How high can you go?
Now rumors might have both Mark Sanchez and Colin Kaepernick in Denver. Good thing for fans Colorado has legalized marijuana.
Colin Kaepernick now says he wants to play for the Cleveland Browns. Maybe because he figures he has an easy act to follow.
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The Denver Broncos have signed Mark Sanchez. So now we get to learn something new – how high does a butt-fumble bounce at 5,280 feet?
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RIP Keith Emerson, of Emerson Lake and Palmer. It’s bad enough when musicians from your youth die. It’s even worse when you realize that they actually had gotten old.
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New free agent #RGIII apparently visited #NYJets. Well, & what better landing spot for a QB who was tired of too much media attention.
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#UConn#Cincinnati game went 4 OTs today. Wow. That’s more time than many of the players will ever spend in class. #MarchMadness
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Now that Trump is actually getting closer to winning the GOP primary, isn’t it time to call for an investigation: pretty sure that furry thing that lives on his head wasn’t born in the U.S.
Caitlyn Jenner, on her support for Donald Trump: “He would be very good on women’s issues. Just because I’m a woman now doesn’t make me all of a sudden liberal.”
Well, of course not, she had gender-reassignment surgery, not a brain transplant.
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Joe’s Crab Shack has apologized for using a picture of a crowd of white people watching a black man being hanged as a table decoration. Really, weren’t there easier ways for the restaurant to say they’d like to host a Trump rally?
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A Chicago man, Dennis Nicholl, has been arrested for regularly riding the Red Line train with a cellphone jammer. Hmm, so how many millions of people will be joining the #freeDennis campaign?
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Some major GOP criticism of President Obama for missing Nancy Reagan’s funeral. But Nancy herself went to Bess Truman’s funeral without her husband, And W. did not accompany Laura and Barbara Bush to Lady Bird’s funeral. #Noissuetoosmall.
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Marco Rubio says it’s okay if his supporters in Ohio vote for John Kasich, as the Governor of the winner-take-all state has the best chance there to stop Donald Trump. Well, good, that ought to get Kasich at least two or three more votes.
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Ben Carson, in making his endorsement this morning, said “There are two Donald Trumps.” Great, besides the Donald’s narcissism and other issues,, America also now has to worry about a potential President with “Dissociative Identity Disorder.”
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Bob Woodward asked Trump about Mexico paying for his proposed wall, “Trust me, Bob, when I rejuvenate our military, Mexico’s not going to be playing with us with war.”
Because the U.S. now spending as much as the next seven countries combined isn’t enough to scare them already?
Stocks ended today at a new 2016 high. #IblameObama
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After this week’s shooting of a pto-gun mom by her 4-year-old son, Neal suggests, “open carry preschool!”
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And from Marc Ragovin “Well it’s March Madness, or as it’s otherwise, known, a Donald Trump rally.”
(again, funnier if it weren’t true.)
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
March 12, 2016 at 5:42 pm
I went to a hockey game the other day and a Donald Trump rally broke out.
March 12, 2016 at 5:59 pm
very nice!
March 12, 2016 at 5:45 pm
In the “Not Funny” department – how many of you think that when Herr Trumpf does his “Throw the bum out” routine at a rally of the faithful that the “Bum” was paid by the Trumpf team so that the Brown Shirts could take him away and make Donald look more macho?
March 12, 2016 at 5:59 pm
wouldn’t shock me, see tonight’s post.