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So Sunday night the pre-Super Bowl hype will be over. The pre-NFL draft hype starts Monday.
As of Saturday, Super Bowl ticket prices have fallen under $2,700. That’s cheaper than a Jeb Bush vote in Iowa.
So which has become a worse version of Groundhog Day – the never-ending Super Bowl pre game show, or yet another GOP debate?
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All these experts making Super Bowl predictions. And of course all of them predicted a Panthers Broncos matchup.
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Gregg Popovich gave a nice tribute to Kobe Bryant before game. After #Lakers came within 4 of ending #spurs streak he might take it back
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Playboy debuted their first non-nude issue. So now men really can say they read it for the articles.
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Affluenza teen Ethan Couch has been transferred to an adult jail. “I feel so sorry for him” said nobody.
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A shooting at a strip club in Tampa has left 1 dead and 7 injured. And wonder how many more injured when the police investigation resulted in wives finding out their husbands were there.
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A friend somehow by mistake got on a Ted Cruz mailing list; his fundraising letter rails against moderates like Mitt Romney and John McCain, and says “it has been my honor to fight on your behalf against the DC liberals (of both parties.)…”
Showing again why Senator Cruz is so “beloved” in the Senate.
Justin Bieber was seen tonight in San Francisco skateboarding around town. That’s it. Time to build that wall. But on the Canadian border.
Donald Trump Saturday night “I would bring back waterboarding. And I would bring back a hell of a lot worse.” What, like making suspects listen to his speeches?
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Donald Trump, complaining today on Jeb Bush using Barbara on the campaign trail. Adding Bush “had to bring in mommy to take a slap at me. Not nice!” On the other hand, Trump attacking Jeb and his campaign – isn’t it also not nice to pick on those on life support?
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Martin Shrreli says “The only thing I regret about my Congressional testimony is forgetting to bring my Nintendo DS’: Is this guy trying to be a big enough douchebag that he gets considered for a possible Ted Cruz cabinet?
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#LetCarlyDebate is seriously trending on social media. Wonder how many of the posts are by Carly supporters and how many are by comedians.
From TC on the 58% percent increase in NFL concussions in 2015 compared to 2014: “Due mostly to Seahawks fans after February’s Super Bowl slapping themselves on their foreheads.”
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