Some are worried that with President Obama away in the Mideast, that Vice President Biden could get into trouble. Not to worry, Barack has simply given Joe an assignment to keep him busy – figure out how to Twitter.
(and if that joke makes no sense – Twitter requires that you get your thoughts down to 140 characters, maximum.)
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Lebron James has been fined $25,000 for skipping the media press conference after the Cavaliers’ loss to Orlando. Barry Bonds was especially unhappy to hear it, he now figures for a few million a year he could have skipped all of them.
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Actually, if David Stern wants to really benefit the NBA maybe he shouldn’t fine Lebron for staying away from press conferences. Maybe he should pay Mark Cuban to stay away from them.
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The Lakers team showed up tonight. Unfortunately the Orlando team that showed up was more like Dopey, Sleepy and Grumpy.
Randy Johnson got his 300th win today in Washington against the Nationals. With these historic events, over the year the people who will claim they were there will grow exponentially. Why, twenty years from now over 200 people will say they were in the stadium.
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No wonder Randy felt so comfortable going for his 300th. The crowd reminded him of his days with the Expos.
Randy Johnson once killed a bird by accidentally hitting him with a pitch. Awful luck. If he had only been hit by Jamie Moyer, the bird would be telling the story to his grandchildren.