Left Coast Sports Babe

The University of California football team will receive $1.9 million for playing the Fighting Irish at Notre Dame in 2022. It’s all good, as long as none of their boosters travel with the team and try to buy any of the players dinner.

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Terrell Owens said the NFL “should be ashamed of themselves” for the pass interference call on Kittle, especially since the league gave Vikings tight end Kyle Rudolph gave a defender a near-identical shove when Minnesota scored their game winning TD against New Orleans in overtime.

There’s a lot fewer people in California this week telling Saints fans to get over it.

So did Trump fly to Kansas today to attend the Chiefs Super Bowl Parade?

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So Rush Limbaugh mocked those who said smoking was bad for your health and once said, no joke, that he should get “a medal for smoking cigars.” Well, isn’t that kind of what happened? God works in mysterious ways.

Bernie Madoff’s lawyer wants early release after 10 years, as the Ponzi schemer is dying from kidney cancer – “a prison term which was “just & proportionate at time of sentencing may become disproportionately severe based on changed circumstances.”    Uh, Bernie got 150 years..

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Words I never thought I’d write – Thank you Mitt Romney.

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Time to start a pool, so what country is Trump going to extort to try to get dirt on Mitt Romney?

John McCain would have voted “yes” today too.

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Who’s going to be be the first to sell a Nancy Pelosi origami kit?  Or a shredder?

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Wow, now it’s Newt Gingrich is calling for Pelosi to be censured for ripping up Trump’s speech last night. Your reminder that Newt wanted to impeach Bill Clinton over a blow j*b while he was cheating on his 2nd wife with his future 3rd wife.

Trump has suspended Pre-Check and Global Entry programs for New York residents over the state’s sanctuary policies for immigrants. I’m sure all his “Masters of the Universe” donors from Wall Street and banks who fly frequently will be VERY understanding while they wait in long airport lines.

So residents of the state of New York will now have to wait in long lines at airports and customs. What’s Trump going to do to California? And Mitt Romney’s Utah?

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Trump is having a press conference tomorrow at the White House post-impeachment trial where he will no doubt rant about the Witch Hunt. Too much to hope that someone shows up with a barrel of water to melt him?

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For all this argument as to who really won Iowa, we’re talking about a total of around 150,000 votes. Almost all of them from white people who didn’t have to work or take care of children at night.

From Marc Ragovin   “This just in: 1957 Rose Bowl final: Iowa 35/Oregon State 19.”

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Susan Collins “I believe the President has learned from this case.” Well, yeah, like a toddler who learns his parents will threaten but never give him so much as a time out.

Nicest story baseball story in Northern California. We can root for Palo Alto native Joc Pederson again, now that he’s been traded to the Angels.

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So did Dodgers get David Price to make Clayton Kershaw feel better about his history in the postseason?

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But hey, the SF Giants got Wilbur Flores. Well, it’s going to be a busy election season in the Bay Area.

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Researchers say a rare salamander reportedly stayed in the same spot in its cave in Europe for seven years. The lizard must have had his TV remote handy.

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Apparently some Trump supporters are upset because they thought Super Bowl halftime show was “lewd,” “exploitative of women,” one called it “soft-core porn.” I’d respond with some of Melania’s modeling pictures but those would probably get me suspended from Facebook and Twitter.

After Rand Paul tried again to out alleged whistleblower in statement on Senate floor today, perhaps question we should ask, his neighbor lived next door to him for 17 years – how did he go all that time WITHOUT attacking Senator Paul.

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For months all political eyes have been on the upcoming final count from Iowa Caucuses. It’s only January and I think we have a winner in the 2020 #YouHadOneJob competition.

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Maybe instead of an app Iowa Democrats should have built a cornfield on a baseball diamond and have ghosts come out to hand count paper ballots?

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Iowa caucuses might be a major clusterf*ck, but before anyone gets too up or down about potential winners perhaps we should ask for commentary from Presidents Rick Santorum and Ted Cruz?

Anyone else feel like they need a shower after that SOTU?

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For anyone who wanted to know what it was like at Jonestown, watching Cult 45 tonight is probably a good lesson.

Trump has the audacity to mention Harriet Tubman tonight, while he tries to keep her off the $20 bill.

