Orange you glad?

At his first SF Giants press conference Evan Longoria was asked about playing at AT&T Park vs Tropicana Field. A chuckle – “Outdoors, with fans..?”

Can someone buy Longoria a kitten?  A big one. #MissingSkeeter

Thinking chances no one at USA Gymnastics knew about Larry Nassar are about as high as chances no one at Penn State knew about Jerry Sandusky.

Tom Brady might be injured. This could be good news for Super Bowl advertisers. With a Bortles-Foles potential QB matchup, millions of Americans really will watch for the commercials.

 

Minnesota Vikings trying to trademark “Minneapolis Miracle” & ‘Minnesota Miracle.” New Orleans Saints have potential trademarked phrases too, but none could get past government censors.

Sadly remembering days when worst worry about girls and #USAGymnasticswas eating disorders.

NFL said Raiders didn’t violate Rooney Rule in hiring Jon Gruden. Proving once again only rule @NFL really cares about is the Golden one – whoever has gold, makes rules.

Trump today “Right now in a number of states, the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother’s womb in the ninth month. It is wrong. It has to change.”
Can’t imagine why some still question his mental competency.

Waiting for the t-shirt – “My President went to Mar-A-Lago and all I got was this lousy Shutdown.” #TrumpShutdown

A new poll found 70% of Canadians had negative view of Trump’s first year in office, 13% were positive. It’s all a strategy to build a wall and have Canada pay for it?

Okay, what about putting the Turpin parents, Larry Nassar and Jerry Sandusky all in the same cell?  –  And maybe charging on pay-per-view.

Trump touts new “conscience & religious freedom” division within HHS so medical professionals don’t have to violate their moral/religious beliefs.
What if their beliefs tell them not to treat thrice-married serial adulterers?

 

 

So Lindsey Graham & Jeff Flake remembered where they put their spine? #TrumpShutdown

So at @realDonaldTrump’s $100,000 a couple anniversary party tomorrow will the band play “It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to?” #TrumpShutdown

 

Pretty sure any #TrumpShutdown cocktail includes Russian vodka and bitter orange. A very bitter orange.

 

#TrumpShutdown cocktail nominations – I’ll start -Donald Wallbanger – includes Russian vodka and artificial orange. Lots of twists. And when you wake up you’ll feel like you were hit with a rolled up magazine.

 

Trump married woman he cheated on his 1st wife with; imagine if he’d repeated pattern – “First Lady Stormy Trump?”

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5 Comments on “Orange you glad?”

  1. Donald Sherman Says:

    You are the top of your game today. :).


  2. Too easy. Moscow Mule.

  3. TC in BC Says:

    Conspiracy??? Patriots had fewest penalties called on them since 2011.,.. which was also ONLY 1. (Jagwires had 6).Then the 1st person to offer Congrats to Tom Thumb after the game ended was a ref !!! Go Figure…


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