Archive for March 1, 2018

Highly stupid.

March 1, 2018

Texas Wesleyan coach Mike Jeffcoat fired after he emailed a prospect “Unfortunately, we are not recruiting players from the state of Colorado. In the past, players have had trouble passing our drug test. We have made a decision to not take a chance on student-athletes from your state. You can thank your liberal politicians. Best of luck wherever you decide to play.”
Why was Jeffcoat fired? For being a biased a**hole? Or for being stupid enough to put that in writing?

Trump communications director position has all the job security of managing Yankees under George Steinbrenner.


So this year will there be a bonus round for #MarchMadness – not just teams who will win games, but teams who will be vacating their seasons?

Cleveland Browns say they are open to offers for their #1 NFL draft pick. Because they figure they’ll probably have another one next year?

Mike Huckabee essentially booted from #CMAfoundation board because enough people in COUNTRY MUSIC objected to his anti-LGBT views. Soon only live musical entertainment at future GOP events will be karaoke.

Today is #WorldBookDay. Waiting for the GOP rebuttal.

Florida lawmakers approve $67 million in funding to arm teachers. How much put aside for the inevitable lawsuits when something goes wrong?


So when we arm teachers, what happens when they get sick? They leave weapons in a drawer for the substitutes? #Whatcouldpossiblygowrong?

Since President Xi Jinping has been compared to the cartoon bear, China is censoring Winnie the Pooh on social media. Uh oh, let’s hope Trump doesn’t order the US to censor Cheetos.

Kentucky Rep. Thomas Massie is introducing a bill to allow 18 year-olds to buy handguns. Today’s GOP, a wholly-owned subsidiary of the NRA.

So of course Ben Carson had no idea he asked for a $31,000 dining set. Not like shopping is brain surgery.

Now that Scott Pruitt isn’t going to fly first class any more maybe he can use money he’s saving to buy a very nice slightly used table from Ben Carson?

Melania Trump apparently got her green card while she was dating Donald w/ special “Einstein Visa” visa designated for people w/ “extraordinary ability.” To be fair, she is doing a job most Americans would never do.

Now it’s McMaster reportedly out. Will the last alligator to leave the Trump White House please turn off the searchlights for the swamp.

Now Sarah Huckabee Sanders  says Trump has no plans to fire AG Sessions “that I know of.” Translation, he hasn’t found someone he trusts to take Jeff’s place.

Or as my friend Alex B. says  “Translation, he figured out he hired someone who it would piss too many people off to fire.”

So who else wants to be a fly on the wall when  Omarosa &  Hope Hicks go out for a post-White House drink?