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Trump also honored Rush Limbaugh tonight, who said Michael J. Fox was faking Parkinson’s disease, and was absolutely gleeful at the idea of RBG having terminal cancer. There is no bottom.

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Super Bowl LIV is finally over.   Super Bowl LV pregame show starts tomorrow.

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Quarterback K.J. Costello says he’s transferring from Stanford to Mississippi State to he can play for Mike Leach.  Well, at least he didn’t pretend it was for academics.

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Iowa’s top poll gets cancelled. Iowa’s caucus results may not be known for days. NFL refs are going “Well, at least it’s not us this time.”

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So this morning did residents of Kansas City, Missouri wake up with both a Super Bowl hangover and the news they will be annexed by Executive Order into Kansas?

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If the 49ers had won last night’s Super Bowl would Trump have congratulated the state of Nevada? Or Alaska?!. (Alaska IS the 49th state.)

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But So who drew the short straw last night and got to tell Trump that Kansas City is in Missouri.

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Never ascribe to to conspiracies what can be more easily explained by incompetence. #IowaCaucuses

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Not sure the next step for whoever came up with the new Iowa caucuses reporting app, but a Southwest commercial might be in their future. #WannaGetAway

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Maybe this is all a plot by Democrats in Iowa to stretch these caucus results out right through Donald Trump’s SOTU?

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49ers picked a bad time to do their Atlanta Falcons imitation.

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Not my original line but sent to me by a friend “What do the Super Bowl and Republican party now have in common?” Neither one has Patriots.

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No one tried it, but  the way to beat the Chiefs might have been to let THEM have a 10 point lead.  The alternative  sure didn’t work.

So who can we blame for no Super Bowl Ad featuring the Clydesdales?

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Before the Super Bowl, Trump did not say who he was rooting for.   

Which reason was it?  1. He couldn’t remember who’s playing.   2. He can’t bear to take the chance of being wrong. 3. He thought the 49ers would win and he linked them with Nancy Pelosi.

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Trump congratulated the Kansas City Chiefs for representing the great state of Kansas  so very well. Some statements don’t even need a punchline.

If the 49ers had won think Trump would have remembered they play in California?

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Waiting for Trump to attack Jennifer Lopez for dressing in a foreign Puerto Rican flag during the Super Bowl halftime show.

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Open note to Kansas and Missouri.  Amy Klobuchar might be Vikings fan, but she knows the difference between your two states.

Yes, I know Barack Obama once said he had campaigned in 57 states. People misspeak. But pretty clear that Trump actually THOUGHT Kansas City was in Kansas. Speaking of Kansas, wonder if Donald knows Laura Kelly is now Governor.

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This Groundhog Day thinking maybe Punxstawney Phil went back in his hole immediately after seeing what he thought was a dead relative on Trump’s head.

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Pamela Anderson is splitting from her 5th husband Jon Peters after 12 days! 12 days?! That’s barely a Scaramucci.

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I’m #VoteBlueNoMatterWho2020 But thinking back to Reagan, “officially” diagnosed with Alzheimer’s at 83, and clearly affected sooner, will Democratic candidates who would be 80 in their first term all promise to take regular cognitive tests?

Joe Montana retired 25 years ago this year. I feel old.

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QB Alex Smith told ESPN  he is “very much lucky to be alive” after his November 2018 leg injury, which resulted in life-threatening sepsis and doctors suggesting amputation.    Of course, compared to death and losing a leg, returning to the Redskins doesn’t seem so bad.

Mitch McConnell apparently left DC Friday night with Donald Trump for a Super Bowl party at Mar-A-Lago. And isn’t American system of justice all about the foreman of the jury celebrating with the defendant before a verdict?

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DOJ says now they have emails where Trump discussed withholding foreign aid over information on Biden.   Well if only there were a trial or something where such information might be relevant.

Amazing how many who support Trump and are using Coronavirus as an excuse to be anti-immigrant, are still also so anti-science as to ignore things like flu vaccines and washing hands.

The release of the last supposedly best Iowa Poll has been cancelled, reportedly over an error that left Pete Buttigieg off the list with at least a few callers.
Though to be honest, if you need a poll to tell you who to caucus for, you probably shouldn’t be caucusing.

