderer. Without that assault weapon maybe he wouldn’t have been, or at least maybe he might have shot fewer people… It’s the guns, stupid.

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The “COVID emergency” is officially over. Which is what right wing media has been clamoring for.

Now how long until Fox News starts attacking President Biden because now many Americans may need to start paying for their own COVID vaccines, tests, and treatments?

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So many calling for an octogenarian US senator, who has been gone from Senate for a while and has admitted serious health issues, to resign.

McConnell says he’ll be back. Oh, wait, no one is telling Mitch to resign. Yes, Dianne Feinstein is old too. But misogyny is real.

How bad are the Oakland A’s early in the 2023 season?

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It’s not just that they’re 2-9. It’s that through 11 games they have a negative 53 run differential.

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Meanwhile SF Giants back to the castle. with a 5-0 win over LA Dodgers. The team is about even on runs for and against. But they’ve played only ONE one-run game. And seven of first four game have been decided by 4 or more runs.

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If someone takes nitrate drugs, has low or high blood pressure, liver or kidney disease, then we KNOW ED drugs can be dangerous. So when is a judge going to stay the FDA’s approval of medications like Viagra?

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Tucker Carlson today called Trump “Moderate, sensible and wise.” Maybe it’s time to give Tucker that “Person, woman, man, camera, TV” test.

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So let’s get this straight. The same Republicans who don’t trust teachers to assign books children can read or say the word “gay” also want those teachers to be armed in the classroom.

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GOP has now been in charge of the House for three months. Have they done a single thing on behalf of the American people, or is it all a petty littany of vendettas and Trumped up investigations? I’ll wait.

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Here we go again. Velveeta Voldemort on his arraignment: ‘It’s tough, tough place, & they were crying, actually crying. They said “I’m sorry.”‘

Big strong men crying & calling him sir.

Yeah, when my grandfather got really old he started telling same stories over & over too.

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Can we stop saying “Congress has failed” on reasonable gun laws? It’s not Congress. While there are some Democrats especially in red states who are resistant to changing the laws, it’s REPUBLICANS in Congress blocking the reforms most Americans want.

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For all those saying nothing could have been done to stop the Louisville mass shooting as the killer had no previous criminal record:

An assault weapons ban is not nothing.

Congress passed it once, and the ban made a difference.

Congress needs to pass such a ban again. Period.

SF Giants are now 4-6, but except for one bullpen meltdown, none of the losses have been close. Including tonight’s 9-1 loss against the Dodgers.

In their 6 losses they are averaging less than 2 runs a game, and twice at least have had bases loaded with zero out and not scored.

Forget “Nothing Like It,” maybe the 2023 slogan should be “outhouse or castle.”

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Washington DC has ordered the NFL Commanders to pay about $200,000 in season ticket holder deposits that should have been refunded, and $425,000 to the District of Columbia.

Another pending lawsuit is about whether team and NFLe deceived D.C. residents concerning an investigation into the Commanders’ toxic workplace.

Dan Snyder is going to get $6 billion for the team.

Yeah, these lawsuits will teach him.

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Orlando Sentinel quotes a Trump supporter. “If he doesn’t win in 2024, I’ll never vote again.’” Seems reasonable.

Today’s mass shooting in Louisville was horrific,

And in Orlando last weekend four people were shot to death including a child, though that story will never make national headlines.

Maybe we should just keep the flags at half staff?

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Ted Cruz recently said the US should have armed guards in schools like we do in banks so we can keep kids safe. Armed guards worked out so well in Louisville today. How about we just act like a civilized country and start banning assault weapons?

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If Dianne Feinstein is not doing well but hates idea of Gavin Newsom appointing replacement who’d become 2024 frontrunner…. What about Newsom appointing someone who knows what she’s doing, could hit the ground running, & would step down after finishing the term – ie former Senator Barbara Boxer?

Tyler Rogers for the SF Giants first save of a win at home in 2023. Just like we all predicted.

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Jon Rahm is not only the world’s best golfer, he may have saved the Masters after the tournament allowed LIV players to enter.

