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Spencer Bivens story

June 17, 2024

Posted link yesterday about new SF Giants relief pitcher, 29 year old rookie


But been told it is paywalled.

So here’s the whole story: – Long read but a good one for any baseball fan, especially if you like underdogs.

MESA, Ariz. — The call that changed Spencer Bivens’ life, the call he’d been waiting to receive for almost five years, came in the middle of stretch.

It was May of this year, a sunny day in the small North Carolina town of Gastonia, and Bivens was entering his second year with the independent Honey Hunters of the Atlantic League. This was the highest level of baseball he’d ever played and, he feared, the highest level he’d ever reach. The right-hander was already 27, past the age anyone could be considered a prospect, and just to get this far had required a climb so long and gradual, he had barely seemed to ascend at all.

He’d started about as far from baseball’s epicenter as possible. His professional career began in France, where he was paid in cash and where games are played only on the weekends. After a journeyman collegiate career, going overseas had been the best and only option available to him. Since then, he’d gotten closer to the majors geographically, bouncing around a variety of stops in American independent ball, yet his dream of playing in the big leagues felt just as distant as it did across the Atlantic.

The 2022 season was going to be his best shot. He’d shown up 25 pounds heavier, with the height and wiry muscle definition of an NBA shooting guard, and with a fastball that was hitting the mid-90s. He had a sinker that ran and dived and a slider that swept in the other direction. This, the result of years of grinding on baseball’s fringes, was as good as he’d ever been. If he couldn’t make it now…

Then, that May afternoon, it happened. As his teammates stretched in foul territory, Bivens retreated behind the batting cage shell for a modicum of privacy. The San Francisco Giants were on the line, and they wanted to sign him. He was finally being raptured into affiliated ball. “It was total euphoria,” Bivens recalls. “I started crying damn near immediately.” When he hung up, his teammates went wild. He took a curtain call during that night’s game. After it, he grinned giddily as he endured a beer shower.

Six months later, Bivens stands astride a mound in Arizona, firing warmup pitches before tossing a frame in the Fall Stars Games. The event is the showcase for the best minor-league talent in the Arizona Fall League, and several of the game’s wunderkinds are here. Jordan Walker, Zac Veen and Jackson Merrill were first-round draft picks. Jasson Dominguez and Noelvi Marte earned millions as international signees. And then there’s Bivens, the 28-year-old who began his career in a town outside of Paris.

He may be an outlier, neither highly drafted nor highly compensated and older than the competition by a half-decade at least, but the 6-foot-5 righty is nonetheless among his peers. He posted strong numbers at Low A after joining the Giants, reaching Triple A by season’s end. This fall, he recorded an 0.87 ERA in seven relief appearances and struck out more than a batter per inning. Clad in Giants gear except for a Scottsdale Scorpions hat, it’s easy to picture him on a major-league mound. That might have seemed ridiculous a year ago, but now it feels very real.

If he makes it, it will be because he believed in himself when almost no one else did, because he ignored the game all the times it hinted that he should walk away. Whether in France or North Carolina or throwing into an old couch in his basement, he was certain he could do big things in baseball. “I’m going to put it in when the vision isn’t even seeable,” Bivens says. When you see things others don’t, some might call you gifted. Others will say you’re losing it.

But now, a big-league jersey on his back and a big-league baseball in his hand, Bivens knows that when you bet that big on yourself, only one thing matters: whether you were right.


When nobody would let him play baseball, there was his couch.

Bivens’ path through the game has been long and winding — in a recent interview, a simple stop-by-stop retracing of it takes him 13 minutes to complete — but then, right at the beginning, is when his dream laid on its deathbed. He’d grown up in State College, Penn., the home of Penn State, and he wanted more than anything to pitch for the Nittany Lions. A tattoo of Pennsylvania, with a star marking his hometown, adorns his left wrist. He’d played a year at a junior college and then transferred into Penn State, a tall and skinny righty who had trouble touching 90 mph. He made the team his first fall on campus and then … failed a drug test.