Rudy Giuliani tweets “admiration for Donald Trump for withstanding the worst and most unjust attack ever on an American President and his family.”

Uh, JFK and Abe Lincoln say “Hi.”

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How times have changed,. I remember traveling with my future husband and having to pretend we were married to check into a hotel. Now a VRBO commercial is touting “find out more about each other.”

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Honestly, GOP Senators already know what Bolton was going to say, & probably believe him, so it wouldn’t have changed verdict. But clearly they decided optics of him speaking at trial were worse than optics of denying witnesses. So his story must have been REALLY bad for Trump

Not this way, never this way, but Kobe Bryant would have to have smiled a bit at completely overshadowing Super Bowl Week.

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“He was somebody that I always respected just because he was so much more than a basketball player. He was highly intelligent, inquisitive, curious. We all know about his competitiveness, but he was a strategist. He focused. He was driven. And would have been successful no matter what he chose to do in life.”  – Quote about Kobe from Gregg Popovich

(Also this post-game quote from Sunday night after the crash –  “Good game, tough loss, who cares?,”

“We all have special thoughts of him to varying degrees no matter whether you knew him a little bit or not at all, even the millions that admired him and cherished just knowing you could watch a game with him in it. You feel like he was your own. That’s when happens when you’re iconic and you’re basically a superhero.”

John Delaney has dropped out of the Presidential race. Shocking millions of Americans who didn’t realize he was ever in it.

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Trump now imposing a travel ban on foreign nationals who have been in China in the past 14 days. Because US Citizens who’ve been in China can’t possibly be infected? I miss having a President who believed in Science.

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So far,  CDC says 10,000 people have died and 180,000 people have been hospitalized during the US 2019-2020 flu season.  If we had a President, she or he might tweet to people that as scary as the Coronavirus is, a simple smart thing Americans might do now, besides washing their hands, is to get a flu shot!!!

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Even the O.J trial had witnesses.

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Mitt Romney was first GOP senator to call for witnesses. Was he putting country above party? Or was Mitt just happy to have the prospect of further days in the Senate where besides water, the only approved drink was milk?

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At a Bernie Sanders rally tonight, Rashida Tlaib led the crowd in booing Hillary Clinton.  Maybe Rashida should pay attention not to Bernie’s campaign but to Amy and Elizabeth’s campaigns.  They disagree without personal attacks. And they respect the roads paved by Hillary.

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Nigeria is on Trump’s new travel ban. Because Donald doesn’t want any competition as the U.S’s #1 Nigerian prince?

Can Astros & Red Sox now claim they were acting in the national interest to keep Dodgers from winning the World Series….and thus escape punishment? Asking for Giants and Angels fan friends.

Once again, part of the insanity about the Super Bowl is prop bets, everything from who the first person to score to the color of Gatorade for the winning coach’s shower.  But this year there should be something new – during the game, who will be the first person Trump insults by tweet?

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So forget impeachment for a while, here’s the real question – did Tom Brady tweet a picture of himself at Gillette Stadium in a blue or white/gold dress?

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John McCain would have voted for witnesses. Period.

So would GOP agree with Alan Dershowitz that if Trump somehow tampers with voting machines or otherwise rigs the election to ensure a 2nd term that it is not impeachable?

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For that matter, what if Trump decides that since his re-election is in the public interest, he is justified in having his opponents jailed or killed? Asking for a democracy.

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As if Sen. Joni Ernst wasn’t despicable enough chortling about Trump’s impeachment’s hurting Biden, now she said it’s “concerning” that Chief Justice John Roberts would not read Sen. Rand Paul’s outing the whistleblower question. Hey Iowa Dem, when caucuses are done, can you focus on voting her out?

CNN reports White House official said Trump and his team are “not concerned about the prospect of new revelations from former national security adviser John Bolton’s upcoming book.” Cool, so let Bolton speak before the Senate.

Your reminder, we have a POTUS shredding rule of law & constitution in plain view & some Democrats are freaking out over single events with various candidates decades ago? I’m solidly for Amy Klobuchar at this point but EVERY Democrat running is a major improvement. #VoteBlueNoMatterWho

As we near the end of January, only two and a half months left in the NBA season.   Which curiously enough, will then about be the length of the playoffs.