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Line from USA Today “Atop the West since December, the Nuggets got a little bored with the regular season”

Kind of sums up how a lot of fans felt too.

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Is it too much of a stretch to think that if MLK Jr was assassinated in Dallas, Greg Abbott would have pardoned James Earl Ray?

After six years, Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn have broken up. Sad for them, but guessing that it means Swifties have an especially good new album to look forward to?

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Tampa Bay Rays 9-0, MLB’s best start in decades. Perhaps the Rays will invite Florida Governor Deathsantis to their June Pride Night?

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The Washington Nationals right now are one of the worst teams in MLB. Imagine if a liberal donor gave Justice Sotomayor, Brown Jackson or Kagan so much as bleacher seats to a weeknight game.

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Clarence Thomas having his pornhub account exposed by Anonymous sounds like an SNL skit.

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Someday a trivia question will be “what was Donald Trump’s first indictment.

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So the man that wants to lead the Republican party and become President in 2024 is continuing and escalating a fight with the biggest private employer in his state over “don’t say gay” law. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs. #FloridaMan

I get that people will lie and steal to save themselves and protect their families.

But would Phil Mickelson, who I admired for decades, like to tell us why he decided to throw away his beloved reputation to join the Saudi LIV tour?

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And hey, Florida Governor Ron Deathsantis Best team in MLB so far? Tampa Bay Rays.

They’re having Pride Day June 10! Rainbow Can cooler giveaway. Dare to show up?

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So with some country singers and other right-wing personalities boycotting Bud Light because of a promotion they did with a trans activist, does this mean I have to start drinking the beer again?

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Sex isn’t always safe for older men, especially those with heart conditions. So isn’t about time a woman judge puts a stay of approval on Viagra?

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Forget private superyachts sailing around Indonesia. Just imagine if a Democratic friend of the Biden family gave one of his kids or grandkids so much as a Carnival Caribbean cruise.

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Dumping important news on Friday is way to try to avoid outrage. Matthew Kacsmaryk picks late on Good Friday to stay FDA’s approval of abortion medication for “safety concerns.”

Mifepristone was approved Sept. 2000. So for 22 years women have proved him wrong. GOP hates women.

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Your reminder again, GOP lost their collective sh*t when it was reported falsely that Sonia Sotamayor was simply dining with Democratic leaders and the woman turned out to be Schumer’s wife. Have any GOP leaders said a word about Clarence Thomas?

Finally, Today is another great day to quote my late great stepmother Jean Marshall Crawford, a Democratic party volunteer stalwart in Virginia. “We’re not perfect, but they’re nuts.”

SF Giants are 3-3

In their three losses they have scored 3 runs. In their three wins they have scored 35 runs. Not a typo.

“Siri, how would you define ‘outhouse or castle’?”

ESPN headline “The Rockets say the time for losing is over.” Washington Wizards are going “You can do that?”

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Meanwhile in Washington after the first week of the MLB season, the Nationals are 1-5.

Nats fans are shocked, how’d they win a game?

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Again, I get it, a train wreck is more fascinating to watch than a train running relatively smoothly on the tracks. But government is SUPPOSED to run relatively smoothly. Problem is we have a national media addicted to train wrecks.

Many right-wing media and GOP politicians condemned even peaceful protests outside SCOTUS judges’ homes after Dobbs decision leaked. So why are they silent now as the judge in the Trump NY case is getting death threats against himself and his family

Again, four words “pro life my a**”

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2 printable thoughts on Tricia Cotham, turncoat Dem from very Blue NC district NC who’s now GOP. 1. She called HER own abortion “deeply personal decision”; said GOP was “wanting to play doctor.” 2. She’s huge college sports fan. Soon NC GOP will make top recruits look elsewhere.

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Liberal Janet Protasiewicz elected to SCOTUS by 55 % to 45 % over Daniel Kelly. Wisconsin is a VERY purple state. But number 1 issue she ran on was abortion rights. Kansas in 2022 was NOT an anomaly. Women and the men who love them, care about reproductive rights. And we vote.

