All aboard.
Starting off on the bus to hell….
Jerry Sandusky’s wife testified in his defense today, saying boys regularly stayed over at their house and that her husband would regularly “go down and tell them goodnight.” Maybe she should have gotten a little suspicious when the bedtime reading he brought downstairs was “Caligula.”
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Another “Eww” moment for the morning: This line from Jerry Sandusky’s interview with Bob Costas was not aired, but may be used in prosecutors’ closing arguments: “And I didn’t go around seeking out every young person for sexual needs that I’ve helped” “Every?”
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More “you can’t make this ‘stuff’ up.” Bristol Palin, complaining to a friend after moving to Los Angeles: “I have a ton of cameras on me and a ton of paparazzi. This is not fair. This is not fun.” This sad quote also captured on camera, during the filming of Bristol’s new reality tv show.
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Optimistic SF Giants fans may be thinking now that Barry Zito has apparently returned to form, maybe Tim Lincecum will return to HIS form.
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Texas Rangers announcer Dave Barnett will undergo a medical evaluation after giving a rambling description of a baseball game that included a mention of a runner being on “fifth base.” And a lot of Texas football fans heard this and said “And his problem was?”
Even Chris Webber watching Russell Westbrook make that stupid foul at the end of game three had to be thinking “Learn how to count, bro.”
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Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead. We are not sure about Hosni Mubarak.
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20-200 hindsight? John Boehner criticized Obama’s new immigration policy saying it will “make it much more difficult for us to work in a bipartisan way to get to a permanent solution.” on the Dream Act. But in April, Boehner said “We’re operating in a very hostile political environment. To deal with a very difficult issue like this, I think it would be difficult at best.”
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Alec Baldwin is facing allegations he punched a NY Daily News photographer yesterday morning. Well, and who saw that one coming? Next we’ll hear that Lindsay Lohan was in a car accident.
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Ohio State star Jared Sullinger apparently has been medically flagged by NBA doctors who worry about issues with his back. Wow. This is the kind of thing that normally would have come out only after he was drafted by the Golden State Warriors. –
A nude model who was arrested for posing in body-paint in Time Square is now suing the city claiming her civil rights were violated. This might be the first case in recorded history where men fight to get into jury duty.
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Congrats to Ann Romney for having a horse going to the Olympics to compete in dressage. But can you image the outcry from the GOP if the Obamas had a daughter competing in “elite” equestrian events?
It’s happened again – A woman was kicked off Southwest Airlines for showing too much cleavage. She ended up with an apology from the airline, and a lot of messages from men who wanted to know the number and date of her next flight.
(And back on the bus to hell note, Augie adds – “I always like to sit next to women with an abundance of cleavage for safety reasons. .. in case of an emergency water landing.”
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
June 20, 2012 at 7:46 am
“A nude model who was arrested for posing in body-paint in Time Square is now suing the city claiming her civil rights were violated. This might be the first case in recorded history where men fight to get into jury duty.”
No doubt she will need to attend in body-paint to prove her case. In that case, you’l see a lot of men jurors with air brushes.
June 20, 2012 at 8:43 pm
From July 2012 issue of Car and Driver: My First Car – Mitt Romney
“I’ve loved cars ever since the day, as a li’l Jasper, I found one under the tree on Xmas morning. Not a toy, but a REAL Rambler! I paid dad’s chauffeur to give me driving lessons, but I was too young to go out on public roads. So we’d zoom around on the back nine of the Oakland Hills Country Club. Gosh, those golfers were hopping mad, even if I did have the chauffeur yell “Fore!” whenever we drove over a green! Guess they didn’t know who my dad was. Got my first car with my own money when I was 15. I didn’t think it would be moral to get a car for free just because my dad was the big boss of the company, so I bought a used Nash Metropolitan convertible with money I’d made running a credit-default-swaps stand. I used part of my weekly allowance to have one of our maids wash it every day. A dirty car says “dirty person.” That little puddle jumper was so tiny I could drive it around inside our house. Boy, was dad steamed the time I backed it into the middle of a prayer meeting! But then I had to get rid of the Metro. Driving around with the top down made an awful mess of my hair. Messy hair, messy person.”
Sorry to take up so much space, but I think this piece may be as telling as any bio we’ll ever see about the Mitt. Gotta wonder why he’s ever let out alone in the presence of a journalist.