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January 13, 2023

When you forget to hit “publish.”

All these pundits predicting the NFL postseason. And somehow none of them has as Super Bowl MVP George Santos?

CNN commented that these classified document issues didn’t happen with either of the Bush Presidents or Obama. Two words “wanna bet?” Wonder if staff for W, Barack, Dick Cheney and Dan Quayle are doing a little frantic office and house cleaning right now?-

Well, at least Mike Pence probably doesn’t have any classified documents at his home. Velveeta Voldemort probably never even let Pence see them.

As many in GOP try to ban all “drag shows”- what’s next? Banning “Some Like it Hot?” – “Tootsie?” “Twelfth Night?”

As anti-vax crazies now claim Lisa Marie Presley’s cardiac arrest was caused by COVID vaccine, a responsible former & would-be future President would make a statement that the vaccine – which he took credit for – saves lives. The monster got too big for Dr. Frankenstein too..

Sadly due to the media’s love of train wrecks, guessing more people can name the loser of the Arizona gubernatorial race than can name the new governor of Arizona: Katie Hobbs won. That’s the tweet.

If we needed more proof that George Santos was unable to utter a sentence without lying, there’s this today: “I’ve lived an honest life.”

Dear aspiring investigative journalists: George Santos story is pretty low-hanging fruit right now. Want to make a name for yourself and help our country? Start looking into announced candidates for 2023 elections, and start early, especially for unknowns, in 2024.


After hours

January 13, 2023

RIP Charles White, USC’s 1979 Heisman trophy winner. Remember that USC was top-ranked when they came to play Stanford that year, and one of Stanford band tuba players, expecting a blowout like the rest of us, had taped on his tuba in big letters – “But we’re smarter.”

Somehow Stanford Cardinal managed to tie the Trojans that day -21-21.

After the game his tuba read “AND we’re smarter.”

Wonder if Scott Boras had been willing to be just a little patient and work with the SF Giants.

There’s a big difference between 6 years $200 million and 10 years $315 million

Happy for Minnesota Twins fans but how much did he lose Correa with his NY Mets – Cohen stunt?

Meanwhile Nelson Cruz, 42, has signed a one year contract with the San Diego Padres for $1 million. Could be a real bargain for the Padres, especially as Cruz’s health insurance will be covered by Medicare.

So when George Santos plays that party game “Two truths and a lie” how does he possibly come up with two truths?

Governor Tate Reeves says he is running for re-election and “wants Mississippi to join those nine states that have no income tax.”

As if residents of other states who rank low in various rankings don’t already say often enough “Thank God for Mississippi.”

The difference between George Santos and other politicians: Almost everyone lies about something. George Santos lies about almost everything.

CNN spending more time on documents found in Biden’s office from his VP days than almost any other story today, including floods in Calif, FAA meltdown & House GOP’s attacking abortion & other rights. Note to CNN, Fox News viewers won’t switch, and you’re losing other viewers.

Fine, have a special counsel for the Biden documents.

While special counsel Jack Smith continues to investigate Velveeta Voldemort.

Will make it even more obvious who has nothing to hide.

For my day job, I’m very busy travel agent who books a lot of airline travel.

Although sometimes I’ve had the question “why do people still book flights through a travel agent?”

Today was not one of those days.