He’d stopped smoking weed after enrolling, he says, but the drug apparently hadn’t cleared his system. (The NCAA has since raised the threshold for what triggers a positive test.) The test result cost him his spot on the team and, he feels, any chance he had at making it again. Not that he didn’t try. He remained at Penn State for the next two years, weathering a shoulder surgery in the interim, hoping for another chance at cracking the squad. It never happened. Smoking “totally ruined my chances of playing there,” he says. “It’s a regret I’ll have with me until the day I die.”

So, he turned to his sofa. Not for comfort, but as a throwing partner. His apartment at State College had an unfinished basement, and Bivens found an old couch on a giveaway site. He was coming off surgery, several years into his doomed quest to pitch in the Big 10, and he needed work. All winter, when students were bundled up in heavy coats and baseball fields were frozen over, muffled pops could be heard emanating from his basement as ball after ball pelted the cushions.

That was taking care of the present, but Bivens needed to worry about the future. He needed a place to play. Enter Rogers State, a former NAIA program in Oklahoma that had recently jumped to Division II. Conveniently, the Hillcats needed pitchers. Recommended by a former JUCO teammate — nobody from the program ever watched him pitch, in person or on video, according to Rogers State coach Chris Klimas — Bivens landed a spot. “We just brought him in hoping he could chip in somewhere,” the coach says. Bivens was 23, an age by which most collegiate players have graduated, and still living around 90 mph.

But he could spin it. Klimas remembers the first bullpen Bivens threw as a Hillcat. The coach had been tending to his hitters in batting practice when he wandered toward the bullpen. He was about 10 feet out when he locked eyes with his pitching coach, who just nodded. “That’s going to work,” the pitching coach said. Indeed, Bivens earned a rotation spot, recording a 4.17 ERA his first year in 2017 and a 2.37 mark as a 24-year-old senior. To make the most of his dwindling eligibility, he took classes only in the spring semester.

After that, he faced a familiar dilemma. He’d gone unsurprisingly undrafted, but he wasn’t ready to call it quits. He once again needed a place — any place — to play. “Spencer was not going to be denied,” says Klimas. “He was going to keep going until someone took the glove away from him.” But where do you go when the minor leagues don’t want you? How do you start a baseball career without the express written consent of Major League Baseball?

As Bivens’ senior year drew to a close, those questions ate at him. Then, just when it appeared no avenues into pro ball would reveal themselves, an old teammate began posting Snapchats from France.

Bivens pitching in France. (Photo courtesy of Spencer Bivens)


The second most important call Bivens ever received, the call that turned him into a professional baseball player, came as he trudged through O’Hare Airport in Chicago. To that point, the only baseball gig he’d been able to find was with the Lemont Ducks of the Centre County Baseball League back home in State College. (The club’s Twitter account has three followers.) Bivens was returning home from a visit to Rogers State when a Frenchman rang.

The man ran the Lions of the French Division I, a team that plays in Savigny-sur-Orge, just a 20-minute train ride from the center of Paris. Bivens hadn’t realized they existed until he opened Snapchat one day during his senior year. He and Tim Mansfield had played together back in junior college, and Mansfield kept posting updates from France. Each produced a flurry of questions from Bivens. How are you doing that? What’s it like over there? Mansfield would reply, but with something less than encyclopedic detail, prompting more questions. “I was on his ass about it,” Bivens says. (Reached by phone, Mansfield agrees. “He definitely wore my ass out,” he laughs.)

The baseball in France, Bivens says, is better than you’d expect. Rosters are mostly filled with ex-pats. (“An Australian guy, a Dominican guy and a Venezuelan guy” is not the start to a joke, but a list of Bivens’ flatmates.) There are also native French players, who play the game at what Bivens approximates to be a Division III level. Baseball is not big business in France, with games played only on the weekends, and it pays only $500 a month. “But I was shocked,” Bivens says, “by how much they love the game.”

