Kings of the road?
The San Diego Padres have scored 0 runs in 3 games at Petco & 29 runs in 2 games at Coors. Will hitters petition to play 2017 home games in Denver?
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#SFGiants are experimenting with batting the pitcher 8th. #MadBum is making a strong pitch to bat at least 6th.
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Zach Johnson missed the cut at the Masters after a replay showed that his club accidentally touched the water when his ball was partially submerged and he was assessed a 2-shot penalty. And people think the balk rule is arcane.
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The cost of mailing a letter will drops to 47 cents starting April 10. And millennials are going “What’s a letter?”
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It’s been two days since the American Idol final finale. So have we all forgotten the name of the white guy with a guitar who won yet?
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LB Von Miller says if it were up to him, he’d have Johnny Manziel on the Broncos. Hmm, can you get concussions from being on Dancing on the Stars?
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Has Bernie Sanders just forfeited any claim to outsider status? He and his wife were seen attending a performance of “Hamilton.” Uh, even most 1 percenters can’t get those tickets.
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Cruz says he was “double-crossed” by Kasich in Michigan for delegate spots, Kasich’s campaign said the Cruz campaign broke their end of a deal first. Oh this horrible GOP on GOP violence. #ifonlytheywerearmed
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So as some in the GOP like to talk about Bill Clinton’s indiscretions while Hillary is running for president, it’s interesting to note that the Speaker who led the proceedings was having an affair, his replacement quit after news broke of multiple affairs, and then HIS replacement turns out of have molested at least four teenage boys. #Familyvalues
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April 10, 2016 at 8:16 pm
On the bright side Jordan, there wasn’t even a KP prize on that hole. If it was a “Scramble”, you could have chosen my 55 yd “wormburner” tee shot.
Dan Forsman lost the lead a few years back with a quintuple on that same hole, and told the press that he would lay up next year.
April 10, 2016 at 8:24 pm
No fried chicken & collard greens again! What are they gonna serve for the Masters dinner next year??? Melton Mowbray pies; bangers and mash; black pudding; mushy peas and smoked kippers for dessert?