The 2.7% factor?
Okay, Randy Johnson was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame after earning votes of 97.3% of the writers. The real news of the day:. Who are the idiots who didn’t think the Big Unit was good enough?
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Not that I am equating the two, so hold the hater comments. But the people who insist there were no PED users in MLB before Bonds and company are about as realistic as those who insist there are no gay men in MLB, or the NFL or NBA…..
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Great, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones wants Chris Christie at Lambeau Field for the Dallas-Green Bay game Sunday, saying “He’s part of our mojo. I want him there all the way. I’ll tell you, if he’s got enough mojo to pull this thing out, he ought to be looked at as President of the United States.”
Uh, my cat might have proven her voodoo powers with the SFGiants World Series win in 2014, but that doesn’t mean she should be President.
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Clearly I am not a coffee snob. I hear all the talk about “flat whites” and think it’s the Carnac answer to “What happens when Chris Christie jumps on people in the Cowboys’ luxury box?”
Bus to hell time, again. So former SF Giants All-Star Stu Miller died just as they are about to implode Candlestick Park. Talk about the potential for scattered ashes.
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Novelist and screenwriter Nicholas Sparks and his wife are ending their marriage of 25 years.. So assume he will turn the divorce into a soppy story and movie to pay alimony?
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Adam Vinatieri, 42, was randomly drug-tested after Sunday’s game, when he made a 53 yard field goal. Fortunately the Colts kicker no doubt travels with the list of approved drugs he gets through Medicare.
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Former Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell has been sentenced to two years in prison for his 11 convictions on public corruption charges. So sounds like he’ll be out in plenty of time to run for mayor of D.C. or any office in Louisiana.
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The GOP-led House voted to keep John Boehner as speaker, despite challenges from Reps. Louie Gohmert of Texas and Ted Yoho of Florida. #wearecrazybutnotthatcrazy
O.J. Simpson’s Heisman Trophy, which was stolen in a 1994 USC burglary, has just been recovered. O.J. has immediately petitioned for parole so he can hunt for the real burglars.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
January 7, 2015 at 12:48 am
I’d vote for Xena, Warrior Kitty, before I’d vote for Christie.
January 7, 2015 at 10:30 am
So i think would many right-thinking people, Lisa, thanks!
January 7, 2015 at 2:35 am
Haaaaaa! God I miss Carnak!! Another gem left in a mayonnaise jar on Funken Wagnall’s porch since noon on Monday: “May a crazed pole vaulter charge under your sister’s hoop-skirt!”
Happy New Year Janice! ~ Greg
January 7, 2015 at 10:29 am
Happy new year to you too Greg!
January 7, 2015 at 9:44 am
And if the Cowboys don’t win the Super Bowl a logical conclusion would be that Chris Christie shouldn’t be President. Go Packers
January 7, 2015 at 10:29 am
Glen Birch, works for me, thanks for commenting!
January 7, 2015 at 11:44 am
Responding to his critics, Chris Christie said that he has always been a Cowboys fan and that he did not just jump on the bandwagon. “Thank god,” said the bandwagon.
January 7, 2015 at 11:53 am
Excellent marc, thank you
January 7, 2015 at 11:27 pm
lol 😎
January 7, 2015 at 11:31 pm
The Toronto Maple Leafs fired their coach Randy Carlyle on Monday and proceeded to lose 6-2 to Washington tonight. This proves that the team’s woes are not Carlyle’s fault. Had he been behind the bench, they would have only lost 5-2.