His first game was in Toulouse, a six-hour drive south. It was a 71-degree March day, and a crowd of 200 French fans milled around the bleachers. They grilled and drank beer and smoked cigarettes, watching the game at the same time. Some played bocce ball. Bivens adopted the same laidback lifestyle away from the park. His favorite pastime was to take the train into Paris, where he would “sit by the Seine and drink wine.” He learned the city and the language well enough to pass as a local, or at least to not stick out as much. If you’re planning a visit, he has some tips to blend in: “Buy cheap wine and don’t take a crazy amount of pictures.


Bivens posted a 2.51 ERA in about 75 innings with the Lions. For his next step, he looked not west toward home, but deeper into Europe. Leaning on a Facebook community called Baseball Jobs Overseas — the group has more than 3,500 followers — he landed a spot with a Czech club called Kotlářka Praha for the 2020 season. It came with an apartment in Prague, flights in and out and a bigger salary than he’d made in France. It wasn’t a conventional baseball career, but there were worse ways to make a living.

Bivens was looking forward to it. He’d brushed up on his Czech and was just two weeks away from stepping on a plane when COVID-19 shut down the world. There would be no baseball season in Prague, or most anywhere else.

“Damn,” Bivens thought to himself, hardly for the first time, “what am I going to do now?”


Since returning to the U.S. two years ago, Bivens has crisscrossed Appalachia more than a bootlegger during Prohibition.

There were the Washington Wild Things in Pennsylvania and the Lexington Legends in Kentucky, both of whom were among the few non-MLB teams to play baseball at all in 2020. (Former Reds star Brandon Phillips recruited him to the latter.) When the Wild Things released Bivens early in the 2021 season, a friend lined up a bullpen with the West Virginia Power of the Atlantic League. Bivens drove down from Pittsburgh, pitched, got back in his car and was halfway home when the job offer came through. Bivens joined the Power at the start of a two-week road trip and was traded to Gastonia on the last day of it. He didn’t wind up back where his car was for a full month.

It was an itinerant lifestyle, and one that showed few signs of upward progress. At 27 and with a 7.47 ERA across three organizations in 2021, he hardly seemed poised to take off. When he’d return home, he’d detect a hint of pity in the voices of his friends. “You’re still playing? That’s so cool,” they’d say with a patina of condescension, as if he were a five-year-old determined to become a dinosaur vet. At the field, he was surrounded by guys kicked out of affiliated ball, many of them “very sour and very salty” about being left on the curb. “Nothing but, ‘Ah, it’s so hard to make it back, it’s so hard to do this and that,’” he says. “I hadn’t even had these experiences.”

If he wanted a chance at them, he’d have to make some changes. Bivens joined Gastonia with a four-seam fastball that sat about 91 mph and didn’t move much. That was just about all his long, thin body could put behind the baseball. “He seemed like he was overwhelmed and overmatched,” says John Anderson, a former Blue Jays farmhand who played for the Honey Hunters that season. But when Bivens reported to spring training at the beginning of this year, Anderson and others immediately noticed that he looked completely different.

Finally heeding the advice of his longtime mentor, former Braves farmhand Troy Allen, Bivens had added 25 pounds of muscle. He signed up for Tread Athletics, a pitching development company that offers training online. Allen counseled Bivens to junk his four-seamer in favor of a sinker that had wicked arm-side movement, and Bivens picked up a new slider grip from a post he ran across on social media. He showed up in Gastonia this spring sitting in the mid-90s with nasty movement.

“He was legit nasty,” says former big-league pitcher Deck McGuire, who met Bivens this spring with Gastonia, “and I had a pretty hard time understanding how he’d never had an affiliated job.”

