Getting late early.
Guessing #MichaelPhelps‘ next retirement speech will be breaking news before @NBC shows most of his #Rio2016 performances.
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Just wonder, if NBC is so sure that women prefer packaged events, why don’t they do two Sunday Night Footballs? One for guys, and another Monday night with twice as many commercials and edited highlights along with personal stories about the players?
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Olympic rowing has been canceled today due to high winds. On a brighter note maybe the wind will blow some of the sewage away.
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An Olympic kayaker apparently capsized today when he ran into a sofa. Well, at least the sofa didn’t have a body on it.
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So @NBC thinks women don’t care about live sports. or might need to get up early. Top #Rio2016 events tape delayed past 1130p. #cantfixstupid
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Serena and Venus Williams were bounced in the first round of the women’s doubles at the Rio 2016 Olympics. Although by the time NBC gets around showing it on tape delay no doubt one of them will already have won another tournament.
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#MadisonBumgarner has lost 2 complete games 1-0 in 2016. More complete games than most pitchers throw all season. #SFGiants
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#ARod will retire Friday. So he’ll be contributing about as much to the #Yankees offense as he has been all season.
#ARod released by #Yankees. He will serve as an “advisor”but technically he could sign w/ another team. #SFGiants not that desperate. Yet.
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Having traded two star relievers and with A-Rod retiring, the Yankees are becoming a team of no-names. But those no-names will still get a lot more national TV exposure than the players on the division leading Orioles, Indians and Rangers.
Quite a love fest from former 49ers players etc for Eddie Debartolo on his election to the Pro Football Hall of Fame. But not much mention of 1992 allegations of him sexually assaulting a waitress in California, and the reported $200,000 out-of-court settlement. Boys will be boys and owners will be owners?
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Jeb Bush’s son George P. Bush, a Texas Land Commissioner, is now saying his fellow Republicans should support Donald Trump. And somewhere W. is thinking, “now who’s the stupid one?”
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Oliver North is attacking Obama over an alleged ransom payment to Iran for hostages. So Ollie thinks the President was too wimpy to send them arms instead?
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John Kasich has indicated he can’t support Donald Trump, and it will be “very very difficult” for Trump to win Ohio. But Kasich also says he thinks a Clinton White House would result in “total gridlock.”
As opposed to what we have now?
Donald Trump announced that he would ‘walk’ from Japan, Germany, South Korea and other allies if they don’t commit to defending America and or paying their “fair share” of NATO fees.
This guy is gunning for a new game “Trump Insult Bingo.” Wouldn’t be hard to win.
From T.C., as it approaches football season: “Seattle head coach Pete Carroll has been given a three-year extension with the Seahawks. Owner Paul Allen figures that should be more than enough time for Carroll to design a play that will score a TD from the one-yard line.” . . .
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