Can’t win them all
Super Bowl LII was watched by 103.4 million Americans, the lowest number since 2009. How much of that was fact NY is biggest media market, and New Yorkers hated both teams?
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If NFL wants better ratings one suggestion is to make the “catch” rule at least as understandable as the balk rule.
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Vince Lombardi trophy last night “”On the whole, I’d rather be in Philadelphia.”
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Meanwhile did the Dow take a knee Monday for Trump?
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Eagles as a team are not Trump pals nor fans. Wonder how long it will take POTUS to declare that Patriots won the Super Bowl electoral college?
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Gisele to her kids “Daddy won five times. They never won before. Their whole life, they never won a Super Bowl. You have to let someone else win sometimes.” So nice of Patriots to “let” Eagles win…
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Tom Brady “Losing sucks.” And in Cleveland they’re stampeding for the violins.
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Good news for Philadelphia police. City may have gone over-the-top on their Super Bowl celebration. But there’s no chance of another anytime soon with the 76ers or Phillies.
If Pepsi wanted to introduce “Quiet Doritos”, for theater or other times when eating in public, guessing they might have a thing. But who the bleep came up with idea of “Lady Doritos?” #cantfixstupid
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Is the recommended beverage for Lady Doritos a can of New Coke?
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The President of the United States now calling opposition party “un-American” & “treasonous.” Even by banana republic dictator standards that’s pretty over the top.
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So were Republicans who didn’t stand or applaud during Obama’s SOTU also “treasonous?” Asking for a country.
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Give Trump credit – Bigliest one-day drop in the stock market ever.
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Trump calls Devin Nunes a man of “tremendous courage and grit.” I think I like Lindsay Graham’s calling Nunes “Inspector Clouseau” better.
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#LittleAdamSchiff Really? It took Trump all weekend to think of that name?
Adam Schiff “It may be time for General Kelly to give the President a time out,” How silly. We know Trump isn’t a toddler. Because toddlers are capable of learning.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
February 6, 2018 at 12:34 am
Before the Dow crashed today, I had been doing very well in my investments and was planning to attend Donny’s Super Bowl bash, but my bone spurs in my feet prevented me from travelling to Mar-a-lago. Good thing I cancelled with the market going into a Shithole the last couple of days.
February 6, 2018 at 12:35 am
hah!
February 6, 2018 at 11:26 pm
“Let’s have a Military Parade”, says Dopie Donald! Donny Dotard will be The Grand Marshall! Malaria will swat his hand away again at the parade (if she shows up), but that’s OK!!!!, because his other hand will be either on the BIG or BIGGEST YUGE Nuke Button, or on Stormy’s P***y. lmao