To finally check that box, Bivens didn’t have to wait much longer. Though he’s heard an apparently apocryphal version of his discovery — San Francisco president of baseball operations Farhan Zaidi is a very busy man with many responsibilities, and did not just happen to see a tweet with the righty’s pitch metrics — the Giants were indeed on his case. As a partner league of MLB, the Atlantic League provides advanced data to all major-league clubs, and the numbers undergirding Bivens’ new arsenal immediately popped off the spreadsheet. Bivens was the kind of low-cost bet the team should be making, says farm director Kyle Haines. “You can go with the common name that’s familiar on some of those sheets, but you probably know what you’re going to get,” Haines says. By contrast, Bivens offered something few indy ball players could: upside.

Thus, that fateful May phone call, the realization of years and years of scratching and clawing and sometimes just holding on. Bivens ended the conversation with a yes, and then with a question. Stretch was over in Gastonia, and the pitches were about to loosen up. “He asked if he could continue to play catch,” Haines says. Yes, the farm director replied. Just don’t get hurt.

When you’ve grinded that long, it’s hard to know when to stop.


Now, several chapters into his story, Bivens has reached what many other players would consider the starting line.

Just because he’s in doesn’t mean he’s not in danger of falling out. For years he’s climbed an organizational baseball ladder that older players were descending. Being 28 already is hardly an advantage. “If this is what he wants to do,” says Klimas, the Rogers State coach, “he has no choice but to go out there and perform.” Affiliated ball can be just another flavor of anonymity, and relievers approaching 30 tend to get their walking papers before 21-year-old draft picks.

But Bivens hasn’t washed out yet. He posted a 2.70 ERA with Low-A San Jose, and he’d have similar numbers over two brief Triple-A stints if not for one rough outing. After watching him pitch without interference for two months to get a sense of his strengths and weaknesses, the Giants have lavished him with the same kind of analytical attention that they would any prospect. He’s sharpened a few pitches and has dramatically improved his understanding of how to deploy them. “The reps in Triple A really built a lot of confidence for him,” says Haines. “It built confidence in us, too.” Bivens’ fall league selection is a sign of the esteem in which San Francisco holds him. Each team is allowed to send only seven or eight players, and they don’t waste the slots on nobodies.

He’s close now — after five years as a professional, he’s finally signed an agent — but he is determined to fend off complacency. “I don’t know how to explain to my friends that nothing’s changed,” he says. “I haven’t made it.” His proximity has only intensified his determination. He wants to do it for his parents, who were always in his corner. He wants to do it for his grandmother in Virginia who is battling Parkinson’s. He wants to do it for his 13-year-old half-brother, who lives with his father in Japan. They communicate mostly by FaceTime. “I want him to see me play,” Bivens says. “I want him to know that you can do anything.”

Bivens has always believed that, even when few did. Now, as he squares up his first batter in the Fall Stars Game, it’s easier to find that confidence. The leadoff walk he issues might have shaken others, but Bivens settles down to retire the side with two strikeouts and a soft groundball to second. His fastball sits 93 mph. His arm feels fresh and he steps toward the dugout feeling light. Today, more than any time he can remember, anything feels possible.

Disasters and beyond.

August 30, 2011

Not saying things have gone from bad to worse with the San Francisco Giants. But their lineup was just declared eligible for federal disaster relief.


SF Giants star prospect Gary Brown was named the Calfornia League player of the week, going 17 for 30 at the plate for San Jose. Trying to remember the last time the SF Giants got 17 hits in a week….

Randy Wells of the Chicago Cubs had a 5.53 ERA this year and had never thrown a shutout in his professional career. Tonight he tosses complete game two hit shutout against the San Francisco Giants. What more do you need to know about the Giants’ 2011 season?

SF Giants are hoping to improve their woeful offense when rosters expand Sept 1. Wonder if any of the stars from the Huntington Beach Little League World Series champions are available.

Anyone else notice that headlines indicating “Hurricane Irene wasn’t nearly as bad as expected” usually translate to “New York City didn’t get much damage?”