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Between Kobe Bryant tragedy and Trump impeachment trial, this might be the first time in modern memory that Americans might almost forget it’s Super Bowl week.

Market Street in San Francisco is trending. Fortunately because it’s now a car free zone. But I miss the days when you saw a location trend and didn’t immediately think “Mass shooting.”

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Trump is tweeting about “Commander in Chiefs.” Is he talking about Andy Reid or Patrick Mahomes?  

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Witness intimidation is a felony. Trump may not be the first President to be impeached, but he is the first to be committing impeachable acts DURING his trial.

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So by Alan Dershowitz standards, if a reporter stands in middle of 5th Avenue and Trump shoots him or her if that’s okay if Donald just claims they were hurting him with fake news?

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Your reminder, the same POTUS who says Bolton’s book contains “Top Secret” information that cannot be revealed, was chatting about planned Soleimani attack on the golf course.

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This Alan Dershowitz comment will age well ” I think I’m the greatest president there ever was and if I’m not elected, the national interest will suffer greatly.’ That cannot be an impeachable offense.”

One of many GOP arguments against impeachment is “let the voters decide.”  So if Barack Obama had decided to try an end run around Mitch McConnell & put Merrick Garland on the Supreme Court by executive order in March, think GOP would have had ANY qualms about impeaching him in an election year?

If Trump were a CEO who had hired as many executives who he then fired, & if those former employees almost all accused him of lying and worse….how long until boards would fire HIM?

We can root for the Astros again. Dusty Baker will be their manager!

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Apparently 49ers fans are buying more Super Bowl tickets than Chief fans. Makes a twisted sort of sense. By San Francisco standards ticket prices are still less than a month’s rent.

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Cornerback Tre Roberson, who’s been playing for the Calgary Stampeders is considered to be the top Canadian Football League free agent this year.  Roberson.reportedly had nine offers but signed with the Bears.  Because Chicago is most likely to give him that sub-zero game-day weather he’s gotten used to in Calgary?

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Carnival Cruise Line is going to ban offensive clothing, including anything with a message promoting hatred or violence. Does that include MAGA hats?

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Whatever you think about the Bidens, at least Joe didn’t give his son Hunter a security clearance.

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Hunter’s board position with Burisma was no secret. If the situation with Joe Biden situation was as bad as GOP makes it out to be, then how incompetent was Trump that he waited over 2 years to threaten Ukraine over it?

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Donald’s lawyer Jay Sekulow finishes up today with “Danger, Danger, Danger!” Uh, does Sekulow realize that Trump makes Dr. Zachary Smith look really good by comparison?
#DangerWillRobinson #LostinSpace (Google it, children. 😉)

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Your reminder next time you have a Senate race where you may not be that excited about the Democratic candidate: Joe Donnelly, Claire McCaskill and Bill Nelson all would at least have voted to hear witnesses.

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In case anyone doesn’t remember, Pam Bondi, who was railing against the Bidens for corruption, in 2013 decided not to join lawsuit against Trump University for tax fraud after Trump gave her $25k donation. (Trump later paid the IRS a $2,500 penalty because the donation came from his foundation and was illegal.)
Also in 2013 Bondi also persuaded Gov. Rick Scott to postpone a scheduled execution because it conflicted with her reelection fundraising event. No joke.

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Trump now apparently considering a ban on flights to China. Again, the stable genius stated just last week he trusts President Xi “It’s one person coming in from China. We have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.”
Are we feeling safe yet?

“Super Bowl Opening Night” tonight at Marlins Park in Miami, a $25 general admission party. Sadly it probably will outdraw Marlins Opening Day.

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WTF? Now MLB is saying DH in the NL might start in 2021. Guess it matters less that Madison Bumgarner is no longer with #SFGiants, but hope this doesn’t make him decide to retire.

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One of the better things to my mind written on Kobe Bryant’s death, if you’re interested.

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a30668419/kobe-bryant-dead-at-41-obituary/

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Tuned it to a bit of the GOP statements –  didn’t realize that Barack Obama was being impeached today.