More tonight but…

LSU was stronger team in the NCAA championship game than Iowa. But a whole lot of people who turned into NCAA women’s basketball for the first time are seeing Kim Mulkey, a big name coach, get away with things most coaches wouldn’t.

Somewhere Coach K is laughing,

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Although have to figure, seeing a lot of complaining about Angel Reese trash talking/signing Caitlin Clark.

Wonder how much of it comes from hard-core sports fans. Now, I wanted Iowa to win. But you know who I haven’t seen whining about it? Caitlin Clark.

Just my opinion, it’s part of the game.

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Four games into the season, SF Giants have been shut out twice, and scored 19 runs in their other two games.

Going to be that kind of year?

As much fun as a perp walk may be Tuesday, remember, we have a good man in the White House now. Hoping media covers what Joe Biden is up to… We can dream.

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Am a major trivia fan and love the fact that maybe 20 years ago younger players may have a hard time answering the question “What was Donald Trump’s first indictment?”

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If his first indictment makes you more likely to vote for Velveeta Voldemort then you can abandon all pretense of being part of the “Law and Order” party.

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The way I handled 60 Minutes with Marge Three Names was the same way I usually handle Chuck Todd: Don’t watch him.

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But guessing CBS figured it was worth having someone who supports domestic terrorists on for ratings. And those of us who were appalled would come back next week. So may I suggest instead on future Sunday nights watching ESPN’s Sunday Night Baseball?

Disney CEO Bob Iger on Ron Santis’s actions “just to retaliate for a position the company took, is not just anti-business, but it sounds anti-Florida, and I’ll just leave it at that.” That moment when a CEO has more cojones than most of the medi

Headline – “How to bet this weekend’s Final Four.” Uh, based on the teams actually in the men’s Final Four and all the experts’ predictions – one word “Don’t.”

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Wonder what the record viewership for a women’s basketball NCAA tournament final is? And how much are Caitlin Clark and the Iowa Hawkeyes going to break it by? #MarchMadness

Meanwhile for SF Giants fans, two games into the season, they are tied with the LA Dodgers.

And torture is back.

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Almost a shame the first indictment wasn’t handed down April 1 for Donald Trump. He always wanted a day named after him.

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So has a single leader from the “law and order” party said maybe we should wait and see what the indictment says before we blast the Manhattan representatives of law and order?

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Say what you will about Stormy Daniels’ profession. At least she provides value for money when she screws people.

Sudafed is trending which reminds me of the time I tried to buy two packages of the generic version at CVS on a “2 for 1” sale. In many red states it would have been much much easier to buy two guns.

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President Biden is declining to comment on the Trump indictment. Makes sense. Between media and Republicans, anything Joe could say would be wrong.

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Meanwhile, Marge has a primetime 60 Minutes interview. The only way to make CBS regret their decision to interview a woman who is basically a domestic terrorist is not to watch the show.

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Don’t feed making Marjorie Three Names most talked about woman in DC. Many other good women in Congress. I’m proudly Amy Klobuchar fan girl, but pick someone, anyone but Marge. Stacey Plaskett, Tammy Duckworth, Tammy Baldwin, Lauren Underwood.. over 100 Dem women currently in Congress. If you’re on social media amplify one or more of them!

Okay, Aaron Judge, that’s just rubbing it in. #SFGiants

Meanwhile, Justin Verlander, 40, is already on the IL.

On a brighter note for the Mets, some of his medical costs may be defrayed by Medicare.

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Probably won’t be the last, but the first indictment against Trump will come from the Stormy Daniels case. Moral of story: Never f*ck with someone who f*cks for a living

How lucky are the GOP Cowards of Congress? With the two week spring break coming up, they won’t have to dodge Washington DC reporters asking what they think about Trump’s indictment.

Open warning to my celebrating social media pals. Please do not drink a shot for each count against Trump. Your health matters!

Have the Oakland A’s been eliminated yet?

Congratulations to the Sacramento Kings, in NBA playoffs for the first time in 16 years. Even more shocking, they’re one of three Western Conference teams actually IN the playoffs, as opposed to seven other teams who could still end up in the “play-in” games.

