Just do it?
So would all these folks mad at Obama for getting $400,000 a speech be less upset if he signed an NBA shoe contract?
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RB Elijah Holyfriend may be suspended from the U Georgia football team after he was arrested and charged with “possession of marijuana of less than an ounce and possession and use of drug related objects.”
You’d think this sort of thing would be a great recruiting tool for Colorado, Washington and Oregon.
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Buster Posey has just doubled his home run total for the year with that solo shot off Kershaw Now tied with Bumgarner. #SFGiants
Not that I wish harm on anyone, well almost anyone, but if you’re flying, not heading to or in the lavatory, and don’t have your seat belt on, well, that IS a wannabe Darwin award. #cantfixstupid
“I mean, had Andrew Jackson been a little later, you wouldn’t have had the Civil War. He was a very tough person, but he had a big heart, and he was really angry that he saw what was happening with regard to the Civil War. He said, “There’s no reason for this.” People don’t realize, you know, the Civil War, you think about it, why?” #WTF?
If Abraham Lincoln was any good at all he’d have gotten the Gettysburg Address down to 140 characters.
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So when are we going to see @realDonaldTrump tweet saying Ulysses S. Grant could have avoided World War I?
If Trump really wants to know what Andrew Jackson felt about the Civil War, why doesn’t he ask John McCain, who served with him?
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Sean Spicer on Kim Jong-Un ” he assumed power at a young age… and he’s obviously managed to lead a country forward.” Forward to what? Although in his rivals’ cases maybe into a firing squad… #pagingMelissaMcCarthy
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Is there an outrageous statement contest at the White House we don’t know about? Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross on Trump’s Mar-a-Lago meeting with China’s President. “Just as dessert was being served, the president explained to Mr. Xi he had something he wanted to tell him, which was the launching of 59 missiles into Syria. It was in lieu of after-dinner entertainment.” And he added “the thing was, it didn’t cost the president anything to have that entertainment.”
Yeah, missiles are entertainment. And they are free…. #WTF?
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“I, Donald J Trump, would have prevented the Civil War, WWI AND WWII. If only they had listened to me.” #TrumpTeachesHistory
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May 2, 2017 at 4:24 am
It’s only May 1st, and Trump bidding for the quote of the month:
“I mean, had Andrew Jackson been a little later, you wouldn’t have had the Civil War. He was a very tough person, but he had a big heart, …
The “Trail of Tears”.
May 2, 2017 at 4:57 am
You are at the top of your game today girl. 🙂
May 2, 2017 at 1:15 pm
thanks donald.
May 2, 2017 at 12:01 pm
Donald says he wants to meet President Andrew Jackson under the “right circumstances”.
May 2, 2017 at 1:16 pm
he’ll invite him with Frederick Douglass to Mar-A-Lago.
May 2, 2017 at 6:12 pm
Nothing on the Spurs? 😉
I did like Steph Curry’s answer to what he’s going to do on his day off in Utah: “I won’t be riding a dirt bike.” Gonna take a while for MadBum to live down that brain fart…
May 2, 2017 at 7:46 pm
too soon? Mean bitch karma might mean Curry is due to trip over a courtside chair
May 2, 2017 at 11:38 pm
i edited the post later. “Spurs took an unscheduled night off.” 🙂
May 2, 2017 at 7:31 pm
US History Too, by DJ Trump:
Stonewall Jackson was THE GREATEST American President. Really great!!
He was assassinated by a Mexican drug-dealing rapist while he was building the Stone Wall to keep out Mexican drug-dealing rapists in 1927. SAD – VERY SAD!!
May 2, 2017 at 7:46 pm
nice
May 2, 2017 at 11:17 pm
lol