Archive for February 27, 2019

The rest is just details…

February 27, 2019

As everyone insists the SF Giants are rebuilding this year with or without Bryce Harper, your reminder that the 2018 Atlanta Braves were projected to win 75 games. (they won 90)

Would like to thank San Antonio tonight breaking their losing streak and allowing Gregg Popovich to focus his disgust on Donald Trump instead of their team play again.

Johnny Manziel released by Montreal Alouettes who said he “contravened the agreement which made him eligible to play” in CFL. How bad do you have to be to seriously p*ss off Canadians?

Dwayne Wade hit a prayer of a 3 point buzzer-beater to beat the Warriors 126-125 and said after the game.”It’s  special for me.”

Well yeah, with the Heat at 27-33 they’re only half a game out of a playoff spot in the NBA East.  (Or should we call in the NBA Least?)

Mark Meadows, who insisted because Michael Cohen had lied in past that he couldn’t be trusted now, last year had to correct his educational history which claimed a Bachelor’s Degree from Univ. of South Florida.
Meadows has only an Associate (2 year) degree.

Actually would ANY of Republican members of Congress like to state under oath that they have never lied for their bosses? Or for that matter asked their employees to lie for them?

 

So Trump abandons Iranian nuclear deal Iran his defense department AND Europe says Iran is complying with. But will put North Korea on the honor system? Those commemorative coins may glow in the dark.

If John McCain weren’t dead, this week with GOP behavior at Cohen hearings and Trump in Hanoi would have killed him.

Question to GOP members of Congress attacking Michael Cohen as a low-life form today – What do you think of a President who would keep him for 10 years as his personal lawyer? Asking for a country.

What’s next, – breaking news – GOP issues statement “Nixon was not a crook.”

Donald Trump throws everyone under the bus. GOP defending him today remind me of Kim Jong Un’s bodyguards frantically running alongside his limo – sooner or later you’re going to fall under the wheels.

 

What were people saying about Jussie Smollett last week? That you had to be a world-class idiot to commit a crime and implicate yourself by writing a check?check

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February 27, 2019

Just read all 20 pages of Michael Cohen opening statement. Two thoughts: 1. Holy Sh*t! 2. I hope he and his family have really good security.

 

So after Cohen testimony will Trump ask Kim Jong Un for asylum? Or for the phone number of “Assassins R Us?”

SF Giants  fans if Bryce Harper signs with Giants. “Awesome, we’ll all show up to see him, one of the most exciting players in the game. SF fans if Harper signs with Dodgers “Over-priced arrogant head case. Another reason to Beat La!”

 

If Bryce Harper is waiting for slow news day so he can dominate headlines with his contract he might have to wait until MLB All-Star break.

In two days, NFL competition committee apparently has not reached consensus over changing replay review. Guessing if Patriots had been kept out of Super Bowl by a bad call, they’d have figured it out in 30 minutes.

Give Kim Jong Un credit, whatever he’s done to his own people, he HAS magically cured Trump’s bone spurs so Donald could finally make it to Vietnam.

Trump tweeting that “Vietnam is thriving like few places on earth.” Such a good thing his bone spurs cleared up in time for him to finally make it there.

Your reminder that to believe Trump, all you have to do is believe that EVERY former employee and staffer, not to mention women who have accused him of sexual assault, is lying about him.

Ivanka Trump is not just a “let them eat cake” princess;  she’s a “They should buy my overpriced lousy cake made by bakers I underpay” princess.

I suppose it would be too much to ask that Florida congressman Matt Gaetz, who openly threatened Michael Cohen on Twitter,, was also a client of Orchids of Asia Spa?  But we can dream.

This btw, is the Gaetz tweet, now deleted ” Hey @MichaelCohen212 – Do your wife & father-in-law know about your girlfriends? Maybe tonight would be a good time for that chat. I wonder if she’ll remain faithful when you’re in prison. She’s about to learn a lot…
3:27 PM – 26 Feb 2019″