Archive for March 8, 2018

Smoke and mirrors.

March 8, 2018

Spurs might not even make 2018 playoffs but w/ what  Gregg Popovich has left in terms of players have to figure if he were British he’d be knighted for this coaching performance.#GoSpursGo

Nothing against Curry but after the Western Conference finals with Zaza and Kawhi in 2017,  just maybe mean bitch karma has decided that Chris Paul should have a ring this year.


A 19 year old  Australian rugby player was at least temporarily paralyzed after he ate a poisonous garden slug on a dare. If only he had stuck to Tide Pods.

Lamont Smith resigned as men’s basketball coach at Univ. of San Diego after being arrested for alleged domestic violence against his mistress at a team hotel. On top of everything else, shouldn’t men know by now, when you have everything to lose, be nice to your lover. Even if they aren’t a porn star.

Happy #InternationalWomensDay Waiting for the GOP rebuttal.

Trump coming to California next week for a fundraiser & to look at prototypes for his wall. Can we practice by building a wall to keep him out?

Now POTUS is apparently annoyed at Sarah Huckabee Sanders.  We’re going to need a bigger card for Trump Resignation Bingo.

So@POTUS and Kim Jong Un have agreed (for now) to meet in person. If only the meeting was between Korean leader and someone a bit more rational – like Dennis Rodman.


Kim Jong Un and Trump to meet “by May.” Think either of them think “May” might be a porn star?

So the real question, who will play Kim Jong Un on SNL this May?

AZ Sen. Jeff Flake threatening to introduce legislation against Trump tariffs. So after all the angry talk over racism, lies, accusing opponents of treason, who knew Flake’s red line would be tariffs? #Priorities


#ToyRUs has announced they are liquidating. I missed the Trump tweet taking credit. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!


Now rumors are that Trump’s NDA with Stormy Daniels includes “paternity information.” We are going to have a national wide popcorn shortage


Putting in a good word?

March 8, 2018

Reports are that Peyton Manning could make $10 Million a year as an analyst for Fox Sports or ESPN. And that’s before he mentions Budweiser or Papa John’s every 15 minutes.

Ichiro, 44, signing 1-year deal with Mariners. When is Seattle making an offer to Jamie Moyer?

Twitter report, “Kawhi spoke and said he wanted to finish his career as a Spur.”  What?  Kawhi actually spoke?

Alexa reportedly cackling at what seems like random moments. Maybe she is laughing because of all the free information users are giving Amazon.

Tom Brady, on his children being in tears after the Super Bowl “Look, you guys, this is a great lesson. We don’t always win. We try our best and sometimes it doesn’t go the way we want.'”
So does this mean the smartest kids have fathers who play for the Cleveland Browns?

We impeached a President for lying about consensual affair with an intern- now barely blink when a President pays $130,000 to hush up an affair with a porn star. #NewAbnormal

So are Jeff Sessions and Trump REALLY upset about California because our economy is so much better than in most red states?


So tell me again why California can’t just secede and become our own country? Kindler, gentler and with a MUCH better economy

British police say former Russian spy & his daughter were poisoned with a nerve agent in Salisbury, England. Maybe Sam Nunberg wasn’t so crazy in trying to get arrested after all.

So imagine if Bill Clinton had tried to use campaign funds to pay Monica Lewinsky not to talk about their relationship..

Trump is now denying he had an affair with Stormy Daniels Anyone want to start a pool on the date of his first #FakeDNA tweet?

Betsy DeVos visited Stoneman Douglas, not only wouldn’t talk to students, she abruptly walked out of her own press conference. This administration that thinks they are so brave is afraid of students and media. #snowflakes

Anyone else a bit disappointed that Betsy Devos did not suggest protecting students with trained grizzly bears?

Today  California Governor JerryBrown taunted Trump & Sessions, calling them liars & saying “Mueller is closing in.”   Open note to @realDonaldTrump – you can use “Moonbeam” in a tweet if you want, Jerry can take it.