Archive for September 2019

Personally foul?

September 7, 2019

Well, at least Oakland Raiders were undefeated in the Antonio Brown era.

Antonio Brown has signed with New England. As if we didn’t already have enough reason to hate the Patriots.

 

But okay, after all his antics, first Antonio Brown gets Jon Gruden to say he would play in the Raiders season opener. Then Brown gets his contract voided to he can immediately sign with the Super Bowl champion Patriots.  So let this be a lesson to all kids, no matter how much talent you have sportsmanship and attitude are what really matter. Oh, wait…

 

This whole Antonio Brown situation was so egregious, have to wonder how soon Roger Goodell will take action and punish the Saints?

Been a tough year for SF Giants fans. On the other hand, have to enjoy seeing Kershaw and the Dodgers Friday night in playoff form.

As the Tide rolled over New Mexico State, good to see that Alabama players weren’t too badly affected by the devastating hurricane in their state.

Took Michigan two overtimes to beat Army today.  If Army had won would Trump some how have taken credit?

 

Howard Schultz says he is ending his Presidential campaign. Well, it always seemed like a tall order, and rather grande-iose.

Trump got NOAA to release a statement backing his Alabama gaffe. Sigh. NOAA is more reality-based when they aid NORAD in tracking Santa Claus.

 

Amy Kobluchar  “As President, I pledge that my Vice President will never stay at my resort. Oh that’s right, I don’t own a resort.”

I miss having a President with a sense of humor.

 

So Trump admits he was going to host the Taliban for the 18th anniversary of September 11?
Anyone but me occasionally think he REALLY is tired of being President and wants to keep acting out until even Republicans say enough?

Maybe the real reason Trump canceled his meeting with Taliban. They refused to stay at Doonbeg?

Hard headed?

September 5, 2019

Antonio Brown may have solved his helmet problem, and now he’s apparently getting suspended by Oakland.  Who had “before the season started? in the pool.

 

Wait, the Steelers actually got two draft picks in exchange for the Raiders taking Antonio Brown off their hands?

 

After blowing a 6 run lead in the 9th, ESPN headline “Mets bullpen bounces back” in an 8-4 win today against Nationals.
Or is it possible Washington hitters were just exhausted?

Nothing is certain but death, taxes, and that the SF Giants should never pitch to Paul Goldschmidt.

Mayor de Blasio says he may drop out of presidential race in October. WTF? Forget eating pizza with a fork, when has a true New Yorker waited a month for ANYTHING?

So let me get this straight, “Moscow Mitch” says he won’t allow a vote on gun control unless “the President” backs a bill.
But when the last President chose and backed a Supreme Court nominee, he wouldn’t allow a vote either.
Hypocrisy much?

GOP Congressman Dan Crenshaw complains “With universal background checks, I wouldn’t be able to let my friends borrow my handgun.”  Some statements don’t even need a punchline.

But hey, so does Crenshaw loan his car to friends too?  Whether or not they have a license?

 

 

Imagine if after saying he’d campaigned in all 57 states, Barack Obama had insisted on showing us doctored maps showing there really were 57 states.

Did Donald Trump think he wouldn’t be caught altering the National Weather Service hurricane map?
Well, he’s not the Sharpie-est tool in the box.

Fox White House reporter John Roberts on Trump’s efforts to justify his Alabama hurricane mistake – “You can see somebody with a Sharpie or some other writing instruments, added a little bit to the cone of uncertainty, which was not a part of the official forecast.””

Uh oh, someone is not going to be happy with State TV.

 

 

So who had the National Weather Service in Trump insult bingo?

 

So how long until Trump issues a White House invitation for Alabama hurricane survivors?

High and dry?

September 3, 2019

Florida State coach Willie Taggart says he thinks his team might have lost in part to Boise State because they weren’t properly hydrated.
If only the game was in a state where they invented Gatorade?

After weeks of drama, Ezekiel Elliott’s agent says a deal with his client and the Cowboys is ‘very close.”

I really don’t care, do u?

 

SF Giants have mostly played their way out of Wild Card race.  And Tuesday 1-0 loss was rough on fans.    On the other hand, not as rough as Mets blowing a 10-4 lead in the 9th.

Last year’s SF Giants were near the wild card race until September too, when Pablo Sandoval also ended up out for the year.  #Coincidence?

 

Travel rant. Do you know how hard it is in a small country like Ireland to be 180 miles from Dublin?
Mike Pence managed to do it, by staying at Trump’s money-losing resort at taxpayer expense. And also at taxpayer expense flying back and forth from the West Coast of the country to the East Coast.
Seriously, LIVERPOOL, England is about 20 miles closer by air to Dublin than Doonbeg.

Pence’s Chief of Staff said, Trump said “‘Well, you should stay at my place.’ ”

“It wasn’t like a, ‘You must.’ It wasn’t like, ‘You have to…”

Right because who would feel pressured at all when replacing your boss on a business when they “suggest” you do something?

 

Latest mass shooter in Odessa apparently failed a federal background check, but got his weapon in a “private sale.”
Now, imagine if US said  (just for one example), “To save lives, we’re now going to regulate opioids more carefully, but hey, if you buy them privately get as many as you want.”

Kroger announced they will no longer allow open-carry in stores. What a shame for all those who felt they absolutely needed to be armed to get the best peaches.

And PSA for those who don’t live near a Kroger.  “Our longstanding policy is that firearms are not permitted in our stores – with the exception of law enforcement personnel. Safeway/Albertsons does not permit weapons of any kind in our stores.”

Millions of the rea$on$.

September 2, 2019

Since college football is “amateur athletics,” as a fan, you can’t even buy a player a sandwich if you see him around town, but Notre Dame and Louisville can play on a bleeping Monday night during the school week because ESPN pays big $$$ to both schools….
Enough to make you long for the purity of pro wrestling.

 

 

Btw, how bad was the hit on Stanford QB K.J. Costello?    Even ESPN, which barely acknowledges college teams in California, wrote this   – “Costello took a shot to the head while sliding — the hit somehow didn’t draw a targeting penalty — and didn’t return.”

Brett Favre will apparently appear in a marketing promo this week for the NFL’s SNF opener featuring the Packers and Bears. Maybe he hopes the exposure will help increase his chances for another comeback?

Another reason I really like Velander (and have only rooted again him once, October 2012),Justin said he’d be lying if he weren’t thinking about joining the company of pitchers who have thrown at least 3 no-hitters.
How many players these days could name more than one of them?

Remember when Tony Romo was dating Jessica Simpson and Cowboys fans thought it adversely affected his play?
Guess Kate Upton isn’t hurting Justin Verlander any.

Meanwhile, as much as Pac 12 fans hate the really late night games, USC fans have to be thrilled most of the country was asleep Saturday night when they almost blew a game to Fresno State.

Early news reports out of Odessa Saturday had two shooters. So just imagine if a bunch of armed civilians had decided to get in their cars and chase after the killer. Wonder how many of them would be dead now too?

So a neighbor of the latest mass shooter in Odessa says she called police last month after he threatened her with a rifle. And that he would frequently shoot animals in his yard. But the police didn’t respond. Right, just another white guy exercising his “god-given” rights.”

Since Donald Trump never misses an opportunity to praise himself why isn’t he talking about his great golf games this weekend while helping US prepare for Hurricane Dorian?

From a new memoir, Call Sign Chaos, written by former Trump Defense Secretary James Mattis with former Reagan Assistant Defense Secretary Bing West.
“lf you haven’t read hundreds of books, you are functionally illiterate, and you will be incompetent, because your personal experiences alone aren’t broad enough to sustain you.”