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Age and treachery

February 11, 2019

Yesterday at Pebble Beach, play was halted when Paul Casey, 41, said he couldn’t see his putt on 16.   Phil Mickelson, 48, said he “could see just fine.”

So hey, yeah, at some point, everything’s equally blurry.

At time play was halted, Phil Mickelson was leading the tournament by 3 strokes.  Of course, if Phil were Tiger Woods, ESPN would have been breaking into broadcasts hourly for a “special report.”

Report from Alex Palovic “Bruce Bochy said Bumgarner sent him a text after Zaidi said Giants might use openers. “If you use an opener in my game I’m walking right out of the ballpark.””
❤️ Madbum

NY Yankees have reportedly offered Machado a $200 million 7-8 year contract. Makes sense, with a majority of sports fans, NY and Manny are equally beloved.

That moment when you realize not only do you not love some Grammy winning music but also you don’t even know who some of the big winners are.

From Trump fundraising email. “THIS IS AN ORCHESTRATED DEMOCRATIC HIT JOB TO HARASS PRESIDENT TRUMP.”
Seriously does anyone think the Democrats are organized enough to orchestrate anything?

While we’re fretting about Amy Klobuchar’s abilities as a boss, the President of the United States is smashing records for turnover in the White House at all levels.

Meanwhile, it’s clear that Trump’s intimidation tactics are working SO well on Elizabeth Warren. “By the time we get to 2020, Donald Trump may not even be President. In fact he may not even be a free person.”

Candace Owens “Whenever we say ‘nationalism,’ the first thing people think about, at least in America, is Hitler. You know, he was a national socialist, but if Hitler just wanted to make Germany great and have things run well, OK, fine.”
WTAF? Is Owens tired of Virginia Democrats getting all the attention?

Congrats to the National Enquirer. Who knew ANYONE could make Jeff Bezos into a semi-sympathetic figure.

A piece of advice, again, for all guys.  Seriously, save yourselves a lot of potential trouble. It doesn’t matter who you are, women just don’t want to see pictures of your junk.

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