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As the Bolton potential bombshells from his book emerge, maybe T.S. Eliot had it right “The last temptation is the greatest treason. To do the right thing, for the wrong reason.”

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Have to wonder how people would feel if they knew a murder victim where the killer got off because a witness who saw him do it said nothing… because he wanted to save the story for a book.

Although sometimes to hear GOP talk Donald Trump got elected to deal with the most critical issue of our time, prosecuting Joe and Hunter Biden for nepotism.

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When this presidency is over how many of Trump”s lawyers will be able to find other jobs? #ETTD

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Joni Ernst absolutely gleeful about how, in her mind today’s GOP defense of Trump will hurt Joe Biden in Iowa.
She’s not Donald’s juror, she’s his wingman.

So what’s Alan Dershowitz doing this summer now that he’s pretty certainly not going to Martha’s Vineyard?

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Wonder how Rudy feels about being called a “minor player.”

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Can someone tell Trump that if he testifies on camera in the Senate impeachment trial he would get the bigliest ratings ever?

Damn. No snark. Never was my favorite player but gone way way way too soon. Maybe  Kobe and Wilt can play a helluva pickup game in basketball heaven tonight.

Wasn’t a Kobe fan for his style of play, and like many women was disturbed over the alleged rape. Have lost track of the jokes I have written about him. On the other hand, Bryant not only reconciled with Vanessa, they had more children, he seemed to be a great dad, and as if he would be one of those rare athletes who might have a “second act” as good or better than his first. He transcended sports. The world will miss him.
Carpe diem.

White Sox pitcher Dallas Keuchel, who was on the 2017 Astros “I think first and foremost, apologies should be in order … for everyone on the team.”
Uh, except apologizing means admitting taking part in the cheating.

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Not in any of the major US media but news in Ireland  – Mike Pence had a photo op at Shannon with US troops on their way to Iraq, also “refueling”  at the airport.  The VP was in Rome for a meeting with the Pope.

Uh, Rome to DC is easily within Air Force Two’s range.  On the other hand, Shannon is within an hour from Trump’s money losing Irish resort, where Secret Service  etc would have had to stay.    I’m SURE it’s just a coincidence.

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GOP defense seems to be, even if Trump did it, it’s not impeachable. Trust all GOP senators will go on record that if a Democrat is elected in 2020 she/he can on day one ask other countries to investigate Ivanka/Don Jr/Eric corruption, just in case Trumps run for office in future.

Trump retweeted a tweet about getting rid of NPR. Annual funding for all of CPB is about $445 million a year, about $1.35 per American per year and 0.01 % of the federal budget (one one-hundredth of one percent) of the federal budget.
Wonder how much taxpayers paid in 2019 to Trump hotels and resorts?

White Sox pitcher Dallas Keuchel, who was on the 2017 Astros “I think first and foremost, apologies should be in order … for everyone on the team.”
Uh, except apologizing means admitting taking part in the cheating.

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Have heard there’s an actual spread on tomorrow’s Pro Bowl. And if you know it you just MIGHT have a gambling problem.

George Salcedo, the former UCLA men’s soccer coach who’s been charged in the college admissions scandal, now is accusing the school itself of using athlete admissions “as a vehicle to raise funds” from wealthy donors.

This perhaps is not how the Bruins want to stay competitive with USC.

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Let’s make this a simple question to Americans on both sides of the aisle. If you had a crime committed against you, or if you were falsely accused of a crime, wouldn’t you want all possible witnesses? 

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Pentagon raised reported # of traumatic brain injuries from Iranian missile attack to 34, including 8 soldiers sent home to US for treatment & 9 who were sent to Germany. If one of these soldiers dies wonder how long it will take Trump to blame pre-existing condition? Or Obama.

A slow sports week with the two-week break between NFC-AFC Championships and the Super Bowl.  But Tiger Woods shot an opening round 69 at Torrey Pines. And ESPN is going “Thank you, God.”

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Jimmy Garoppolo attempted 8 passes in SF 49ers NFC Championship win.   Somewhere Bo Schembechler and Woody Hayes are smiling.

You think you’re having a bad day at work. How’d you like to be director of marketing for Corona beer? #CoronaVirus

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Michelle Carter, convicted of convincing her suicidal boyfriend to kill himself,  is freed from jail . And guess what guys, she’s single.

