Choked up?
Hundreds of thousands people apparently showed up today in Philadelphia to see the Pope. It being Philly, you have to wonder how many who showed up to see Francis actually booed him.
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Of course, the Pope is not a stupid man. He picked a time of year to visit Philadelphia when there was zero chance of snowballs.
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So #Papelbon is looking like he’s through with the #Nationals. Is the closer trying to earn a tryout with the #Redskins defense?
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Although I suppose it could be said that by putting his hands on Harper’s neck, Papelbon was just trying to do to Bryce what the Nats have done on the field since he arrived.
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Colts fans hoped their team would “Suck for Luck.” Time for #49ers fans to hope team will “Slack off for Goff?
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So with the latest college football rankings, the highest ranked 1 loss team (at #13) is Alabama. “I’m shocked,” said nobody
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Ben Carson now says that many immigrants sneaking across the Mexico border “are hardened criminals’’ not from Latin America but from Iraq, Somalia and Russia. USA Today, however, reports that DHS said in 2013, nearly 93% caught at the border came from Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras or El Salvador.
Maybe I’m wrong, but I always thought you needed math to get into med school.
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#SFGiants now have about a .01% chance of making the post season this year. So approximately the same chance as the #SF49ers
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Ted Cruz today made a rousing speech to a conservative group promising to end the “persecution of religious liberty.” Uh, Senator Cruz, to paraphrase Inigo Montoya “I do not think this phrase means what you think it means.”
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From T.C. “Martin Shkreli, the CEO of a pharmaceutical firm raised the price of a prescription drug from $13.50 to $750. In related news, Whole Foods said they may be interested in hiring him.”
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