No, it’s not your imagination, those lines and hold times are getting longer:

According to the NY Times, quoting Federal Transportation statistics, U.S. airlines had 637,000 employees in 2001 but only 474,000 in June 2011.

But in the airlines’ defense, they say that of those employees who work in reservations, at least a dozen speak English.

ABC News reports that Warren Jeffs, the polygamous sect leader and convicted child rapist, is in a coma and may not survive. “That’s really a shame,” said absolutely nobody.


The new lineup is out for “Dancing with the Stars.” Two names on the list: Kim Kardashian’s brother Rob, and political pundit Nancy Grace.

So we are about to find out the answer to that rhetorical question – “Could reality TV possibly get any more annoying?”

My friend Andy reports a sighting in Columbus, of an Ohio State t-shirt stating “WTF” on the front. And “Lost the vest, still better than the rest” on the back.

“Lost” the vest? At OSU? Nah, sold it more likely. Or traded it for tattoos.


A male fan was knocked unconscious when he fell in a stairwell at Rangers Ballpark. Many have assumed it was alcohol related but the Texas Rangers for now are not giving out any information. Of course, this is the team formerly owned by George W. Bush. It could have been a pretzel.


Michael Vick and the Philadlephia Eagles have apparently agreed to a six-year, $100 million contract. Wonder how much that is in dog years.

This just in: Michele Bachmann’s campaign now says she was only joking when she described Hurricane Irene the D.C earthquake as a warning from God.
This also just in: God says He was only joking when he sent us Michele Bachmann.

Foreign exchange?

August 9, 2011

Lebron James says that despite the possibility of the lockout cancelling the entire NBA season, he is not considering offers to play internationally. Apparently he’s found out that foreign teams expect you to play all four quarters.


And in the U.S., football fans are eagerly looking forward to the preseason starting on Thursday.

Meanwhile, up in Canada, Toronto Argonauts fans are saying “Any chance of moving that lockout up here, eh?”

(the Argos are 1-5, losers of five straight, and have been outscored 128-178.)


San Francisco Giants manager Bruce Bochy says he used a hypnotist to break his habit of chewing tobacco. Good for him, but maybe next he could use the same hypnotist to break his players’ habit of swinging at pitches out of the strike zone?


The Pittsburgh Pirates had lost ten games in a row before Monday night. Maybe the only way to turn the stock market skid around is to send in the San Francisco Giants.

(And open note here to fans of the Padres, Astros, Mariners, Dodgers etc. Fine by me to use any of these Giants jokes and substitute the team that is currently driving you crazy.)

Some supporters of Michele Bachmann think Newsweek deliberately chose a cover photo that made her ‘look crazy’? In response, Newsweek said that if they really intended to make Bachmann look crazy, they would have filled the cover with her quotes.

Arnold Schwarzenegger apparently went biking Sunday in an “I SURVIVED MARIA” t-shirt. When they heard about it the Kennedy family allegedly said “Until now, a**hole.”

Sunday night’s ESPN Game of the Week between the Red Sox and Yankees went four hours, and that’s BEFORE the game went into the 10th innings.

Why wouldn’t MLB try to enforce rules meant to keep the game moving along? Four hours is insane, and I don’t think I can remember seeing so many commercials during a regular season game. Oops, never mind.


The weird world of investing. The S & P downgraded U.S. debt, so investors started fleeing the market for… Treasury bonds?!


On the new Pan Am television show, ABC-Disney is trying for 1960’s realism, to a point. There will be no smoking by the flight attendants. No word on further nods to modernity will mean pilots drinking in the cockpit and ATC controllers napping in the control tower.


Fallout from the SF Giants-Philadelphia Phillies brawl last Friday. The Phillies’ Shane Victorino was suspended three games. Further fallout from the Giants-Phillies brawl. Ramon Martinez and Eli Whiteside be fined and not suspended. As for Bruce Bochy, MLB figures having to play a .216 hitting catcher is punishment enough.


