Something stronger.
Brian Wilson will apparently be exercising his player option so LA will have to pay him $9.5 million in 2015. SF Giants fans, in the spirit of camaraderie, are offering to give Dodger fans their best cocktail recipes.
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Giants got 9 runs in 4 games. 1 home run. A lot of runs that weren’t even scored by hits. And they won the series 3 games to 1. #SFchicksdigthesmallball
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All of these experts predicting the #ALCS and #NLCS winners. Because they’ve done so well so far……#Giants #Cardinals #Royals #Orioles
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No baseball Tuesday night since the #ALDS and #NLDS series are all over. And no football as it’s Wednesday. So it was time for most Americans to start ignoring hockey.
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For hockey fans, the San Jose Sharks did start defending their unofficial title of of being “The Best Regular Season Team in the NHL.”
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Okay, it worked out if you are an #SFGiants fan. But Matt Williams is being lambasted for putting rookie Aaron Barrett into the game late last night with veteran pitchers in the bullpen. But Bruce Bochy put September call-up Hunter Strickland into the game late too. And Strickland did get through an inning, albeit with a home run bomb to Bryce Harper. #geniusifitworksidiocyifitdoesnt #NLDS
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So what’s the difference between the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim and the Los Angeles Dodgers? About 48 hours.
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The FTC just announced that AT&T will pay $105 million in fines for placing unauthorized charges for third-party services on customers’ cell phone bills. So now wonder what surcharge the phone company will add to cover the fines
Roger Goodell, talking to owners and defending the NFL’s player conduct policy. “I believe the vast majority of our players are great people.” Right, because in the US we’ve never needed criminal laws because the vast majority of Americans are law-abiding people.
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An American Airlines plane made an emergency landing in Midland, TX last night because a passenger was vomiting and there were Ebola fears. Despite the fact she had come from TURKEY, not Africa (She has already been released from the hospital). Here we go again…. Let’s hope no one gets the bright idea to put TSA in charge of taking temperatures and asking medical questions:
Open note to ANYONE who is anti-vaccine. Please just STFU about Ebola
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October 9, 2014 at 9:47 pm
Giants got 9 runs in 4 games. 1 home run. A lot of runs that weren’t even scored by hits. And they won the series 3 games to 1.
Their “Murder’s row of bats” are Panik, Posey, Pence, Panda, Pagan (injured-now Blanco), Perez, Pray and then Pray some more.
October 9, 2014 at 9:47 pm
***”Murderer’s row of bats”