To err is human, to forgive is divine profits?



So Nike seems to be into the concept of forgiveness and has offered Michael Vick an endorsement contract.  So when is Gatorade going to offer a similar endorsement deal to Brian Wilson?  Since he is only guilty of beating their cooler.

The NBA, crying financial woes during their lockout, is disputing a NY Times blog post claiming the league is “fundamentally a healthy and profitable business.” Well, with all due respect, if things were that bad why would Joe Lacob have paid $450 million for the Warriors, one of the worst franchises in the league?

Since the MLB precedent has been set for long names that accurately reflect a team’s situation, wouldn’t it be more appropriate to start referring to them as the “U.S. Bankruptcy Court Dodgers of Los Angeles”?

Eliot Spitzer, who has been trying to rebuild his reputation after the scandal, has now had his CNN prime-time show cancelled. Well, maybe Nike will offer him an endorsement deal.

Timberwolves forward Michael Beasley was ticketed for marijuana possesion and speeding in a Minneapolis suburb next week. He was allegedly clocked at 84 in a 65 mph zone. Maybe it’s a good thing he had the pot, otherwise Beasley might have been speeding at 100 mph.

Lebron James is changing his annual bike-a-thon in his hometown of Akron, Ohio to focus on education. Here’s lesson one. If you grow up to be famous and have a big decision to make in your life, don’t announce it in a prime-time special.


The 2018 Winter Olympics were awarded to Pyeongchang, South Korea. We know FIFA wasn’t involved as Qatar wasn’t even amongst the top vote-getters.

A pet store in New York’s Greenwich Village has adopted a “no puppies for you” policy for drunks who have been at local happy hours. If a puppy buyer stumbles in and appears inebriated, store personnel  at “Le Petite Puppy” have been instructed to have them come back the next day when they are sober.

Shame the same standard can’t be applied before they stumble home and end up with unwanted pregnancies.


Okay, who’s ready to join me in this pledge. And it’s okay to repost. “I solemnly swear, being of semi-sound mind at least, that I will not ever spend one nickel to buy any book or magazine or anything that puts money in Casey Anthony’s pockets.”

Rush Limbaugh on the Casey Anthony case, talking about liberals – “when does the death of a child bother them? If the child had died in what, two years earlier in the womb, this woman would be a star, she’d be a hero.” Got to give Rush some credit, he makes Nancy Grace seem like a reasonable human being by comparison.


TSA spokesman Nicholas Kimball said today that passengers flying from multiple locations may encounter different reactions from security personnel because the agency intentionally tries to be “unpredictable.” Translation, when we screw up and miss something, “unpredictable” sounds better than “oh sh*t.”


Augie says that Elton John, much as he did with rewriting “Candle in the Wind,” has answered the question of what the Queen of England should do singing her National Anthem.

Namely retitling the anthem “God Save All Queens.”

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6 Comments on “To err is human, to forgive is divine profits?”

  1. Berney Says:

    I join you in the pledge re Casey Anthony.

  2. Augie Says:

    “So Nike seems to be into the concept of forgiveness and has offered Michael Vick an endorsement contract. So when is Gatorade going to offer a similar endorsement deal to Brian Wilson? Since he is only guilty of beating their cooler.”

    Well, if Nike is going to Just Do It and sign an endorsement contract with Michael Vick, they should resign Tiger Woods. I can see a commercial with both of them trying on some new Vick-Woods running shoes to the tune “The Bitch is Back.”

    Now that Casey Anthony has been sentenced to 4 years, minus time served, and $1,000 for each count of lying, the Lifetime Network and Oxygen channel no doubt foaming at the mouth to get something out there quick for the same gullible demographic that followed thetrial.

  3. Mark Says:

    Kim Kardashian expressed shock at Casey’s acquittal. Someone needs to tell her fake ass that the only reason she can afford to live the high life is daddy was involved in the last high profile murder case.

  4. tc Says:

    think Wilson should take on “Batting Coach” duties as well. Great form.

  5. Gary Morton Says:

    Maybe Wilson can get an endorsement with Just for Men, although judging from the richness of that ebony beard, he may want to talk with Benjamin Moore.
    Did Nike finally make a “Just Do Me” endorsement offer to Bristol Palin?

  6. tc Says:

    tagline for Mike Vick merchandise is “Just Scooby Doo it”

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