Archive for April 20, 2017

Bad seed?

April 20, 2017

The Predators are the 1st #8 seed ever in pro sports to sweep #1 seed.  So will someone in Nashville at least write a country song about the Chicago Blackhawks?

 

The Indiana Pacers blew a 26 point lead to the Cleveland Cavaliers in game 3 of their playoff series tonight.  Wonder if they got sympathy call from the Atlanta Falcons.

One of the NFL London games this year will be Browns vs Vikings. Yet again, US disrespects Britain in not sending over professional teams.

SFGiants were off today. Which means their left fielders got about  as many base hits as on a game day.

QB DeShone Kizer, on his future in the NFL “Imagine taking Brady’s intellect and Brady’s preparation and putting it on a guy with Cam Newton’s body. Why can’t I be the greatest?”
Well, just maybe you might be held back by that 10 cent head?

LB Reuben Foster from Alabama said today that at the NFL combine he tested positive for a diluted urine sample, which is considered a positive test of the league’s substance abuse policy.
Foster said it was because he was trying to rehydrate himself after getting food poisoning.
Just once want to hear someone say, “I got caught, I’m sorry.”

Actually if Berkeley protesters really want to upset AnnCoulter the thing to do is IGNORE HER.

US is now trying to arrest Julian Assange. Well, sure, now that Wikileaks has served its purpose with Hillary.

Trump just called #Pavarotti “a good friend of mine.” This Presidency is turning into a Monty Python sketch. “Not dead, sleeping…”

Just wondering, would Trump be quite as sanguine about North Korea potentially launching nuclear missile if he had homes on West Coast?

Attorney General Jeff Sessions “amazed judge on an island in Pacific” can stop Trump’s travel ban. Yeah, the foreign country where Obama was born #cantfixstupid

 

Just guessing that #JeffSessions doesn’t have any vacations in Hawaii planned?

CNN reports that Bill O’Reilly will be paid “tens of millions of dollars” as he exits Fox News because of a “sizable safety net” in his contract. So he’ll be able to settle his future sexual harassment lawsuits.

Mike Huckabee, during an interview complaining about the media: “You know there’s three things you can’t do. You can’t spit into the wind, you can’t climb a ladder leaning toward you or kiss a woman leaning away from you.”
Uh, sir, you are married. Why would you be talking about kissing women? #familyvalues

The greatest love of all.

April 20, 2017

Let’s be real, Fox News is not firing Bill O’Reilly for harassing women. They are firing him because advertisers left.

 

So far NBA playoffs 1st round has so little drama seems only logical function of including 16 teams is television $$$.   Oops, never mind.

A’s new 2017 slogan “Rooted in Oakland.” With their plumbing issues at the Coliseum maybe it should be “Roto-Rooted in Oakland.”

Serena Williams expecting a baby in August, meaning she was pregnant when she won Australian Open in late January.  Four words: Weaker sex my ass.

Aaron Hernandez apparently hanged himself in his jail cell. A sad waste, but hard to be sad he’s gone.

Tom Brady skipped Wednesday’s  Patriots White House visit to attend to “personal family matters.” Meaning Gisele wouldn’t speak to him if he goes?

Would accuse #SFGiants offense of being criminally bad, but case might be dismissed for insufficient evidence.

 

Sorry, when so many MLB pitchers who face #SFGiants pitch best game of season/career maybe it’s not just their stuff. #offensewhatoffense?

 

 

Marshmallow Peeps 1/2 price after Easter. Shouldn’t stores wait to put Peeps on sale until they are near their expiration date in 2100?

Bill O’Reilly met the Pope Wednesday in Rome. Well, at least His Holiness is one person in a skirt we know O’Reilly won’t grope.

UC Berkeley called off an Ann Coulter speech due to worries about potential violence, but she and the students who invited her said she’ll come anyone and “speak on or off campus.”
Now, I’m for free speech, even in this case.
But before we allow Coulter to take the moral high ground thinking just maybe a woman who doesn’t want violence shouldn’t say things like “N Korea will make nuke capable of hitting Seattle! Situation will be dire as soon as they can hit a city worth saving.”

Trump supported O’Reilly, but Bill is still out. So where are the tweets slamming #FakeNews Fox News?

Trump praises Patriots & slams “the good ol’ pundits, God they’re wrong a lot, huh?” Uh, actually pundits all expected New England to win.

From my funny friend Alex Kaseberg  “Tom Brady decided to skip the White House Super Bowl winner ceremony. It’s not a big deal. Brady has won five Super Bowls. He’s been to the White House more than Melania Trump.”