The 2012 Amazing Race.
Just wondering, all these folks saying it’s God’s will that they run for President. Well, if God really does weigh in on these matters, I’m waiting for the first person to acknowledge God told them to sit down and STFU.
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Tim Pawlenty on Sunday dropped out of the Presidential race. Thus surprising millions of Americans who didn’t know he was IN the Presidential race.
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From Marc Ragovin: After finishing way out of the running in the Iowa straw poll, Tim Pawlenty said that he was dropping his presidential bid and would throw his support behind the eventual GOP nominee. That’s like the Clippers announcing that they are ceding five minutes of practice time to the Lakers.
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Keegan Bradley has won the PGA championship in a playoff. Even Scott Verplank and Steve Stricker are going, “Who?”
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The Southeastern Conference decided not to expand for football at this time and said they will not be adding Texas A and M. Maybe they’re holding out for a team that might be a better fit – the Carolina Panthers.
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Sarah Palin doesn’t seem too thrilled by Rick Perry’s decision to run for President: ““I was quite sure he wasn’t going to run because he was quite adamant about it about four months ago. Evidently, he evolved in his thinking.” Okay, political junkies, this might be the first time Palin acknowledged the concept of evolution.
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The San Francisco 49ers are now reportedly even looking at Daunte Culpepper at QB. Stay tuned, how long can it be until Harbaugh puts in a call to Brett Favre?
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Maybe the SF Giants are finally learning: Sometimes what you really need to complete an ensemble is a good Belt.
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Michele Bachmann stated today “I haven’t gone one place in Iowa or South Carolina or New Hampshire where anyone said, ‘Please raise my taxes.” Fair enough, but has she gone anywhere in any of those states where they said “Please cut my services, my Medicare or my social security.
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Since SF Giants manager Bruce Bochy was running out of players, in the ninth inning he ordered reliever Santiago Casilla not to swing (lest he risk hurting himself.)
Casilla walked on four pitches. Maybe Bochy should issue the same order to some of his struggling position players.
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A friend of mine got a suggestion from Twitter to follow Snooki. Wow. Snooki can write?
(and count to 140?)
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
August 15, 2011 at 3:13 am
So Standard & Poor’s has downgraded the US from AAA to AA status. Just like the Mets
August 15, 2011 at 3:14 am
Keegan Bradley? Sounds like one of those brokerage firms that bankrupted America
August 15, 2011 at 7:44 am
TC: I’ll take ‘One Hit Wonders’ for 500 Alex.
AT: This PGA rookie won the Wanamaker Trophy in 2011.
TC: “buzzzzz”
AT: CT!
TC: That would be Bradley Keegan.
AT: Sorry CT, the answer is Keegan Bradley, and remember, the answer must come in the form of a question.
TC: Who gives a shit Alex?
August 15, 2011 at 8:59 am
From Sunday’s edition of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution – Jeff Schultz commenting on Texas A&M’s alleged move to the SEC: “I’m not quite as sure why the SEC wants A&M, because other than getting its toes into the state of Texas — assuming College Station counts — this is like a high-end mall expanding to add a Walgreens.”
August 15, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Casilla’s walk makes the MLB.com hi-lites:
Funny – listening to the broadcasters talk about the at bat…which was his first in the majors.