Left Coast Sports Babe

Wondering how many in Alabama would have been more upset if Crimson Tide lost than to find out they might be electing a sexual predator Senator.

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I suppose it was too much to ask for that two undefeated SEC teams lose in on the same day? #Georgia #Bama

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Well, at least this embarrassment for Georgia on the football field didn’t involve a 4th quarter collapse in the Super Bowl.

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So is there still a chance Notre Dame and Georgia could meet in the  “Over-rated” Bowl?

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I’m sure LSJUMB will take the high road over Fighting Irish blowout loss in Miami when Notre Dame plays Stanford in two weeks.

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Did someone tell Michigan State players they had a bye week this week.  (Ohio State 48, MSU 3.)

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Wonder why NFL TV ratings down? Only free option for those near NYC/SF Sunday afternoon not Cowboys-Falcons or Texans-Rams but Giants-49ers.

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UCLA players accused of shoplifting, from as many as 3 different stores, remain at Hyatt in China. Gosh, hope this doesn’t interfere w/ their studies.

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#Cardinals already w/o Carson Palmer, now QB Drew Stanton injured; they will reportedly sign Matt Barkley. Kaepernick remains on list just below chopped liver.

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Alabama GOP position is that a 14-yr-old girl is adult enough to make her own choices about sex until she gets pregnant.

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Across America some 14 yr-old girls are just trying to convince their parents they should be allowed to date 15-yr-old boys.

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Trump complains about Kim Jong-Un calling him “old,” says he wouldn’t call Korean leader “short & fat.” Is this US President or Alec Baldwin on SNL cold open?

But hey, is that what POTUS meant by “progress not provocation?”

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Tweet tweeted “Met with President Putin of Russia who was at #APECmeetings.” President Putin “of Russia.” Are there any Americans who don’t know who Vlad is?

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Trump on his Asia trip – “Well a lot of people said it is almost physically impossible for someone to go through 12 days.” And we were worried about Hillary’s health?”

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Rest of world going ahead with TPP and Paris Climate Accord. #MAIA – Make American Isolated Again.

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Silver lining for GOP with Roy Moore: Nobody is tweeting about their proposed tax relief for millionaires.

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