While campaigning in Florida, GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney said that Barack Obama’s SOTU address was “detached from reality.” Only in America can a man who makes $10,000 bets in a debate, and talks about being unemployed while making $21 million a year, accuse someone else about being “detached from reality.”

In Florida, Newt Gingrich said today that as President he would make sure the U.S. has a permanent moon base by the end of his second term. What’s more of a pipe dream? A base on the moon? Or a Gingrich second term?

(Alex Schubert says “a Gingrich first term?”)

Frank McCourt has indicated he has already received over 20 bids, many of them with multiple potential investors, for the Los Angeles Dodgers. At this point the team may have more potential buyers than they have fans in the stands after the 7th inning.

In a January 14 conversation with a friend wiretapped by Italian authorities, Costa Concordia Captain Schettino says, “I don’t ever want to go back on ship.” I think that can be arranged.

Costa Captain Schettino’s wife apparently is standing by her man and defending him in an interview she gave to the magazine “Paris Match.” Sounds like someone got the number of Kobe Bryant’s jeweler.

Terrell Owens said in a GQ interview that he’s nearly broke and “in Hell.” And the worst thing – there’s no quarterback he can currently blame it on.

One thing that bothers many Americans about Mitt Romney’s tax returns is with the investment income he is now making all that money while currently doing nothing productive. Sort of like Barry Zito.

Tim Lincecum signed with the SF Giants for $40.50 million for two years. Which means two years from now the Giants will either be idiots for not having locked him up longer, or brilliant for not getting into another Zito-like contract.

Michele Bachmann announced today she will seek re-election to the House. And it was Jon Stewart’s turn to Tebow.

Newt Gingrich told an interviewer for the Christian Broadcasting Network that Evangelicals like him because his affairs make him “more normal than somebody who wanders around seeming perfect.” And Bill Clinton said “Why didn’t I think of that?”

In his response to the State of the Union, Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels complained about Obama’s wasteful spending. Guess he feels the President hasn’t done enough to reverse the deficit explosion from George W.’s administration, when Bush’s budget director was… Mitch Daniels.

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3 Comments on “Fantasyland?”

  1. tc Says:

    Important Dates Upcoming:

    Feb 2 – Groundhog Day. If Punxsutawney Phil sees his own shadow, there will be at least 6 more weeks of bad jokes.

    Feb 6 – Queen Elizabeth celebrates 60 years on the throne. [this message brought to you by the makers of Ex Lax]

    Feb 5 – Super Bowl. American Football Championship, this has nothing to do with anyone on the throne.

  2. tc Says:

    I’m driving the bus already.

    Another foot has washed ashore here in Vancouver. The Baltimore Ravens immediately invited it for a tryout.

  3. Glenn Says:

    Gingrich wants a moon base by the end of his second term as President because he will need a place to escape from all of his ex-wives and mistresses.

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