Check, please.
Apparently a payment is due this month for SF 49ers fans who bought PSL’s at Levi’s Stadium. After this month writing that check has to feel like paying alimony
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Will Ferrell today played for 10 teams in five games during Spring Training in Arizona, and played all nine positions. Who does he think he is? Bugs Bunny?
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Now that Will Ferrell, 47, has played during Spring Training for 10 teams in the Cactus League, some wonder if he might repeat the stunt for teams in Florida’s Grapefruit League. Probably not, as Ferrell is much too young for the Yankees.
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Rudy Giuliani is now blaming Obama and the “tone set by the President” for the McDonald’s brawl and the Ferguson shooting. He also said Obama should be “more like Bill Cosby.” Hey, wasn’t that Bill Clinton’s job?
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Cal DE Brennan Scarlett is transferring to Stanford for his final year and will play football for the Cardinal in 2015. And apparently his car was vandalized after news of the move broke. Well, at least Scarlett wasn’t transferring between SEC rivals… he might have been shot at.
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Disney has announced plans for a “Frozen 2”, albeit with no announced date for the movie’s release. Many parents are just hoping the sequel takes long enough to produce that their children will have gotten too old to want to see it again, and again, and again. #letitgo
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And the hits just keep on coming. Today in the Aaron Hernandez trial, the former player was shown on his own surveillance video walking in his house with what looked like a Glock gun, minutes after Odin Lloyd was shot. Now you have to wonder how Hernandez ever was smart enough to learn the Patriots’ (and Gators’) playbooks.
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Jimmy Kimmel introduced President Obama as the “first Kenyan-born Muslim Socialist ever elected president.” And over at FOX they’re saying “Finally, someone in the liberal media admits it.”
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Darrelle Revis said he followed his heart to return to the NY Jets from the New England Patriots. And nothing says love like $39 million of a $70 million NFL contract guaranteed.
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Ah, those targeted ads. Was reading the story about the Canadian woman who was killed in Cabo when a whale breached and landed on her tour boat. And now I’m getting ads for United’s discount airfares to Cabo San Lucas.
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United Airlines has sent out an email to their elite members talking about an improved Premium Cabin experience that includes “enhanced” amenity kits. Maybe the kits, in addition to the usual socks, eye shade, moisturizer etc, now include a shoe horn so you can get into your seat when you travel economy?
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So the Hillary Clinton email controversy continues. But apparently she has not been the only one to combine government and personal communications. Will we next find out that John McCain used the same blanket to send both official and personal smoke signals?
From T.C. “A picture of a massive alligator taken by a member of Florida’s Myakka Pines Golf Course has gone viral. The club’s Facebook page has generated thousands of hits a day. The club invites visitors play the course but reminds you that it’s 400 399 members have priority for times.”
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
March 13, 2015 at 5:42 am
Apparently a payment is due this month for SF 49ers fans who bought PSL’s at Levi’s Stadium. After this month writing that check has to feel like paying alimony
What’s the cost of PSL’s these days?
March 13, 2015 at 9:01 am
neal, not sure, but they were crazy expensive….
March 14, 2015 at 6:50 am
That’s what I had heard. If the Rams or Raiders had had anything like that I could never have afforded my seats.
Don’t need no stinkin’ licenses!
March 13, 2015 at 6:15 am
Do the MLB Giants have those PSL things? It’s now crept into Baseball?
March 13, 2015 at 9:02 am
Giants had charter seat licenses. They weren’t that much, I think i paid $750 a seat and we can buy our seats for ANY giants game ever, and that includes world series. Paid for them over 4 years.
March 14, 2015 at 7:00 am
Not so bad I guess, still: Don’t need no stinkin’ licenses!
March 13, 2015 at 9:35 am
Admit it, you’d go for the United Cabo San Lucas ads if they included a whale watching tour.
March 13, 2015 at 11:24 am
hah, I bet they are discounting! 🙂
March 14, 2015 at 7:05 am
From T.C. “A picture of a massive alligator taken by a member of Florida’s Myakka Pines Golf Course has gone viral. The club’s Facebook page has generated thousands of hits a day. The club invites visitors play the course but reminds you that it’s 400 399 members have priority for times.”
Great! Chomp!!
March 14, 2015 at 10:04 am
Loved that one too. And forgot to say, the 49ers licenses only are for a certain length of time, and they are expensive. We have our charter seats at AT&T park for life. Can even leave them in our wills. It’s a good deal.