What’s in a word?
So #Wisconsin survives to challenge the #NCAA stenographer for at least another day. #MarchMadness #antidisestablishmentarianism
(And if you haven’t read aboutf the Badgers and the Stenographer, here’s the link. Might be the best non-Georgia State story of the tournament – http://espn.go.com/blog/collegebasketballnation/post/_/id/105479/nigel-hayes-and-his-wisconsin-teammates-are-fascinated-by-the-ncaa-stenographer)
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Stanford vs Rhode Island tonight in the NIT. Many Cardinal fans tuned in, if only for the memories and replays of a game that actually mattered. “And he was FOULED!”
Stanford holding up #Pac12 honor in the “Not in Tournament.” So what’s better-worse? Another potential NIT banner? Or being knocked out in the first round of the NCAA’s.
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Ted Cruz apparently will announce his candidacy for the Presidency Monday, skipping the usual step of an “exploratory committee.” Well, makes sense. “Exploratory” sounds too much like science.
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Jerry Brown said today that U.S. Senator Ted Cruz’ is “unfit” to run for President. It’s actually a birther thing. Cruz was born stupid.
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A 46 year old woman was arrested after allegedly stripping on a British Airways flight from Jamaica to London, and then according to the UK Mirror “performing a solo sex act.” Men across the world have one reaction – “Where is the video?”
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NY Yankees are advertising individual game tickets against the “best of the American League”. Translation “which in 2015 will not be us.”
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In Cottonwood, Arizona, eight police officers and a Walmart employee were assaulted in the store parking lot. Two suspects were shot, one fatally, and seven others were arrested. According to a police spokesman, the suspects are all related. #Familyvalues Your move, Florida.
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Bloomsburg (Pa.) University dismissed one of their best hitters after he posted a offensive tweet about Mo’ne Davis. (He used the four letter S word that is only marginally better than the four letter C word.)
But okay, once again, the guy is not being dismissed so much for being a sexist pig, but for being idiotic enough to tweet it. #cantfixstupid
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John McCain, on CNN, dismissing what “Bibi Netanyahu said during an election campaign.” “If every politician were held to everything they say during a campaign, obviously that would be a topic of long discussion.”
Right, like saying that Sarah Palin was qualified to be President?
Tags: #Marchmadness jokes, airline jokes, Janice Hough, Jerry Brown jokes, NIT jokes, Ted Cruz jokes, Walmart jokes, Yankees jokes
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
March 23, 2015 at 6:56 am
McCain also said that Obama should “get over” the Israeli election. Sure. Just as soon as he gets over the ’08 election
March 23, 2015 at 9:14 am
Very nice Marc.
March 23, 2015 at 7:49 am
Did I miss something? Wasn’t Cruz born in Canada, and ineligible for the Presidency? If not, what was all the hubbub over Obama’s birth place?
March 23, 2015 at 9:13 am
R.Nelson, apparently you can be a “natural born” citizen if you were born to a U.S citizen living overseas. So yes, it doesn’t MATTER where Obama was born as his mother was American. But apparently the birthers have different rules if you are black :