At his first SF Giants press conference Evan Longoria was asked about playing at AT&T Park vs Tropicana Field. A chuckle – “Outdoors, with fans..?”
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Can someone buy Longoria a kitten? A big one. #MissingSkeeter
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Thinking chances no one at USA Gymnastics knew about Larry Nassar are about as high as chances no one at Penn State knew about Jerry Sandusky.
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Tom Brady might be injured. This could be good news for Super Bowl advertisers. With a Bortles-Foles potential QB matchup, millions of Americans really will watch for the commercials.
Minnesota Vikings trying to trademark “Minneapolis Miracle” & ‘Minnesota Miracle.” New Orleans Saints have potential trademarked phrases too, but none could get past government censors.
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Sadly remembering days when worst worry about girls and #USAGymnasticswas eating disorders.
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NFL said Raiders didn’t violate Rooney Rule in hiring Jon Gruden. Proving once again only rule @NFL really cares about is the Golden one – whoever has gold, makes rules.
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Trump today “Right now in a number of states, the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother’s womb in the ninth month. It is wrong. It has to change.”
Can’t imagine why some still question his mental competency.
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Waiting for the t-shirt – “My President went to Mar-A-Lago and all I got was this lousy Shutdown.” #TrumpShutdown
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A new poll found 70% of Canadians had negative view of Trump’s first year in office, 13% were positive. It’s all a strategy to build a wall and have Canada pay for it?
Okay, what about putting the Turpin parents, Larry Nassar and Jerry Sandusky all in the same cell? – And maybe charging on pay-per-view.
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Trump touts new “conscience & religious freedom” division within HHS so medical professionals don’t have to violate their moral/religious beliefs.
What if their beliefs tell them not to treat thrice-married serial adulterers?
So Lindsey Graham & Jeff Flake remembered where they put their spine? #TrumpShutdown
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So at @realDonaldTrump’s $100,000 a couple anniversary party tomorrow will the band play “It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to?” #TrumpShutdown
Pretty sure any #TrumpShutdown cocktail includes Russian vodka and bitter orange. A very bitter orange.
#TrumpShutdown cocktail nominations – I’ll start -Donald Wallbanger – includes Russian vodka and artificial orange. Lots of twists. And when you wake up you’ll feel like you were hit with a rolled up magazine.
Trump married woman he cheated on his 1st wife with; imagine if he’d repeated pattern – “First Lady Stormy Trump?”