Because the impeachment trial isn’t that big a deal, and Trump spending half a million each weekend golfing is old news, Fox News posts a headline about a story that Justin Trudeau is out of touch because he bought expensive doughnuts.

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US Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin says Greta Thunberg can give economic advice once she gets a college degree. Wonder if he posted that statement on Facebook with his iPhone or using Windows on his laptop. #Zuckerberg #Jobs #Gates

Oooh, Adam Schiff is going there with an ego attack… intimating that Trump’s defense includes the idea that the stable genius was “being led by the nose” by Rudy Guiliani. Don’t spread this story around, it will really annoy Trump.

So since today’s GOP are all such science deniers why doesn’t Trump lead a Congressional delegation to Wuhan, China? #OwnTheLibs #FakeVirus #sarcasm

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About a third of GOP senators reportedly didn’t show up for hearings today. Wonder how that would work for most of us when we get called for jury duty?

What I want to hear a GOP senator asked on the record. “If you tell Donald Trump what he’s done so far is no big deal, what do you really expect if he gets a second term?”

Zion Williamson made his regular season NBA debut tonight, and while on a minutes restriction, still had 3 minutes and 8 seconds in 4th quarter where he scored 17 straight points and briefly gave the Pelicans, who had been down 12, the lead.

San Antonio did come back and win after Zion headed to the bench. Although even without a rookie phenom, as a Spurs fan in 2019-2020 would be nice to see San Antonio take a lead into the 4th quarter without a feeling of impending doom.

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Eli Manning just announced his retirement. Will he follow his brother Peyton into commercials by becoming the new Captain Obvious?

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Trump today minimized the severity of newly reported military concussions and other head injuries from the Iran attacks. How long until he attacks the NFL for their concussion protocol? 

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Former GOP chair and White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus hired as a political analyst by CBS News.   WTF CBS? Were you in a rush to try to sign him up before Dancing with the Stars?

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Sorry, I don’t think anything Hillary Clinton has said defames Tulsi Gabbard as much as the words that come out of Tulsi’s own mouth.

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Trump today on the deadly coronavirus “We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. We have it under control, it’s going to be just fine.” Translation, time to panic.

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Trump says he wants Bolton to testify at impeachment trial but John “knows some of my thoughts, what I think about leaders, what happens if he reveals what I think about a leader & it’s not very positive.” Uh, as if Donald hasn’t already insulted most world leaders, except Putin.

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Trump will attend the March for Life on January 24, the first sitting US president to do so. And while there will he announce more cuts in welfare and food stamps?

Your reminder…. Hunter Biden is not on trial. Donald Trump is on trial.

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How long until Trump attacks Adam Schiff quoting Alexander Hamilton because Hamilton was an immigrant?

Trump “We have all the material, they don’t have the material.” Translation, I’m obstructing justice in plain sight 

Of all the players in my lifetime, this is the one whose at-bats were not only must-see TV, but no one who knew anything at all about baseball would even consider a bathroom break at the ballpark when he was due up.

As a baseball fan in general I loved watching Larry Walker. But if we’re talking advantages for HOF numbers, 9 plus years in Coors has to be equivalent to at least some amount of PEDs.

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While tickets for Super Bowl are over $4,000, tickets for Thursday’s Wizards- Cavaliers game are available on Stubhub for $4.    (Are they asking or paying?)

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Los Angeles City Council approved resolution asking MLB to take World Series championships from Astros and Red Sox and give them to  the Dodgers. Uh, shouldn’t LA also then offer to give the Rams NFC 2019 Championship to the Saints?

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Ivanka is ignoring questions about impeachment in Davos.  Guess that means that along with other wardrobe changes she’s brought both her “senior advisor” and “I’m just my daddy’s daughter” hats.

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Look, I love the Joe Biden elevator moment, and will support him for President (especially if he picks a solid VP.) But heck, Betty White would get the same beloved reaction, and it doesn’t make her my very first choice either.

-Mitt Romney is a taller Mormon version of Susan Collins.

