Fresh start?
Fox Sports reports that Chip Kelly, fired by SF 49ers Sunday, he wants to remain in professional football. So Chip is open to joining a team in the SEC?
Odell Beckham Jr. loves to complain about being singled out by officials. Well, I’m sure all those pictures of him and teammates on a party boat with apparent drugs all around, and some of them apparently smoking joints, won’t prejudice anyone against him in this weekend’s playoffs.
–
OBJ recently said that “even Steve Wonder could have seen” the missed calls. Uh, even Stevie Wonder could have seen that posting pictures of the party was a bad idea.
–
Duke’s Grayson Allen started tonight after his “indefinite” suspension became one game. Well, if he were a college football star it might have been 1 quarter.
–
Rob Schneider just tweeted “I will put together a consortium of buyers. Please sell me the 49ers,”
So does Schneider hope to make the 49ers great again, or is he planning to use them for a long-running comedy series?
–
Macy’s is closing 68 stores and cutting 10,000 jobs. #IblameTrump
–
Police say a man in a town outside Frankfurt opened his front door Monday night and found that someone had built a brick wall in his doorway overnight. The wall had to be torn down for him to get out.
Wonder if the guy spent Sunday drinking Amontillado.
–
Whole Foods has a coupon in local paper for $5 off $20 in produce. That’s probably enough of a discount to get a whole extra apple.
–
Wonder what will happen when #Assange & #Wikileaks go after Trump administration: “It’s my nature.” #Scorpionandthefrog
–
Now Pence says “1st order of business is to repeal & replace #Obamacare. Replace w/ what? That great healthcare plan GOP had before Obama?
–
Now @realDonaldTrump picked Wall Street lawyer for head of SEC. Yet another big new alligator who will need to find room in the swamp.
–
Haven’t heard GOP saying it’s an outrage that Charles Manson is entitled to healthcare while law-abiding Americans are not. Because they don’t believe the latter?
“We have two choices: some guy living in an embassy on the run from the law…who has a history of undermining American democracy and releasing classified information to put our troops at risk, or the 17 intelligence agencies sworn to defend us. I’m going with them.”
Quote from that noted commie-pinko liberal Lindsey Graham.
Tags: 49ers jokes, Congress jokes, Janice Hough, NY Giants jokes, obamacare jokes, odell beckham jokes
You can comment below, or link to this permanent URL from your own site.
January 5, 2017 at 12:00 am
The GOP has an awesome healthcare plan in the works — they’ve even got a name for it: Eleph-I-care.