The horror.
Facebook was down for about an hour Monday. The horror. Millions of Americans were forced actually to work.
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Washington suspended Jonathan Papelbon 4 games for choking teammate Bryce Harper, and Papelbon accepted MLB’s 3 game suspension for throwing at Manny Machado, so the closer’s season is over. Of course, so was the Nationals’ the day they traded for him.
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Who knew that Papelbon-Harper would turn out to be far more riveting than Mayweather-Pacquiao?
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People Magazine is reporting Kris Jenner saying about Caitlyn Jenner “I wish I’d never met this man.” Funny, that’s what millions of Americans are saying about meeting Kris’s entire family.
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The Washington Nationals pulled Papelbon’s jersey from their stadium shop today. Guessing kids in Africa may have a choice between them and more than a few overstocked Sandoval Red Sox jerseys.
(although the Sandoval jerseys have the added advantage of doubling as tents.)
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It’s not even October 1. Anyone but me already tired of #Pumpkin?
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Hillary Clinton, asked today if she’s”a Pumpkin Spice Latte kind of gal.” “Ha! The true answer is I used to be until I saw how many calories are in them”
Waiting for the GOP to condemn her for an elitist act like reading.
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With all this talk about the #Bloodmoon it’s amazing Donald #Trump didn’t use the occasion once again to trash talk #megynkelly
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Former Australian rugby league player Jarryd Hayne had a 37 yd punt return for SF yesterday in their 47-7 loss against Arizona. Shocking. The 49ers actually got the Cardinals to punt?
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Last weekend George Zimmerman retweeted a graphic photo of Trayvon Martin’s corpse sent to him by an admirer who called Zimmerman “a one man army.” Can’t we figure out a way for George to get in an argument with dentist Walter Palmer?
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An Arizona woman says she found a 26-pound bundle of marijuana that had fallen from a drug smuggler’s plane into her dog house. And a whole lot of people serving time now are going “Why didn’t I think of that?”
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Two Ohio alleged bank robbers were arrested after they posted selfies with money on Facebook. Your move, Florida. #cantfixstupid
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Another Arizona woman tried to fake an armed robbery by calling 911 to say she had been attacked and stabbed in her restaurant parking lot. She just didn’t notice the police car parked within sight. They arrested her and found the money in her car. #morecompetitionforFlorida #Cantfixstupid
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The Missouri Attorney General said his office has concluded an investigation and “the evidence reviewed supports Planned Parenthood’s representation that fetal tissue is handled in accordance with Missouri law.”
Waiting for the first GOP candidate to say “well what does an attorney general know about law?”
Tags: Arizona jokes, Florida jokes, Janice Hough, pumpkin jokes, Zimmerman jokes
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
September 29, 2015 at 7:50 am
The Nationals have suspended Jonathan Papelbon four games for choking Bryce Harper. This on top of MLB’s three game suspension for bean ball last week. And to add insult to injury, Dean Wormser has just placed Papelbon on double secret probation.