The Heat is gone.
Is it just me, or does Callista Gingrich make Cindy McCain look relaxed and natural?
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Silver lining for the Miami Heat? After the team’s disappointing and at times childish performances when it was clear they felt entitled to a ring, they’ve all been offered a spot on next year’s “the Bachelorette.”
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Another silver lining, for the Heat, while the Dallas Mavericks get the White House visit with Obama, all the crying and whining has earned Miami a private invitation from John Boehner.
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Anyone who doesn’t believe in evolution clearly hasn’t seen Dirk Nowitzki.
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I think if JFK were alive he might say to all Americans north of Fort Lauderdale “Ich bein ein Maverick.”
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24,000 or so emails released from Sarah Palin’s time as Governor of Alaska, and so far nothing ridiculously embarrassing. Which illustrates one point – even the dumbest women seem to be smarter about electronic communication than men.
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Speaking of electronic stupidity, apparently Lebron James refers to himself as “King James” in texts. Open note to Lebron and any other athlete – before you refer to yourself as royalty, it’s a good idea to actually win a crown first.
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Actual Stanford Psychology PhD thesis title: “Using counterfactual transgressions to secure a moral identity.”. “Counterfactual transgressions” – I see a new political buzzphrase coming on.
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Also from Stanford commencement – Mexican President Felipe Calderon was the keynote speaker. His speech lasted 18 minutes. Or as Joe Biden would call it, perfect timing for good introductory remarks.
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Suggested by my son’s friend Zev – “Who’s happier tonight?” Fans in Dallas, or in Cleveland?
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Actually there’s one unhappy man in Dallas – Jerry Jones. The Mavericks win a championship, the Rangers win the American League championship. And the Cowboys…. Hey, how about that impressive job Dallas did in hosting the last Super Bowl in their new stadium? Oops, never mind.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
June 13, 2011 at 6:55 am
“Using counterfactual transgressions to secure a moral identity?”.
Basically, “are you going to believe me, or your lying eyes.”
June 13, 2011 at 8:00 am
“Is it just me, or does Callista Gingrich make Cindy McCain look relaxed and natural?”
Quasi-Live re-creations by Madame Tussaud.
“In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog…”
Voila: Quasalista!
June 13, 2011 at 8:20 am
The world’s shortest man is an 18 year old Filipino measuring two feet tall.
NBC is considering hiring him, so they can have someone that looks up to Bob Costas.
If he can hit a fade away jump shot over Nowitzki, the Heat may be interested.
June 13, 2011 at 9:23 am
So Lebron James is taking his lumps for falling flat in the NBA FInals. Ya know, the last time I saw a King beaten down so badly, his name was Rodney
June 13, 2011 at 9:23 am
The Dallas Mavericks defeated the Miami Heat for the NBA title, thereby making this the greatest win in Cavaliers history