Jorge Posada, batting .230, has been benched indefinitely as the Yankees catcher/DH. Giants fans are going – “A .230 hitting catcher? This year we can only dream.


Federal airline ticket taxes are being collected again. And airlines have started rolling back last month’s fare increases, so the prices are likely to be the same. What a coincidence.

Commie pinko time: S & P, the only ratings agency to downgrade U.S. credit rating, is owned by McGraw-Hill. The CEO of McGraw-Hill, Harold McGraw III, is a big Romney supporter and was part of W’s economic transition team. Coincidence?

Base-brawls etc.

August 13, 2010

Cincinnati Reds pitcher Johnny Cueto has been suspended seven games for his part in a brawl with the St Louis Cardinals that resulted in at least one injury. No word on if Cueto will be disciplined further by the Reds but apparently he has received at least a tentative offer from the Bengals.

After an altercation with his father-in-law, Mets closer K-Rod was arrested and charged with criminal assault. After blowing a 9-2 lead in the eighth against the Phillies and losing 10-9, however, wonder if the Dodgers bullpen will be arrested and charged with criminal negligence?-

On a brighter note for New Yorkers, there’s now a Pop Tarts store in Times Square. For all those folks who would normally go to the Hershey’s store but are on a health kick.

Wonder how they came up with New York for the store. Guess they figured locals have always been looking for some kind of food they could actually toast and eat out of hand for breakfast?


Okay, some either fascinating or useless baseball trivia, not that those are mutually exclusive. Whether or not they make the playoffs, the Giants lead the majors in Golden Spike award winners (top amateur player in the country.) Buster Posey – 2008, Tim Lincecum -2006, Pat Burrell -1998.


Another weird baseball item. Today in San Francisco at the Giants-Cubs game, it was a 7-7 game in the bottom of the ninth with the bases loaded, and Andres Torres hits a ball that bounces over the fence. Giants won 8-7. Shouldn’t a ground-rule double make the final score 9-7? (A home run would have made the score 11-7.)


The U.S. Womens gymnastics team finally received their Olympic bronze medals, ten years after the fact, because the Chinese team was found to be underage. Meanwhile, the young women from that Chinese team have hopes of winning this year’s All-Asia High School Championship.

The latest craziness in the citizenship wars is the rumor that women are coming here to the U.S. to have “terror babies. All these cute little U.S. citizen babies who will grow up to become terrorists? Doesn’t that at least temporarily describe most American teenagers?.

Senator John McCain said today that Snookie was “too good-looking to go to jail.” Said former Governor Rod Blagojevich, “hey, that’s MY excuse.”

Maxine Waters’ grandson has apparently been working as her chief of staff. Many Republicans have been condeming her for nepotism, but not for some reason, our most recent ex-president.


In California, it looks like both Carly Fiorina and Meg Whitman have finally come out against repealing the 14th amendment. While we’re on the subject of amendments, however, many voters would feel more better about both women had they actually been taking advantage of the 19th.

The San Francisco Giants and other jokes.

May 20, 2009

Well, their hitting anyway.

Big Papi, David Ortiz, final hit his first home run in 150 at bats.  Which should make him an honorary Giant.

Variation on an old joke.  How can you criticize the San Francisco Giants’ offense.  There’s insufficient evidence.

The San Francisco pitching staff may soon start referring to themselves as “Bra-less.”  As in, no support.

At this point the Giants are scoring less than a Star Trek convention.

University of Tennessee football coach Lane Kiffin was guilty of a minor NCAA rules violation for his early announcement of a recruit’s signing on Twitter.  This is shocking.  There are grown men who Twitter?

After the finale, we’ve learned one thing about America.  We may be ready for a black president. We’re just not ready for an American Idol with black nail polish.