Tommy Tuberville, putting our military readiness at risk because disagrees w/ military being able to travel for reproductive health reasons. He talks about “recruitment crisis.” Uh, why would woman join military if she might be deployed now to anti-choice state & can’t travel?

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And Tuberville, complaining if Democrats want to confirm Defense Department nominations they can just vote to confirm all 180 of them. But apparently votes each take hours. Fine, let Schumer cancel Easter break & other vacations to vote and see how Tommy’s GOP colleagues like it.

Again, as Tommy Tuberville wants you to believe he cares about women and life, when he coached at Auburn he had a player charged with statutory rape. Guy got plea deal to lesser charge. Tuberville briefly suspended him & then benched the player for ONE. game.

Lawrence O’Donnell on the Last World points out tonight that Vice President Harris’s talking about the history of slavery on her visit to Ghana would now be banned in Florida schools. Even long-time banana republics have to be appalled at Florida.

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Mike Pence says he has “nothing to hide” with the DOJ investigation of Velveeta Voldemort. Fine, then he should just testify and be done with it. I am sure if a woman is involved Pence can have Mother chaperone.

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Disney 1. Desantis 0.

“If the agreement is deemed to violate rules against perpetuity, it will be in effect until 21 years after the death of the last survivor of the descendants of England’s King Charles III, the declaration said.

Do not f*ck with the Mouse.

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Stephen Colbert -“Kevin McCarthy is so unconcerned about debt ceiling he put concern in…a letter? Slowest form of communication. But seriously, if SINO cared at all about reducing debt, even if he wanted to protect millionaires he might offer to rescind BILLIONAIRE tax cuts.

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New GOP Nebraska Senator Pete Ricketts today in his maiden speech – “limited and responsive government” works.

Why do all these clowns think government should be limited except in our bedrooms and doctors’ offices?

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Understand that many Republicans will never vote for an assault weapons ban, no matter how many children are slaughtered. But am shocked there aren’t at least a few of them willing to say the simple sentence “I’ve changed my mind, it’s time to reinstitute the ban.”

As we approach the end, finally, of the NBA regular season, pretty clear there are a LOT of mediocre, or at least inconsistent NBA teams.

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As of now 3 teams who are under .500 would make the play-in playoff round.

Under .500 wouldn’t even make the NIT in basketball.

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Dan Snyder, the justifiably controversial owner of the Washington Commanders, under more investigations than perhaps any owner in sports, is apparently finally selling the team. He has two bids for $6 billion.

Snyder paid $800 million for the team in 1999. So a potential $5.1 BILLION dollar profit.

Yeah, that’ll teach him.

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Apparently Tuesday was “Respect Your Cat Day.” Uh, isn’t EVERY day “Respect Your Cat Day?”

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WTF CNN??. Attacking Biden today because in the 1980s he talked about raising social security age and in 1975 he said he wanted to sunset entitlements. Going back almost 50 years to both sides something is a bit rich, even for CNN. The network didn’t even exist until 1980.

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Adam Kinzinger is pro-2nd amendment, but he points out you need license to drive a car. And you need to be 21 to drink. And cops have little chance against AR-15s. There are some common sense gun reforms we all should be able to agree on. Common sense now apparently disqualifies you from today’s GOP.

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Seeing some right wing media types using “trans” in the headline about Nashville shooter. Imagine if a newspaper or MSNBC started most of their mass shooting headlines “heterosexual male shooter….” GOP heads would explode.

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Give GOP credit for one thing. Guessing with all the attention, more kids now have seen Michelangelo’s David in all his naked glory than ever before.

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So tired of hearing GOP BS excuse “criminals gonna criminal” and so thus nothing can be done about gun violence. Uh, so by that token do we stop charging people with murder, because criminals are going to kill?

Let’s be perfectly clear, many in GOP make a hero out of a teenager who crossed state lines with a gun he couldn’t legally own, and killed two people in Kenosha. But they want to make criminals of teenage girls who want to cross lines to legally terminate an unwanted pregnancy.

