Archive for April 4, 2018

Finding lost bats?

April 4, 2018

But didn’t everyone have the SFGiants up 3 to 0 after 1 inning against Felix Hernandez?

And then knocking Hernandez out of the game with 8 runs in the 6th.

SFGiants scored ten runs tonight  in a game started by future Hall-of-Famer Felix Hernandez.  Even the eight they scored against him was more than they have in all five previous games this season.#baseballisafunnygame

Since we all know how much Trump hates being upstaged, can only imagine what he’ll do if Tiger Woods has a good first day at the Masters.

Police believe YouTube shooter had only recently bought the 9mm handgun she used. California has reasonably tight gun laws, imagine if she could have gotten an AR-15.

If MLK , or somewhat like him, were alive today, wonder what nasty nickname @RealDonaldTrump would use for him on Twitter?

 

If Jeff Bezos were a Trump supporter, @realDonaldTrump would be touting Amazon as an American success story. And would have nominated Bezos to his Cabinet.

As Trump attacks immigrants, important to remember he had to hire temporary foreigner workers because he couldn’t find enough Americans to do the work at Mar-A-Lago. Sort of the same problem he’s had looking for wives.

Homeland Security Sec. Kirstjen Nielsen says Trump will “soon” sign order deploying National Guard troops to United States’ southern border. Hmm, maybe on May 4? Anniversary of Kent State.

Two GOP members of Congress have called for EPA Sec. Pruitt to be dismissed. So apparently most greed and corruption is fine, but a $50 room in DC is beyond the pale.

 

Trump says mission in Syria is “coming to a rapid end.” But won’t say when troops will leave. Probably about the time he releases his tax returns.

Rudy Giuliani is heading for his 3rd divorce. Hope this doesn’t get in the way of his attacking Hillary Clinton over her marriage.

Of course it’s a free country, but anyone but me have just a bit of a problem listening to Melissa Ethridge shilling for Applebee’s? #Cometomywindow?#WTF?

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Win like a Pirate?

April 4, 2018

After less than a week in MLB,  Pittsburgh is the last undefeated team.  As we all expected.

 

Giancarlo Stanton was booed after 5 K’s in his Big Apple debut for Yankees. At least he’ll get more understanding from that warm fuzzy New York media.

Madison Bumgarner says #SFGiants estimate on his return might be “a little conservative.” Which is potentially great news. The team needs his bat.

Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia bought out entire Four Seasons Hotel in Palo Alto for a week. Hope what he paid includes some compensation money for bartenders.

Despite all the Twitter jokes, of COURSE Trump knows where Baltics are. They are on the board right next to Mediterraneans.

Official TrumpStore, which sells Trump organization branded items and DonaldJTrump store, which sells political merchandise, BOTH use USPS for shipping. But I am sure they only pay the highest rates….

Trump (falsely) tweeting that Amazon shipping costs with USPS should not be bourne (sic) by the American taxpayer. Beginning to see how this man thought Betsy Devos was qualified to lead education.

If Americans get angry when the price of food or gas goes up a few cents, imagine how if they’d feel if Amazon suddenly stopped Amazon Prime?

Trump attacking Amazon in part he says because they are hurting mom-and-pop retailers. As opposed to his beloved donor Walmart?

White House is now strongly backing EPA head Scott Pruitt. I wonder who Trump lets stay at his DC hotel for $50 a night?

Getting really tired  of resetting the US mass shooting clock. #YouTube

Who knows for sure, but the father of Nasim Aghdam, alleged YouTube shooter who allegedly fatally 3 other people then shot herself, reportedly “hated” the company.

Conservative men – “if only she were armed” No, wait….


Nasim was armed with a handgun.  Imagine if California had the same gun laws as states like Texas, then she could have settled her imagined scores with an AR-15.

Now it’s Cheatin’ Obama?!! But somehow I’ve missed the derisive nickname Trump has for Putin?

Trump reportedly to meet with Peter Thiel at White House dinner in hopes of learning how to attack Amazon, Facebook, Apple and Google. Ladies and gentlemen, your President of the United State