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June 2, 2018

So as the story changes it’s still not “Who shot JR?” but rather “Why didn’t JR shoot?” #JRSmith

Max Scherzer’s pinch-hit single in the 14th inning sparked a two-run Nationals rally over the Braves.  And Madison Bumgarner, due to be activated Tuesday is thinking ‘singles, we don’t need no stinkin’ singles.”

According to ESPN, the Capitals” Kuznetsov and Ovechkin are the fourth set of teammates to accumulate at least 25 points apiece in the past 10 postseasons.”

Ah for the days when they would have been the most successful Russians in Washington.

Mother of a Santa Fe victim said talking to Trump was like “talking to a toddler.”
Prompting demands for an apology – from mothers of well-behaved toddlers


Just thinking, if ratings for Full Frontal SamB actually go UP next Wednesday at 1030p (930p) it would send a fun message to advertisers.


So imagine trying to sell movie script where candidate colludes with foreign power to lose an election so that she can tarnish her opponent’s reputation when he wins. @

To be fair, give Trump credit. It’s hard to almost start a war in Canada.

California announced that because of  “discriminatory legislation” against LGBT’s that the state will now prohibit official business travel to the state. Thereby disappointing both people hoping to visit Oklahoma this year.

Wish we could see if someone really typed this with a straight face; “Having him testify demeans the office of the president before the world.” @realDonaldTrump

What is the average time for recovery from a face lift? Asking for a concerned nation.

Should we be looking for Melania messages “Help, I’m being held prisoner in a covfefe factory?”