There are actually tickets for next Monday’s NCAA men’s basketball final for under $100 on Stubhub.

Not that it won’t be a great game, but have to figure fans of a lot of big name teams canceled their trip, and fans of FAU, Miami and San Diego State especially probably didn’t think to make travel plans to Houston.

(What’s cool and maybe a first. Tickets to the women’s final start over $200. Twice the price.

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Today’s GOP – kids can’t read books that talk about sexuality, or gender, or even getting their periods. But active shooter drills and reading about children their age gunned down in school is just fine.

(And I wrote this BEFORE the Nashville mass shooting this morning.)

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Rachel Maddow is talking tonight about the increasing number of people who’ve survived one mass shooting now to find themselves involved with another.

This is a sad & twisted only in America version of that old game, what are the odds two people in a room have the same birthday?

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Chuck Schumer talking about Tommy Tuberville holding up senior military nominations over women in military being able to travel for reproductive healthcare. “If everyone held up Pentagon appointments when they felt passionately about anything, the military would grind to a halt. 160 nominations. Including five 3-star general….these are NOT political. It’s because the Senior Senator from Alabama can’t get his way.”

Let’s call it what it is, Tommy throwing a tantrum.

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Marjorie Three Names first joined Congress in 2021. But remember who Georgia also elected to Congress in 2021. Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock. Two great US Senators. Why don’t we ever hear about them? Competence isn’t clickbait.

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Some of Twitter’s source code has apparently been leaked online. Well, and who would do a thing like that? Not like Muskrat has upset any of the engineers who kept this app running.

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Stephen Colbert on Velveeta Voldemort’s prediction of his arrest lst week. “His least accurate forecast since ‘T’il death do us part.-“

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Meanwhile, in Florida, Governor Deathsantis just signed new school voucher bill that would send money to ANY resident parent who wanted it in the state, if their child was age eligible for K-12.

Yes, that would include Tiger Woods’ children, ages 14 and 15, if he wanted the money towards the cost of his his kids’ private school.

Weird NCAA men’s basketball tournament numbers thought. The Final Four are a 9, a 5, a 4 and 5. Adds up to 23. Has there ever been a Final Four with a combined seed total even close?

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FAU website crashed. after their win. But Florida Atlantic University, a public university in Florida, describes themselves as “The Most Diverse Institution in the State University System.” They’re very woke. And they’re very going to the Final Four. #MarchMadness

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As a friend said “Ron DeSantis, Florida Atlantic U.”

Forget a perfect bracket. Did anyone even have San Diego State vs Florida Atlantic University playing to get to the NCAA men’s final?

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Apparently in the NCAA men’s basketball tournamen no one has a perfect bracket left anymore. Except of course, George Santos.

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If you don’t know who Caitlin Clark is and you’re a sports fan,, do yourself a favor before the women’s final four and find. First 40 point triple double Sunday against Louisville in NCAA tournament history.

And now it’s UConn women’s basketball team who will miss Final Four for first time since 2007. Maybe coach Geno Auriemma and Stanford coach Tara Vanderveer can have a watch party.

How many people know Joe Biden was in Canada last week? Where he got standing ovation with Justin Trudeau in Canadian parliament. But guessing more, even liberals, know about Velveeta Voldemort’s hate fest in Waco. Partly that’s on media, but it’s also on us. If you’re on social media, amplify the good!

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Meanwhile “Thousands” of people showed up at Velveeta Voldemort’s rally Saturday in Waco. Whoopie. It’s Texas, they get almost 20,000 for high school football games.

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So is Andrew Cuomo attacking Alvin Bragg’s Trump probe because he thinks he might be the subject of a future criminal investigation?

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Remember when Nancy Pelosi was criticized because she had some conflicts with progressives in the House? When it mattered, Nancy had the votes. And she was in charge. As opposed to SINO McCarthy, who is completely subject to the whims of his fringe House members.

Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick said he had no idea he scheduled today’s hate rally in Waco on the 30th anniversary of the Branch Davidian standoff that killed 86 people including 4 federal agents. Patrick isn’t that stupid. He just thinks we are.