Since #MidnightMitch is trending can I propose a new Democratic goal hashtag for 2020 election? I am sure we can get Eric Clapton on board. #AfterMidnightMitch. #winbig

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Amy Klobuchar in response to Trump lawyer Pat Cipollone saying that the Senators running for President are “upset because you should be in Iowa right now, but instead we’re here.”  “I thought it was kind of unnecessary when the president’s lawyer kind of poked at us for being there.  That’s our job. He said, ‘Oh, they’d rather be in Iowa.’ No, we have a constitutional duty to do our job.”   

Maybe to be fair it was just projection in that Cipollone meant Trump that instead of doing his job,  Trump would always rather be on the golf course.

If there were actual witnesses who exonerated Trump, #MidnightMitch would want them to testify nonstop, and televised on every network. #ImpeachmentTrial

NFL refs have to be happy about yesterday’s AFC and NFC championship games. Both were big enough blowouts they couldn’t change the result with a bad call.

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When Spurs have a 15 point lead with 7 minutes to go and have to come back from being down 2 to Suns with 2:55 to go, safe to say game was not a thing of beauty. 

GOP Rep Andy Biggs from Arizona wrote in an op-ed that “Trump is America’s George Bailey.” Well, Biggs got the movie right, but more like Trump is America’s Henry Potter.

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While some complain about NY Times endorsing two very qualified women for President, your reminder that US is being represented at WEF (World Economic Forum) in Davos by a failed knock-off clothing designer and her husband.

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WNBA has a new contract. It includes business-first class flights for the players. They’ve been flying coach?!!! And here most of us, even short people, have been feeling cramped in a coach seat.

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Right about now not just fans in New Orleans who are wishing Saints were still in playoffs. Fox figures 49ers-Saints game might have been competitive enough to have viewers for 2nd half of  NFC Championship.

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As a Saints fan I wholeheartedly embrace sulking and “coulda, woulda, shoulda.” So hade to admire all these p*ssed off Chicago Bear fans actually getting it trending about how their team drafted Trubisky over Mahomes.

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But okay, did someone tell the Chiefs  that they have to give all their playoff opponents a head start? 

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So how do you lose to the Hawks and then two days beat the Heat?   Schizophrenic  Spurs…

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Trump praised the Packers in Wisconsin at a rally this week and attacked  “Nancy Pelosi’s 49ers.”   I missed his post-game tweet.

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Fox News keeps attacking Virginia governor Northam and Democrats over gun control and a ban on weapons at tomorrow’s rally. So okay, own the libs, Trump needs to start allowing guns at HIS rallies!

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So the new NASA program is called Artemis? Oh please, oh please can someone ask Trump who or what he thinks Artemis is.

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Frightening thought, Trump loves to spill state secrets at his fundraising dinners and to friends. When we do get him out of office what’s he going to do with those former president security briefings?

Trump went to Austin Sunday to speak. Wonder if anyone told him that in 2016, over 65% of the city voted for Hillary Clinton?

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Posted this tweet yesterday BEFORE NY Times endorsement.

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Okay, who besides me really would love to hear the next Elizabeth Warren and  Amy Klobuchar private conversation, maybe in the Senate women’s room before Tuesday’s trial starts.

Possible 2020 Slogan for Baltimore Orioles – “We’re been so bad, you KNOW we’re not cheating.”

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Baseball has long been considered “America’s Game.”  But will all these suspensions and firings this weekend finally be what makes football #1?   Because what’s more American these days than cheating and getting away with it?

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Actual headline on Fox website “Eric Trump: Reports that Joe’s brother ‘leveraged’ family name show ‘the Bidens are a business.'” #Whythereisnosatire

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Trump administration today announced schools can roll back Michelle Obama’s school lunch rules on vegetables and fruits. George H.W. Bush’s saying he didn’t like broccoli now seems so quaint.

Chris Collins, who was the first congressman to endorse Donald Trump, has been sentenced to 26 months in prison for securities fraud. Too soon to start a pool as to when Trump will pardon him? And make him head of SEC?

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Guess Alan Dershowitz had already given up on Martha’s Vineyard this summer.

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“My father would’ve been ashamed of this Republican Party, He would’ve been embarrassed & ashamed a POTUS was as incompetent & traitorous as the man occupying the White House now.”- Ron Reagan You know it’s coming, how long until Trump attacks Ron and his father.

