Early Halloween?
Of course it’s only April, but the two Orange & Black teams in #MLB are a combined 14-2. #Orioles #SFGiants
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#BusterPosey might be googling #WallyPipp on his phone about now. #TrevorBrown #SFGiants
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#BruceBochy said before Monday’s #SFGiants #Rockies game he’d like #TrevorBrown to hit a home run in all of his starts. So is #Brown taking him seriously?
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#Dodgers payroll over $253,000,000. Now #MagicJohnson was 1 of greatest ever #NBA players. But did anyone tell him #MLB teams need something called a bullpen?
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Tickets to Kobe Bryant’s last game are going for at least $800. But really, if you just wanted to see Bryant play a meaningless game, for that price you could have probably bought tickets to the Lakers whole home season.
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Headline: “Lindsay Lohan is engaged. ” And most Americans no doubt are thinking “in what?”
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Popular porn site xHamster announced yesterday that when anyone with a North Carolina IP address visits the site, they will be asked if they support the new anti-LGBT law. If they say “yes,” they will be blocked. Now that’s REALLY hitting below the belt.
Somewhere Dick Cheney is going “And your point is?”
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Paul Ryan, “Let me be clear: I do not want, nor will I accept the nomination for our party.”
Didn’t he say the same thing about becoming Speaker?
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The NFL has denied Josh Gordon’s petition for reinstatement. Of course, it doesn’t help when you petition AND fail a drug test in the same month.
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Music producer and reality tv star, David Gest, 62, known best to Americans as Liza Minnelli’s ex-husband, was found dead at a London hotel today. He had been preparing to tour with a new show “David Gest Is Not Dead But Alive With Soul.” Guess maybe it wasn’t the best choice of title. #bustohell
Donald Trump is upset about the possibility about losing the GOP nomination despite having the most delegates. “The system, folks, is rigged. It’s a rigged, disgusting, dirty system.”
Now Trump doesn’t really have a problem with a rigged system, he’s just used to being the one doing the rigging.
And btw, who says the Spurs are boring? Though just guessing none of them will get a call anytime soon from #DWTS. https://twitter.com/spurs/status/719925467042582528/photo/1
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
April 13, 2016 at 5:41 am
Must tell you. My wife and I winter in Sarasota. When the Orioles moved here they had a contest to select a Stadium Announcer for all of their Spring Training games. 66 people tried out. I won! Was great!
April 13, 2016 at 3:45 pm
congrats billy. so you are the one that gets the credit for their start?
April 13, 2016 at 7:18 am
Oh that’s a lovely Lindsay Lohan line, Evil and wicked.
Oh and the xhamster line is also beautiful.
On Tue, Apr 12, 2016 at 11:50 PM, Left Coast Sports Babe wrote:
> left coast sports babe posted: ” Of course it’s only April, but the two > Orange & Black teams in #MLB are a combined 14-2. #Orioles > #SFGiants – #BusterPosey might be googling #WallyPipp on his > phone about now. #TrevorBrown #SFGiants – #” >
April 13, 2016 at 7:27 am
Given how opposed Paul Ryan appears to be about being President, I guess it’s a good thing Romney didn’t win and die in office. “But I really don’t want to be President. Oh, is that how it works?”
April 13, 2016 at 3:46 pm
good point david.
April 13, 2016 at 10:49 pm
Super Agent Drew Rosenhaus has just dumped Johnny Manziel as a client. Johnny will now be totally out of football, but if he has any arm at all, a job opening has just become available. Baseball’s Atlanta Braves are needing a “Closer”.