The NCAA has denied another year of eligibility for Florida State receiver Corey Surrency because he previously played for the Florida Kings, a  semi-pro team. Well, if that’s the standard,  Surrency would have been better off had he just played for the Detroit Lions.

A man called 911 because his adult son wouldn’t clean up the mess he had made.  Yeah, it’s tough these days to be George H. W. Bush.

Desperation…

December 4, 2008

So at this point Detroit automakers say they will do anything for a bailout….  Anything except actually making cars Americans want to buy.

Bill Clinton said this week that he would “stay out of Hillary’s way.”  Isn’t that what he’s been trying to do for most of their marriage?

 

Protesting a bit too much?

The New York Giants issued a 425 word statement denying that they tried to cover up Plaxico Burress accidentally shooting himself.   425 words?   The Gettysburg Address was only 272!


One line from the statement  – “No one from the Giants had any involvement with any decision by the hospital concerning its reporting requirements relating to gunshot wounds,” said Pat Hanlon, vice president of communications.    No comment. 

The whole incident generates a  potential followup to the question “How do pro athletes get so many DUI’s when they could easily afford personal drivers?”   As in,  “If you are a real NFL star isn’t someone in your posse supposed to be carrying the gun for you?”

Quite a night in New York.  Rockefeller Center lit up their Christmas tree, and then the Cleveland Cavaliers lit up the Knicks.   (Final score  – Cavaliers 118, Knicks 82)

The Washington Redskins are clinging to playoff hopes after a disappointing month has left them 7-5.  On the brighter side, they may end up with more wins than the Wizards.

Thursday night’s NFL matchup features the 4-8 San Diego Chargers against the 3-9 Oakland Raiders.  Was this game sponsored by America’s malls?  Because it just might make most men in America throw up their hands and go Christmas shopping.

The San Francisco Giants will experiment with yield management and market pricing next year, by holding out 2,000 seats where the price will fluctuate as game day approaches, and according to supply and demand.  Thus unused seats could end up deeply discounted. 

The Los Angeles Dodgers are studying the idea.  Their modification might be to sell seats twice, since they have so many unused after the seventh inning.

Turkey Eve..

November 26, 2008

Apparently after the President pardons a turkey for Thanksgiving, that turkey, and an alternate, will be flown first class from Washington to Los Angeles, yes, in the first class cabin, where they will be Grand Marshalls in Disney’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.  (Disney pays for the flight .)  The flight is apparently registered with the FAA as United Turkey 1.   

Does this really need a punchline?

(But okay, not to be confused with President Bush’s flight home to Texas January 20, which presumably will be now registered as Turkey 2.)

Notre Dame’s student fans were apparently so incensed with the the Fighting Irish’s lousy performance in a loss against lowly Syracuse last Saturday that they threw snowballs at their own team.  The university is considering sanctions, although those who hit their targets have been invited to try out for quarterback.

 

The San Francisco Giants, who have already made one of the worst free agent signings of the decade with their long term big money contract to Barry Zito, are apparenlty considering making an offer to C.C. Sabathia.  Maybe they want him to bat fourth?

(note to anyone who doesn’t follow baseball closely, and thus is thinking, “huh?’ about that last joke.  C.C. Sabathia is one of the best hitting pitchers in the major leagues.)

The NIMF – (National Institute on Media and the Family)  –  has come out with their list of ten  games that are too violent and that parents should not buy for their under-17 children  And coincidentally, those same ten games have jumped to the top of many children and young teenagers’ wish lists.

tacky joke alert.

When Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey, the camera showed another turkey being slaughtered in the background.  Which has prompted calls from the American public for President Bush to pardon a banker or automaker.

Lots of birds playing in the NFL’s three Thanksgiving Day games.  The Seahawks, Cardinals and Falcons in the later games. And of course the turkeys from Detroit in the first game.

 

And finally, ah for the good old days… when toxic assets were simply buildings with abestos.