Stephen Curry apparently injured his ankle again in practice. But given that it’s January he should be recovered before the NBA pre-season ends in April?
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ESPN “Are the Thunder or Wolves a bigger threat to the Warriors?” So when did Spurs become chopped liver?
(or for that matter Rockets.)
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UCF fans did a digital billboard asking Alabama to play the Golden Knights during the regular season. And give up worthy foes like Colorado State and Mercer?
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50 evacuated and some minor injuries when an apparently overheated iPhone battery started emitting smoke in a Zurich store. Talk about a baked Apple.
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So were ICE raids on 7-Eleven just another way of going after states that have legalized marijuana? #Doritos.
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Because of course everyone knows that Americans for years have been denied the chance to work at 7-Eleven. #Cruelpettystupid
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Diet Coke is changing its look and its marketing due to slumping sales. Maybe bigger problem is that watching Trump is making America think the beverage causes dementia.
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If ICE “really’ wanted to make a statement about no one being above the law, think they would consider massive unannounced raids at Trump properties?
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An innocent man would be happy to talk to the FBI to set the record straight.
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So Mexico is paying for wall, but US budget needs $18 billion for it.. Another of those time-share deals with “modest” annual fees?
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With earthquake of the shore of Honduras plus tsunami warnings, I guess humming “The Morning After” on a cruise ship would be a bad idea. #Bustohell
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Some say @SenFeinstein too old to run again for Senate. But besides fact women live longer than men, some advantages in having no more f*cks to give.#FusionGPS
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“Sneaky Dianne Feinstein.” Couldn’t Trump have just called her a “Sneaky Woman?” That would look better on a best-selling t-shirt.
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Now Trump is taking on Senator Dianne Feinstein. Pass the popcorn. Sorry Donny, you aren’t in her league.
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Dianne Feinstein NEVER said there was no collusion. Lies, Damn Lies and Trumpisms.
On the other hand, “Sneaky Dianne” sounds like a good message for Senator Feinstein’s re-election t-shirts.
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Horrible mudslides & death toll at 15 in California. Good to see @realDonaldTrump trying to be Presidential at least with “thoughts and prayers.” Wait, never mind.