Cow town

Cowboys’ DE Randy Gregory has been suspended a year for another violation of the NFL’s substance abuse policy, his third suspension of the season. He will be eligible for the 2017 postseason.
It’s all part of the league’s “12 strikes and you’re out” policy..

Biggest problem w/ Dak Prescott is he makes it hard to hate Dallas Cowboys. Asked if he was staying in town for bye week – “Yes, Good try.”

In Texas, a newly elected prosecutor wore a Dallas Cowboys jersey during his swearing-in ceremony last Sunday.  Well, let’s hope he’s never on the case when one of the team is a defendant.

NFL television viewership dropped 8% this season from last, with the biggest drops Sunday and Monday nights. Roger Goodell said last month that the election was “certainly a factor.” Well, yes, that and maybe the fact that the league has a whole lot of really lousy teams?

 

Mariah Carey accused ABC of sabotaging her New Year’s Eve performances for ratings. But hey, for as much as she complains, how often have Americans been talking about a singer almost a week after the ball drops? #Nosuchthingasbadpublicity?

Love it. Now a govt study indicates that introducing children to foods with peanuts from infancy reduces the chance of an allergy by 81%. And that keeping babies and young children away from peanuts has probably resulted in many more allergies.
Sigh, now can they do another  study on babies and a little dirt?

 

New law in California makes it legal to have (one) free glass of wine or beer while in a barber shop or hair salon. So if you don’t love the way your hair looks, at least you don’t care so much.

Last week, reportedly Trump told Chuck Schumer that he liked him better than the GOP leaders in Congress. Today the President-elect tweeted “The Democrats, lead (sic) by head clown Chuck Schumer, know how bad ObamaCare is….”
Of course, the report could still be true, outside of his family, Trump may not really like anybody.

 

So regarding this swamp, when is the President-Elect going to start selling Trump-branded wading boots. Really HIGH wading boots?

Florida AG Pam Bondi, who dropped her nvestigation into Trump U after Donald Trump gave her campaign $25K, is getting White House post. #Refilltheswamp

Joe Biden to Donald Trump “Grow up, Donald. Grow up. Time to be an adult.”
Three words – “Pass the popcorn.”

Paul Ryan says GOP will strip #PlannedParenthood federal funding. Which of course will result in need for MORE abortions. #Prolifemyass

Serious snow storms forecasted this weekend for Alabama, Georgia & Carolinas. Cue the “Trump to be President” & “hell freezes over” jokes.
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2 Comments on “Cow town”

  1. marc ragovin Says:

    The Cleveland Browns’ new slogan: Repeal and Replace

  2. Ben Says:

    A phone conversation at Trump Tower:
    “Hello – is Don”
    “Yes – this is President Trump”
    “Donald – is good to talk to you – is Vladimir”
    “Vlad old pal – how are you?”
    mumble….mumble
    “Yes Don, Ivanka really is nice piece of ………mumble, mumble…”
    “Don – you are talking today to Clapper person. You can find out for me a few things, maybe”
    “Sure Vlad – anything for a pal”
    “Wanting to know, but do not let him know who is asking………..”
    (and then the call was lost)


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