Gonna miss you.
Another Obama speech that is so good Donald Trump may follow Melania in copying it.
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“Democracy isn’t a spectator sport.” I love this president. @BarackObama
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That moment not when candidate you worked for gets elected, but when after 8 years Americans wish he could stay longer #Potus #BarackObama
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So how quickly can we repeal that 22nd amendment?
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In reality TV terms, #PresidentObama is making a very strong case for @realDonaldTrump not to get a rose.
#BarackObama reminds us we don’t need to wait for gold medals to be proud of our country. #USAUSAUSA
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Bumper sticker line of the night from #PresidentObama “Don’t boo, vote.”
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Michael Bloomberg “I’m from New York, I know a con when I see one.” And @realDonaldTrump responds, yeah, but which shell is the ball under?
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“We don’t look to be ruled.” Yeah, actually wasn’t that the point in the first place? #USAUSAUSA #PresidentObama #DemConvention
Note to Donald Trump, if Americans really wanted to be ruled again we’d invite William & Kate & those adorable kids over to do it.
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#MichaelBloomberg wins for this year’s best display of billionaire on billionaire violence.
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#Bloomberg “This is not reality television, this is reality.” Waiting for the #DonaldTrump rebuttal
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#TimKaine, “Semper fi” And #DonaldTrump is ready to attack him for not speaking English. #DemConvention
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#TimKaine may not be exciting but nice job of explaining how @realDonaldTrump ‘s “Believe me” is his way of telling Americans to go f*ck themselve
Trump supporters saying Americans don’t care about details like his tax returns. But they do care about Hillary’s email server?
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Watching #GabbyGiffords. Impressive. What a president she might have made. #DemConvention
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#HillaryClinton has many regular people attest to how nice she is. And #Trump had his kids say how nice he is to regular people.
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Anthony Weiner said he would come out of retirement if Donald Trump Jr. ran for mayor, and “beat him like a rented mule.” Well, so much for the PETA vote.
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So what an interesting trailer for a satirical movie, a presidential candidate of a major party asking another country to meddle in the US election. Oh wait. That was real. Never mind.
Just imagine the reaction if #HillaryClinton or #BarackObama even joked that #Russia should hack #RNC emails for a change
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Bill O’Reilly said of the slaves who built the White House, they were “well-fed and had decent lodging.” Unlike many of the people that have labored on many of Trump’s buildings
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So I’m not loving this Donald Trump starring role in Vladimir Putin’s remake of the Manchurian Candidate. #Russia #Emails
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#JohnHinckley being released. Just think, if Jodie Foster could have come out of closet sooner Reagan and Brady would not have been shot.
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#SFGiants having slumber party on the field for fans tonight. Hitters did not get the message it wasn’t for them too.
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Wonder how much most #MLB teams would give up to get players at trade deadlines like #HunterPence, #MattDuffy & #JoePanik #SFGiants #DL
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