A reporter asked Marsha McSally “should the Senate consider new evidence as part of the impeachment trial? Her posted response “You’re a liberal hack. I’m not talking to you.” Well, yeah, because Arizona voters elected her to stand up to the media. Oh wait, she lost. Never mind.

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Trump Thursday said he will protect the First Amendment right of students to pray in U.S. public schools. So this means Muslim kids can bring their prayer mats, and for that matter, Wiccans can do their rituals?

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Seen with everyone, always at the heart of things – Lev Parnas might be the Forrest Gump of the GOP.

One question many are asking, the Houston Astros were so good, why did they need to cheat? The New England Patriots say “Hi.”

Trump today complained that people are prevented from praying on the football field. Uh what? As a Saints fan I can tell you most people in the Superdome often end up praying, especially in the playoffs. Even the atheists.

Joe Burrow’s father says “if the Bengals do draft him, he’s going to be happy.”
Translation, anything’s better than the Redskins.

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Well, at least the Mets were undefeated in the Carlos Beltran era.

New Orleans police issued arrest warrant for Odell Beckham Jr. on a complaint of simple battery after he simply slapped a Superdome security guard’s butt in LSU locker room. WTF, do they think OBJ’s a Saints referee too?

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JetBlue raised the fee for a passenger’s 1st checked bag from $30 to $35, and 2nd bag from $40 to $45, with a $5 discount if pay in advance. Dibs on “Less than 24 hours” for how long it will take major carriers to follow them. (But no, we don’t have airline monopolies.)

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Congratulations to all those who had Rick Perry in Trump Impeachment Bingo.

Trump says he just got impeached for making a PERFECT PHONE CALL. So why doesn’t he come to the Senate Floor and tell us about it?

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Now that it’s come out that Lev Parnas started working for Fred Trump selling condos over 30 years ago, how long until Donald Trump denies knowing his father?

Apparently former LSU star Odell Beckham Jr was on the field after the national championship game, handing out cash to players. While there was a rumor it was fake, Joe Burrow said ” “I’m not a student-athlete anymore, so I can say yeah,”

Yikes, I like Burrow but possible translation  ‘I’ve graduated off the bus so now I’m okay throwing my teammates under it? 

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“I think you called me a liar on national TV,”
“What?”
“I think you called me a liar on national TV.”
“Let’s not do it right now.. You want to have that discussion, we’ll have that discussion,”
“Any time.”
“You called me a liar. You told me — all right, let’s not do it now.”
Is this a Presidential campaign or an episode of “The Bachelor?”

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So in the Sanders Warren tiff, Trump has announced he believes Bernie. Is ANYONE surprised? The only time Donald believes a woman over a man, it’s when someone accuses Bill Clinton.

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Delta Airlines facing criticism for dumping fuel in Los Angeles area over elementary schools. With California prices, at least they didn’t try to charge people on the ground for free gasoline.

Sexism in two sentences: If Democrats nominate Bernie or Joe, and they lose, no one will say “Well, it just proves an old white man can’t win.” But if we nominate Amy or Elizabeth and they lose….

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I hope Lev Parnas has good security. And a food taster.

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So who’s going to be the first GOP Senator to announce that they are “very troubled” by this possible Trump-involved plot to stalk and maybe harm  Marie Yavanovitch

Who knew the Trump Hotel bar would make Rick’s Cafe in Casablanca seems like a church in comparison?

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Why do I have a feeling that surveillance tapes at Trump Hotel are all in the same place as tapes of Epstein’s cell?

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Meanwhile, no joke, this is the headline on Fox News site “DEMS UNDERMINED – Parnas throws water on Ukraine surveillance claim, ‘crazy’ texts.”
“Undermined?” I don’t think that word means what they want us to think it means.

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Actually, it makes a certain amount of sense. As a travel agent I haven’t recommended Trump hotels in years, many of my clients, even Republicans, have indicated they won’t stay at Trump properties, and the Trump Hotel DC is usually more expensive than anything else in town, including the Four Seasons and Mandarin Oriental. So with people avoiding the place for reasons from politics to their pocketbooks, what better way to make it feel like a private club where you can get away with anything?